Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Shares raw emotions openly, e.g., "i need to be sedated" and many self‑reflective posts
- Honest: Admits mental‑health struggles and suicidal thoughts, e.g., "I'm suicidal for the past 6 years"
- Resilient: Continues posting despite repeated crises, e.g., "doing my best anon" and "i'll keep going"
- Creative: Uses memes, pictures, emojis, and varied language to convey feelings, e.g., whimsical posts with emojis
- Supportive: Thanks followers and engages, e.g., "thank you so much anon ☹️" and asks for recommendations
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm: Mentions suicidal ideation and self‑destructive plans, e.g., "i'll kill myself" and "seven evil attempts to kms"
- Negativity: Frequent self‑deprecation and hate statements, e.g., "i deeply despise myself" and "i want everyone to die"
- Validation‑seeking: Requests attention and likes, e.g., "send me gimmicks so i can feel liked"
- Impulsivity: Posts abrupt threats and emotional spikes, e.g., "if one more person asks him out I'm actually going to kill myself"
- Isolation: Plans to cut off friends and avoid IRL contact, e.g., "i think i will inevitably end up alone" and "ghost on all my irls"
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is the classic insecure, self‑deprecating kid who constantly feels unloved, just as the user writes, "god this fucker makes me so insecure" and "i deeply despise myself." Like Milhouse’s perpetual fear of being a loser, the user says, "i think i will inevitably end up alone and i want to cut off everybody from my life" and repeatedly seeks validation, "well you should probably send me gimmicks so i can fulfill my desperate need of feeling liked and validated by people on the internet." Both exhibit depressive and suicidal thoughts, evidenced by tweets such as "i need to be sedated" and "i want everyone to die," mirroring Milhouse’s frequent bouts of hopelessness. The pattern of chaotic, contradictory statements and intense emotional volatility also matches Milhouse’s erratic teenage behavior throughout the series.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user displays introverted communication, often turning inward and isolating themselves, as seen in 'ill probably go ghost on all my irls this break because they all made me so emotionalky tired'. They focus on abstract, future‑oriented concerns such as 'what if there's nothing to hold on to' and 'always haunted by the thought that he's probably not gonna be endgame', indicating an intuitive (N) preference. Their decisions are guided by strong personal emotions and values, evident in statements like 'i deeply despise myself' and 'I love love love my boyfriend', showing a feeling (F) orientation. Finally, the lack of structured planning and the spontaneous, impulsive tone of tweets like 'i need a pet so i have no other thought except for the pet and i can ignore my problems and heal' point to a perceiving (P) style. Together these traits align best with the INFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a yaoi manga? Because every time I read your tweets I feel like I'm stuck in the most addictive love‑triangle I never want to close the book on.
- If we were both Vocaloids, I'd be the one singing ‘Just for You’ while you hit the high notes of ‘I love Asher’—a duet that could cure any fluoxetine blues.
- I heard you’re looking for a pet to help you heal—how about I become your cuddly companion, complete with unlimited treats and zero judgment?
- Wanna team up for a Kahoot? The final question: ‘Who can make Asher’s heart skip a beat?’ My answer: ‘Me, with the perfect gift I’ve been saving just for you.’
- You call yourself a hikikomori in training—let me be the reason you step out of the room, because our adventure together will be as epic as a yaoi plot twist.
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Your new Twitter bio
Recovering mental health advocate 🌈 | Anime & yaoi fan 🎭 | Writer, meme curator & occasional cat whisperer | Here for growth, humor & connection– @ultraloser101
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Melancholy
The dark base of black vodka mirrors Asher’s recurring feelings of despair and self‑hate, like when they say, "I deeply despise myself" and "i think i will inevitably end up alone". The bright, bittersweet blood orange adds a flash of longing for love and validation, echoing the tweet "well you should probably send me gimmicks so i can fulfill my desperate need of feeling liked and validated by people on the internet". Lavender honey brings a soothing, yet melancholic note that reflects the yearning for calm and the line "i need to be sedated". A splash of chamomile tea represents the desire for a pet‑like comfort and the line "i need a pet so i have no other thought except for the pet and i can ignore my problems and heal". Finally, a dash of absinthe adds a chaotic, unpredictable edge, just like the frantic outbursts "i fucking hate you" and "i want everyone to die".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user repeatedly emphasizes loyalty and devotion to a romantic partner, e.g., "boyfriend and husband is the exact same person i just fluctuate between the terms for shits n giggles" and "i love love love my boyfriend". They also regularly express a strong desire to support and be supported by their online community, as in "doing my best anon THANYOUU☹️☹️☹️ i love u too i promise im doing my best" and "thank you so much anon ☹️☹️☹️☹️". Their tendency to seek steady companionship, such as wanting a pet to help them heal, aligns with Hufflepuff's values of patience and dedication. While they sometimes voice self‑destructive thoughts, the overall pattern of seeking belonging and staying loyal to those they care about points toward Hufflepuff rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the daring of Gryffindor, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The tweets repeatedly convey deep self‑loathing and suicidal thoughts, e.g., "i deeply despise myself", "i need to be sedated", and "i want everyone to die", showing a pervasive sense of hopelessness. The core lyric of "Hurt" – "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" – directly mirrors this self‑inflicted pain and the search for any remaining feeling. Their desperate craving for validation, as expressed in "well you should probably send me gimmicks so i can fulfill my desperate need of feeling liked and validated by people on the internet", aligns with the song's theme of yearning for connection while feeling broken. The melancholy, raw tone of the song captures the user's oscillation between wanting love and feeling unworthy, much like the line "the hurt, the hurt, the pain inside of me". Finally, the iconic Johnny Cash cover adds a haunting, vulnerable voice that reflects the user's unfiltered, anguished expression.
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