Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for games, anime, music and football, e.g. posting a whole journey watching Hunter x Hunter and calling Uncharted 4 chase scene 'the greatest cinema' in “Meu Deus passei pela cena de perseguição tentando salvar o Sam em Uncharted 4 e foi o maior cinema que já presenciei”.
- Critical Thinker: Regularly questions narratives around tech, sports, religion, politics and media, such as criticizing expectations about coach Tite in “Aos todos filhos da puta que diziam que 'Tite iria deitar no futebol brasileiro'...” and reflecting on AI as a tool in “IA hoje é como a internet foi há muitos anos.”.
- Socially Aware: Shows concern about sexism and justice, e.g. analyzing machismo in coverage of women’s football in “Gente, já perceberam que o machismo no futebol vai mto além da torcida?” and criticizing religious extremism around blood transfusions in “Gente religião cega as pessoas mesmo né?”.
- Humorous Sarcasm: Uses irony and jokes to comment on situations, like mocking Ubisoft’s 'quality standard' in “Padrão de qualidade Ubisoft: 1 O jogo roda 2 O jogo não crasha (opcional)” and making fun of long Stranger Things episodes discourse in “Você sabia que stranger things tem em muitos de seus episódios mais de 90 minutos...?”.
- Emotionally Open: Comfortably shares personal feelings, like anxiety about a tough semester in “Tô pra ter, possivelmente, o semestre mais ferrado de todo o meu curso... Deus me ajude”, sadness over losing Articuno in “Apareceu um Articuno roxo foda pra mim no Pokémon GO e ele fugiu...”, and affection in “Eu amo muito minha namorada”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Language: Frequently uses insults and swearing even when making valid points, such as “Aos todos filhos da puta que diziam que 'Tite iria deitar...'” and “Depois do aumento do gamepass eu desisti totalmente da Microsoft... Espero que comam pão com bosta o resto da vida”.
- Aggressive Judgment: Makes extreme condemnations like supporting 'pena de morte' in “Pena de morte para ambos” and endorsing Black Mirror torture in “assisti... 'Urso Branco'... eu achei super válido fazer aquilo com criminosos”.
- Impulsive Reactivity: Responds very intensely to media, politics and sports, e.g. fully 'giving up' on Neymar in “Desisto do Neymar namoral” and dramatically abandoning Xbox in “desisti totalmente da Microsoft e, principalmente, da marca Xbox”.
- Provocative Tone: Sometimes escalates conflict rather than dialogue, like yelling at a politician in “A Carlos vai tomar nesse seu cuzinho” and calling someone 'esse energúmeno' in “Esse energúmeno é perfeito pro estilo de jogo broxa do Thomas Frank”.
- Punitive Mindset: Shows strong focus on punishment and resentment, such as wishing 'tudo de ruim e de pior' to reckless drivers in “Aos motoristas que na chuva passam acelerando perto dos pedestres, desejo tudo de ruim e de pior” and endorsing intense suffering for criminals in “eu achei super válido fazer aquilo com criminosos”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user fits Bart Simpson best: irreverent, sarcastic, and always ready to roast someone or something. They frequently use over-the-top insults and dark humor, like calling for “Pena de morte para ambos” and saying after a bad coach performance that critics should “se fodam mto”, which mirrors Bart’s provocative, boundary‑pushing style. They complain loudly about authority and big corporations—raging at Microsoft and Xbox in “Espero que comam pão com bosta o resto da vida” and mocking police behavior in “Além do absurdo do policial ter sacado arma pra isso”—just like Bart’s rebellious attitude toward institutions. At the same time, they show genuine affection and enthusiasm, such as saying “Eu amo muito minha namorada” and excitedly live‑tweeting their Hunter x Hunter journey starting with “Acho que vou postar minha jornada vendo Hunter X Hunter aqui”, reflecting Bart’s hidden sweetness under the chaos. Their mix of gaming obsession, pop-culture commentary, and nonstop jokes—like imagining capitalism as an Ordem Paranormal relic in “Se capitalismo fosse um elemento de ordem paranormal, o shopping seria uma relíquia”—rounds out the picture of a modern, Brazilian Bart Simpson on Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others, reply to discourse, and openly share opinions about games, football, politics, and daily annoyances, e.g. reacting to trends and creators in tweets like “ELE ME BLOQUEOU PQ EU DEI UM CONSELHO KKJKKKKKKK” and publicly chronicling their Hunter x Hunter watchthrough starting with “Acho que vou postar minha jornada vendo Hunter X Hunter aqui. Nunca vi e sei MUITO POUCO sobre”. Their style shows Intuition: they often generalize from specifics into patterns or ideas, such as comparing AI to the early internet in “IA hoje é como a internet foi há muitos anos… É uma ferramenta nova, cabe ao usuário saber usar” and turning capitalism into a Paranormal Order metaphor in “Se capitalismo fosse um elemento de ordem paranormal, o shopping seria uma relíquia”. The tone is strongly Thinking: they prioritize critique, consistency, and perceived logic over harmony, often bluntly calling out hypocrisy or bad design, e.g. “Gente, já perceberam que o machismo no futebol vai mto além da torcida?” and the harsh evaluation in “Depois do aumento do gamepass eu desisti totalmente da Microsoft… Espero que comam pão com bosta o resto da vida”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about their own lack of structured skills (like UI design) in “Sou incapaz de fazer um bom design de telas. Sempre falta algo. Eu nunca sei o que é. Me irrita”, riff spontaneously on whatever topic appears on the timeline (from Pokémon GO to prison policy to Uncharted set-pieces), and explore possibilities rather than sticking to strict plans, as seen in their playful predictions and open-ended speculation about new games in “Tentando prever bugs/problemas no novo EAFC: Faltas dando MUITO cartão ou MUITO POUCO cartão…”. Altogether, their argumentative, idea-jumping, debate-loving, and outwardly expressive style aligns best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If capitalism were realmente uma relíquia de Ordem Paranormal, I’d totally face the shopping‑mall horror with you… as long as afterwards we could chill listening to Good Kid and Poor Man’s Poison while you rant about Xbox and EA.
