Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Critical thinker: Regularly questions game design and balance, like critiquing Marvel Rivals favoritism and skin logic in “so when are we gonna have a serious convo ab marvel rivals’ favoritism…. TWO PSYLOCKE SKINS????” and “nobody thought lady loki was a variant… yall just wanna sound so smart on the tl.”
- Protective empathetic: Defends people from unnecessary dogpiling, e.g. “having to block a lot of people on comicstwt or rivalstwt because why are we so comfortable with publicly shitting on harmless tweets?” and calling out disrespect toward creators in “can i ask why yall r being so disrespectful toward babs tarr orrrr…”
- Socially aware: Engages with representation and identity issues, like queer rep and season themes in “ive alr accepted we werent gonna get much of queer rep but saying you have a limited queer rep because you wanted to make sure the characters ‘fits’ the theme of seasons is such a cope out” and concerns about fake slurs in “can we stop spamming muties before someone take it too far and use it as replacement for irl racism”
- Self-aware humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like “my english so poo but idgaf” and joking about time sinks in “people will complain ab a game being boring then flex their 637283774828 hours on it like no shit you played that damn game off the bone 😭”
- Passionate gamer: Shows deep engagement with multiple games and roles, analyzing balance and team play in tweets like “these gambit stats lately like omg… please stop flanking and help your team” and “nothing more irritating than trying to tank but your healers have survival instinct of a walnut”
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing that can escalate conflict, e.g. “you ‘woke’ people need to be crucified” and “rivals console players are insanely stupid”
- Highly reactive: Often posts from frustration about timelines and discourse, like “twitter is such a miserable app oh my goodness” and “PLEASE NUKE TWITTER FOR ONCE AND ALL”
- Judgmental tone: Can be quickly dismissive of others’ play or opinions, as in “rivals console players are insanely stupid” and “do you niggas only play support??!!!!!”
- Negativity bias: Focuses heavily on complaints about games and community, such as repeated nerf/buff rants in “that gambit nerf is so fucking awful” and “no dd nerf so theyre gonna keep shitting on sue”
- Emotional burnout: Shows signs of social media exhaustion, like “i think i will cus social media so miserable actually” and extreme expressions such as “it has been a year and they hasnt announced mysims agent remaster, should i off myself”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: sharp, principled, and frequently frustrated by how unserious and mean everyone around her is online. Like Lisa, they care about media criticism and representation, calling out weak justifications for poor queer rep and thematic choices, as in “ive alr accepted we werent gonna get much of queer rep but saying you have a limited queer rep because you wanted to make sure the characters “fits” the theme of seasons is such a cope out” and “not to be too woke but like.. that is an identity being grouped up with oddballs..”. They’re also very aware of how ‘woke’ discourse curdles into performative cruelty, writing “being woke is amazing actually but what if i say it’s also causing people to be incredibly miserable” and “twitter is such a miserable app oh my goodness”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant exasperation with Springfield’s hypocrisy. Their mix of righteous annoyance and moral clarity—like criticizing people for piling on harmless tweets in “having to block a lot of people… because why are we so comfortable with publicly shitting on harmless tweets?”—is very Lisa-coded. And underneath the ranting, there’s a thoughtful, slightly weary idealist who still cares enough to argue for better game design, representation, and basic decency, which is quintessential Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they rarely mention in‑person social events and instead focus on online games and media, plus they describe being an introvert in a positive way in “however, may i propose; being an introvert with RBF has absolutely saved my life”, and frequently talk about wanting Twitter to vanish, e.g. “PLEASE NUKE TWITTER FOR ONCE AND ALL”. They seem strongly Intuitive: they keep zooming out to patterns and discourse about fandom and culture, like “the repeating cycle of ‘we’ve got to get more woke now’ then spewing things out of anger and hatred” and “being woke is amazing actually but what if i say it’s also causing people to be incredibly miserable”, rather than just listing concrete facts. Their judgments are clearly Feeling-based, anchored in values and empathy; they react to how people are treated and vibes of communities, e.g. “having to block a lot of people on comicstwt or rivalstwt because why are we so comfortable with publicly shitting on harmless tweets?” and “ts as corny as that movie ‘they/them’ please just treat them like you would with anyone else.”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about matchmaking, balance, and cosmetics in a reactive, in‑the‑moment way (e.g. “people will complain ab a game being boring then flex their 637283774828 hours on it” and “dropped genshin at beginning of natlan and all of a sudden i had more free time”), but there’s little evidence of long‑term structured planning or love of rigid systems. Overall, a values-driven, discourse-focused introvert who constantly critiques community behavior and representation, as in “i cant stand miserable people i rlly cant PLEASE NUKE TWITTER” and “idrc ab fake slurs but can we stop spamming muties before someone take it too far and use it as replacement for irl racism”, fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep begging Marvel Rivals to stop pairing seasoned players with newbies, but I promise if we duo, I’ll hard-pocket you like Sue and never let you solo-queue through life again.
