Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Media‑analytical: Gives nuanced takes on stories and characters, e.g. unpacking Aang’s parenting in “Aang being a bad father makes sense to me, i think. Like he never really got to be a child”.
- Emotionally‑expressive: Openly shares strong feelings, from hype to sadness, like celebrating finishing ATLA in “I HAVE OFFICIALLY FINISHED AVATAR LETS GOOOO. WHERE THE FUCK IS AZULA”.
- Socially‑conscious: Calls out racism and queerphobia, e.g. criticizing Miles Morales hate in “oh but i heard miles morales’s hate doesn’t stem from idiocy and racism” and demanding support for queer marriage in “if you don’t support queer marriage just block me atp”.
- Curious‑viewer: Actively seeks new media and asks questions, like wanting horror recs in “i need to consume more horror. like UGHH oh my hod where’s the black horror??” and clarifying the spirit plot in Korra in “i don’t know if i understand the whole spirit thing??😭 i’m on episode 9”.
- Protective‑advocate: Defends characters and groups they care about, like pushing back on Katara hate in “people hate katara??? what the hell did she do” and criticizing racist interaction bait in “posting this knowing damn well this is going to bait racists out…”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive‑phrasing: Uses violent or extreme language, e.g. “i would literally kill everyone in that theater i’m actually so dead serious rn if they ever did this shit” and “roku needs to die i’m so dead serious bro”.
- Self‑destructive‑jokes: Frequently jokes about self-harm or dying, like “this is literally sick i’m going to kms” and “i think i should just die why did they do that”.
- Harsh‑generalizing: Makes sweeping negative statements about groups, e.g. “white gay people are soooo slow” and “that genre of queer people are genuinely lowkey nazis”.
- Impulse‑posting: Tweets in the heat of emotion with little filter, e.g. all-caps outbursts like “IM GOING TI VREAM ALL OVER MY WALK” and rapid-firing reactions to plot twists such as “i’m going to cry what the fuck”.
- Conflict‑oriented: Leans into antagonistic stances online, like threatening to become homophobic over fandom content in “IF ONE MORE FUCKING BYLER THING SHOWS ON MY TL IM BECOMING HOMOPHOBIC” and mocking opponents as “soooo slow” in “twitter genuinely makes me feel like the smartest bitch on earth”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They map best onto Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, politically sharp, and extremely opinionated about media. Like Lisa ranting about representation and justice, they frequently call out racism and bigotry, e.g. “that genre of queer people are genuinely lowkey nazis is so scary like why do you want to fuck me but also kill me…” and “i’m so dead fucking serious if you don’t support queer marriage just block me atp”. They’re also deeply invested in stories and characters, analyzing them with emotional intensity, like their thoughts on Korra and ATLA in tweets such as “katara learning it’s okay to not always want to forgive people who done you wrong because it’s also a form of healing i’m going to sob i needed this when i was younger” and “BOOK ONE DONE! Loved it. 4/5 (8/10) stars.”. The mix of genuine empathy and slightly smug self-awareness is very Lisa-coded, reflected in posts like “twitter genuinely makes me feel like the smartest bitch on earth”. Their love of niche media, books, and horror, plus a strong moral compass, all fit Lisa’s vibe more than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly engage with fandom discourse, react loudly to media twists, and openly address their mutuals, e.g. “NO ONE EVER WANTS TO HEAR NE TALK ABOUT BOOKS MANNN :(((” and “HAPPY NEW YEARS GAYBOS”, which suggests social energy and outward expression rather than guarded privacy. Their interests and style of commentary point strongly to Intuition (N): they gravitate toward themes, politics, and meta-critique of stories rather than just surface details, as in “not like, GOD AWFUL as everyone makes it sound, but certainly not as fucking amazing as it could be, it should be. so afraid politically…” and their analysis of Aang as a father in “Like he never really got to be a child”. Their values and rhetoric are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they center morality, identity, and emotional resonance, e.g. “i’m so dead fucking serious if you don’t support queer marriage just block me atp”, “katara learning it’s okay to not always want to forgive people… i needed this when i was younger”, and their frustration at racist/fetishistic behavior in multiple tweets. Finally, their spontaneity and flexible style point to Perceiving (P) over judging: they start new shows and books on impulse, bounce between media (“need to watch knives out but i wanna watch ironheart but i also need to watch obaa…woe is me”), and often react in the moment with chaotic, unfiltered posts like “IM GOING TI VREAM ALL OVER MY WALK”, all of which fit the expressive, scattered enthusiasm typical of ENFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Korra can survive losing the Avatar State, I think I can survive shooting my shot: wanna be the reason I yell ‘OH MY GOD’ on the timeline instead of her?