- You gave Uncharted 4’s chase scene the ‘maior cinema que já presenciei’ seal of approval — any chance my face could get at least a mid‑budget series adaptation if I show up next to you on the couch for your next playthrough?
- You said you’re ‘incapaz de fazer um bom design de telas’, but look at your Hunter x Hunter thread: character analysis, emotional damage, Kurapika jokes… honestly, I’d trust you to design the UI of our entire relationship.
- You losing a shiny Articuno and still opening Pokémon GO again just proves it: you’re stubborn in the best way. So I’m channeling that energy — even if you ultra ball‑curve me away the first time, I’m respawning in your DMs.
- You hate competitive games, roast Ubisoft, EA, Xbox, bad coaches, and still have energy to defend women’s football and complain about macho nonsense — statistically speaking, you’re the only meta I want to break by actually winning your heart.
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Gamer, football ranter & anime binge-watcher. Lost an Articuno in Pokémon GO and never recovered, so now I shout at EA and Hunter x Hunter instead.– @UmcaraQualque_r
Your signature cocktail
Nen Burst Negroni
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with guaraná, amped-up and hyper like someone live-tweeting Hunter x Hunter marathons and shouting things such as “Vai ser fuder irmão do killua!!!!” and “Aparentemente toda mulher jovem adulta de Hunter X Hunter é gostosa??”. Campari brings the bitter bite of football rage and gaming rants, echoing moments like “A GENTE PRECISA É DE GOLEIRO” and the Xbox/Game Pass salt in “Espero que comam pão com bosta o resto da vida”. Cold brew coffee keeps the brain wired through long semesters and late-night games, matching the vibe of “Tô pra ter, possivelmente, o semestre mais ferrado de todo o meu curso...” and all those EA/Ubisoft/FIFA dissections. A splash of energy-drink-flavored soda nods to their unapologetically trashy-yet-fun taste, like defending junk food and meme TV while saying “É sabor energético, não sabor álcool”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt represents the constant, fiery sarcasm and moral outrage—whether on prison debates, religion, or politics—as in “Mas gente, defendem até superlotação de prisões. Onde isso é desumano?” and “Uai bolsonarista defendendo bandido, que opinião política é essa engraçada”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest pattern in their tweets is a very Gryffindor-style moral boldness and confrontational courage. They repeatedly call out what they see as injustice or hypocrisy in blunt terms, like criticizing machismo in football in “já perceberam que o machismo no futebol vai mto além da torcida?” and mocking political hypocrisy in “Uai bolsonarista defendendo bandido, que opinião política é essa engraçada”. They show a punitive, emotionally-charged sense of justice in tweets such as “Pena de morte para ambos” and endorsing the punishment in Black Mirror’s White Bear in “achei super válido fazer aquilo com criminosos”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot-blooded, retributive streak more than Slytherin’s cold calculation. Their impulsive, dramatic reactions—like giving up on Neymar in “Desisto do Neymar namoral” or raging at Xbox in “desisti totalmente da Microsoft… Espero que comam pão com bosta o resto da vida”—show classic Gryffindor temper and spontaneity. While there’s some Ravenclaw-style curiosity in game/anime analysis, the dominant traits are emotional bravery, strong opinions, and a readiness to ‘charge into battle’ in debates, which align most clearly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song that fits them well is Welcome to the Black Parade because it mixes drama, emotion, and a bit of chaotic humor—exactly like their timeline. They bounce between passionate rants about football and games, like when they say “Depois do aumento do gamepass eu desisti totalmente da Microsoft e, principalmente, da marca Xbox. Espero que comam pão com bosta o resto da vida”, and sincere excitement over media, such as “Meu Deus passei pela cena de perseguição tentando salvar o Sam em Uncharted 4 e foi o maior cinema que já presenciei”. The song’s theme of perseverance through frustration and disappointment mirrors their rants about injustice and incompetence, like “Além do absurdo do policial ter sacado arma pra isso, ngm tá comentando que TEM UM MONTE DE LUGAR DISPONÍVEL???” and “Gente, já perceberam que o machismo no futebol vai mto além da torcida?”. At the same time, the song has a youthful, almost nerdy epicness that matches their anime and gaming enthusiasm, seen in tweets like “Acho que vou postar minha jornada vendo Hunter X Hunter aqui. Nunca vi e sei MUITO POUCO sobre” and “Esse é o melhor jogo de todos os tempos”. That balance of angst, irony, and emotional sincerity makes Welcome to the Black Parade a strong thematic fit for their personality and feed.
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