- You said Deadpool’s butt isn’t sexualization and that men’s titties on my TL are ‘more likely than you think’—so when do I apply to be your next balance patch: slightly buffed, zero nerfs, and very objectified?
- You’re out here defending Babs Tarr, mad about Emma’s petticoat, and clocking Marvel’s favoritism—have you considered dating someone who will treat you with the same care you demand for every female character’s design?
- You dropped Genshin and suddenly had more free time; drop Twitter next and you might have enough time to hard-learn one more role in Rivals… or, hear me out, hard-learn how to carry me on a Gambit–Rogue date night.
- You talk about being a flex player like it’s ‘buy one get one free’—how about we queue up as a flex duo: you pick the role, I’ll adapt, and together we can finally stop your Loki teammates from being so tragically bad.
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Comics & games critic, flex queue enthusiast. Once bought a character I called ugly out of guilt. 25 • he/they– @ulthimbo
Your signature cocktail
Men Titties Midlane
High-proof spiced rum stands in for their loud, competitive gamer core and the way they rant about balance changes like “that gambit nerf is so fucking awful” and “no dd nerf so theyre gonna keep shitting on sue”. Lychee liqueur is the sweet, slightly queer glam that matches their bio, “men titties on your tl? its more likely than you think.” and their thirst for hot character models like “if it wasnt for lin lie’s thighs, this woulda been an easy skip”. Fresh lime juice is the sharp acidity of their timeline when they’re done with Twitter’s nonsense, from “twitter is such a miserable app oh my goodness” to “please nuke twitter for once and all”. A dash of absinthe nods to their slightly unhinged, over-it, meta-aware side when they say things like “being woke is amazing actually but what if i say it’s also causing people to be incredibly miserable” and “i think i will cus social media so miserable actually”. The chili-salt rim is the spicy, dragging humor they reserve for bad teammates and discourse, like “do you niggas only play support??!!!!!” and “rivals console players are insanely stupid”. Strong, a little bitter, but still fun and slightly fruity, this is the drink you sip while queueing and tweeting through the pain.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline reads like someone who cares a lot about fairness, community, and people just trying to have fun without being dogpiled, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly call out how miserable and hostile social media discourse has become, like when they say “having to block a lot of people on comicstwt or rivalstwt because why are we so comfortable with publicly shitting on harmless tweets?” and “twitter is such a miserable app oh my goodness”, showing a desire for a kinder, fairer environment rather than drama. They defend creators and workers from entitled behavior, e.g. “why don’t they ever mod men to be women” why don’t you do it or maybe commission them to do it? these people genuinely don’t owe you shit, which reflects respect and fairness more than ambition or ego. Even their irritation is usually about people being unfair or unkind, like “ppl being smartass ab this lowkey prove their point lolz” and “ts as corny as that movie ‘they/them’ please just treat them like you would with anyone else.”. There are flashes of self-preservation and boundaries (blocking, wanting Twitter nuked), but these serve their bigger theme of wanting a healthier, more respectful community, which aligns much more with Hufflepuff values than with the ambition of Slytherin or the showy heroics of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Sex, Drugs, Etc. - Beach Weather
The chaotic, terminally-online vibe and exhaustion with social media in Sex, Drugs, Etc. matches their timeline perfectly. They constantly talk about how miserable platforms feel, like when they say “twitter is such a miserable app oh my goodness” and “i think i will cus social media so miserable actually”, which echoes the song’s sense of burnout and numbness. At the same time, there’s a playful, horny, fandom-heavy edge—see their bio, “men titties on your tl? its more likely than you think.” and posts like “he looks so slutty at 35 and 35 only 😭”—that fits the song’s messy, pleasure-seeking energy. Their gaming and comic discourse, like “these gambit stats lately like omg… please stop flanking and help your team” and “so when are we gonna have a serious convo ab marvel rivals’ favoritism…”, shows someone deeply immersed in online subcultures and frustrated by them, just as the song captures someone stuck in a cycle they kind of hate but can’t fully leave. Overall, the blend of cynicism, humor, thirst, and scrolling-til-3am energy makes Sex, Drugs, Etc. a strong thematic match for @ulthimbo.
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