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The user’s bio and tweets reveal a strong sense of alienation, existential questioning, and an obsession with narrative structure, which mirrors Lisa’s introspective and intellectual nature. They write, "its hard to deny that the planted seed of expectation… not a single word to be wasted; not a thread left frayed," and "the only things that ever mattered were the first and the last; the intermission is forgotten," showing a fascination with story arcs. This aligns with Lisa’s habit of analyzing stories and feeling like a stranger in her own family, as seen in the line "everything changed. after a certain point, there was no way back, lingered too long and the way was obscured," reflecting her occasional melancholy. Additionally, the user’s frequent expressions of despair, such as "I need to die before i reach 30 i havent done enough," echo Lisa’s moments of self‑doubt and sadness. Overall, Lisa Simpson best fits this blend of intellectual curiosity, self‑reflection, and outsider feeling.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s focus on inner experience and alienation – e.g., “I came alone and I go as a stranger… even when you are sitting between your own brothers you will never be more alone” – shows strong introversion. Their frequent references to abstract patterns, future possibilities, and underlying structures such as “the effective method of cementing themes is nesting mirrored arcs” and “the only things that ever mattered were the first and the last” point to dominant intuition (N). The analytical tone and emphasis on logical mechanisms, for instance “how clever to construct a mechanism… a water collector from the drippage of the state apparatus” and systematic discussion of story arcs, reveal a thinking (T) preference. Finally, the repeated focus on planning, projects and organized frameworks – “we have begun a great Project” and the meticulous talk of “mirrored arcs” – indicates a judging (J) orientation, fitting the INTJ profile.

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Narrative architect exploring first-last tension & mirrored arcs. I write cryptic verses, design visual riddles, and once built a drip-clock from kitchen taps.– @UltraZabhahs

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail begins with bright lemon, the first light, followed by deep pomegranate, the seed of expectation, and ends with smoky mezcal and bitter orange, echoing the last bitter note. The black vodka provides a dark void that mirrors the user’s sense of being a stranger, while the layered flavors nest like mirrored arcs, creating a seamless intermissionless experience. A drip of orange bitters on top mimics the water‑dripping mechanism described in their tweets. As they wrote, "its hard to deny that the planted seed of expectation, when tended to or ignored, drinks from the recipient’s desire," and "the only things that ever mattered were the first and the last; the intermission is forgotten," this drink is built around those principles. The garnish of pomegranate seeds and a charcoal rim evokes the eclipse and the seed of expectation, tying the cocktail to their cosmic, mysterious vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
UltraZabhahs' tweets reveal a deep fascination with narrative structure, analysis of first and last moments, and the mechanics of storytelling, as seen in "its hard to deny that the planted seed of expectation, when tended to or ignored drinks from the recipients desire" and "customary recitation informs that the effective method of cementing themes is nesting mirrored arcs". This analytical and intellectual focus aligns with Ravenclaw's love of wisdom and learning. Their frequent philosophical musings about uncertainty and the geometry of stories, such as "the interplay between a first and a last is where you can mine tension", show a preference for clever insight over brute bravery. Therefore, the house that best fits is Ravenclaw.

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The bio’s line "I came alone and I go as a stranger" mirrors the self‑isolation expressed in Radiohead’s "Creep." The tweet "even when you are sitting between your own brothers you will never be more alone. not just alone but isolated" reflects the song’s refrain "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo." Their lament "I need to die before i reach 30 i havent done enough" captures the desperate yearning for escape that drives the chorus. Additionally, tweets about "nothing remained certain but uncertainty" and "everything changed… there was no way back" echo the lyrical theme of feeling out‑of‑place and hopeless. Together these expressions of alienation, self‑doubt, and a desire to be different align closely with the mood of "Creep."

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