- You said Amon might be better than Ozai and Korra might be your favorite Avatar… how about we complete the controversial opinions trilogy by making me your favorite problematic little guy?
- You finished ATLA, you’re deep in Korra, you defend Katara, love Emma Frost, and miss Miles Morales—clearly you have flawless taste. Want to test that theory by going on a date with me and seeing if your streak continues?
- You’re gayer than ever, you miss your OCD boy from Heartstopper, and you’re sick of that Stranger Things ship—so let me offer you a new canon pairing: you x me, slow burn, heavy banter, no fandom discourse.
- You keep begging for more Black horror and better politics in media; I volunteer as your next study: a queer, ethically sourced love interest who jumpscares you only by texting ‘we need to talk’ before following up with ‘about how cute you are.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Media nerd & horror hopeful. Once compared Brokeback Mountain to Stranger Things and almost started a war. Opinions on Korra, X‑Men & queerness.– @umbra_mortiss
Your signature cocktail
The Gay Avatar State
Overproof dark rum fuels this drink with the same unhinged, all‑caps intensity as their reactions to plot twists like “DID THE FUCKING AVATAR STATE JUST GET FUCKING DESTROYED” and their constant screeching about Korra and ATLA. Blue curaçao colors it like the Spirit World and the Water Tribe, nodding to their new obsession starting with “starting Korra tonight, finally after being told i’d love her so much more than Katara” and gushing over Bolin’s fit in “OH MY GOD BOLIN’S WATER TRIBE FIT IM GOING TK DIE”. Activated charcoal simple syrup makes it goth and dramatic, matching their handle umbra_mortiss and the way they casually drop lines like “roku needs to die i’m so dead serious bro”. Lime juice keeps it sharp and biting, like when they say things such as “being on twitter makes me feel soooooo smart smart. white gay people are soooo slow.”. Finally, sparkling yuzu soda adds a bright, fizzy queer joy that fits their bio “gayer than ever 🩵💚🤍💙” and chaotic thirst, whether they’re yelling “GET IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW. WHERES THE FUCK MY GODDAMN SERVER. GIMME A FUCKIN CHEESEBURGER” or mourning fictional boyfriends like “i miss my boyfriend of five years matthew murdock”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong pattern of curiosity and analytical thinking across media and ideas. They constantly interrogate storytelling choices, like questioning Aang’s parenting and making a nuanced defense of it in “Aang being a bad father makes sense to me, i think. Like he never really got to be a child” and picking apart Korra's love triangle in “i also don’t know if i like the love triangle thing that much?... it’s just. Weird, I think?”. They actively seek out new media and books, treating it like homework they enjoy, as in “i need to watch predator and alien and nightmare on elm street and halloween and” and “im going to die i need a new book to read because the one i am currently reading is so freaked the fuck out”. Their critiques are thoughtful and concept-focused, for example dissecting political cowardice in media in “not like, GOD AWFUL as everyone makes it sound, but certainly not as fucking amazing as it could be, it should be. so afraid politically, and the events are so, so, so bad.” and defending genre definitions in “no the fuck it isn’t. Gothic horror is meant to explore dark theme and possibly psycho sexuality, not themes that you justify jerking off to Nosferatu to with”. Even when talking fandom drama, they frame things in terms of logic and being "smart," as in “being on twitter makes me feel soooooo smart smart. white gay people are soooo slow.” and “twitter genuinely makes me feel like the smartest bitch on earth”, which fits Ravenclaw’s identity around intellect and wit. While they clearly have Gryffindor-like moral stands (e.g. “i’m so dead fucking serious if you don’t support queer marriage just block me atp”), the dominant throughline is a sharp, curious, critique-loving mind, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
A loud, openly queer media nerd who loves mess and doesn’t care if it offends people fits “Bad Reputation” perfectly. They’re unapologetically aggressive and dramatic about fandom and politics, saying things like “being on twitter makes me feel soooooo smart smart. white gay people are soooo slow.” and “i’m so dead fucking serious if you don’t support queer marriage just block me atp”, echoing the song’s defiance of others’ opinions. Their humor is dark and over-the-top, like “got a bomb for christmas #lookout” and “i would literally kill everyone in that theater i’m actually so dead serious rn if they ever did this shit”, which matches the song’s rebellious, chaotic energy. They’re also deeply passionate and emotional about the media they love—“DONT CRY BECAUSW IT HAPPENED CRY BECAUSE ITS OVERRRRR”—but still refuse to tone themselves down for anyone, just like the narrator of Bad Reputation.
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