
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s sensitive, introspective, and constantly wrestling with feeling misunderstood, much like this user talking about “my dad's actively bad mouthing me to my brother like he cares” and struggling with boundaries in “How does one even no contact... im stupid and attachment pilled”. Like Lisa, they’re smart and self-aware enough to analyze their own patterns, as in “idk why i constantly try and give people multiple chances... what in my brain drives me back”. They have creative/nerdy passions (Blender, games, concerts) and get frustrated when others or algorithms don’t appreciate them, echoing Lisa’s need to be seen: “Idk how people get twt accounts where people actually actively interact” and “Insane next level love hate relationship with blender”. There’s also a strong moral/emotional core under the snark—defending others from radfems in “bro go outside... no need to quote twt every trans person u see” and openly expressing love for oomfs in “I love you all”—which matches Lisa’s mix of righteous anger and genuine care. Even their oscillation between hope and despair, like “life is crazy cause you can feel the worst and the next min you're being thrown every single bone and living big”, mirrors Lisa’s frequent swings between cynicism and idealism.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively seek interaction, shows, bars, and new moots, e.g. talking about going to a bar’s unofficial trans night in “So next week I'm going to a bar that has an unofficial tranny tuesday so thats awwsome”, concerts in “oh yea fourth show this year i think”, and wanting more engagement in “Idk how people get twt accounts where people actually actively interact”. They read as Intuitive: they frequently leap from specifics to ideas and vibes, like musing on identity in “Its ironic I named myself after Max when in reality im more a Chloe But like Max is androgynous so like” and describing life in broad swings in “life is crazy cause you can feel the worst and the next min you're being thrown every single bone and living big”. They clearly favor Feeling: their decisions and commentary are emotion-first and relational, seen in “idk why i constantly try and give people multiple chances, like what in my brain drives me back to talkin or trying to with people who obviously don't give a shit” and their empathy toward targets of online harassment in “post like this just shows we make fun of people for any interest they have nowadays”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they struggle with routines and long-term structure and lean into spontaneity, e.g. “Keep screwing up my workout routine and desperately wanting to fix it but I am always tired”, joking about being all over the place in “the dementia caught up and i dead ass tweeted the same tweet i made 10 hours ago”, and their on‑the‑fly decisions around HRT in “Hold on might finally just saying fuck it and getting diy hrt after months or a year of being off it cause I feel awful without it”. Overall, the emotionally expressive, people-focused, vibe‑driven, and somewhat chaotic style best fits ENFP.

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Max | 23 | trans futch gremlin trying to balance Blender renders, concerts & DIY HRT; once got ushered away from slots because they thought I was 15– @umjammertranny

Your signature cocktail
The blanco tequila with a chili tincture rim is sharp and intense, matching their emotionally charged energy and willingness to say exactly what’s on their mind, like when they vent about family and HRT in “my dad's actively bad mouthing me to my brother like he cares, bro saw my hrt needles and freaked” and joke about needing money for estrogen in “anyone wanna fund a girl's estrogen 😅”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a bittersweet brightness, reflecting their mix of hope and frustration in posts like “Im feeling better about myself again do i start trying to date again hmm” and the ongoing dating app struggle in “Going back on dating apps , struggle begins anew”. Elderflower liqueur adds a soft floral note for the tender, affirming side they show when they hype others and themselves, like “I love you all” and their quiet self‑pride in “This is fuckin awesome... like im pretty cool sometimes I guess maybeee”. The splash of blue curaçao represents their deeply online, gamer‑art brain and colorful taste—Magdalena Bay shows, Metal Gear thirst, Blender chaos—as seen in posts like “Insane next level love hate relationship with blender...” and “10 games to get to know me”. Finally, a few drops of saline solution tie it together as a subtle, necessary seasoning, echoing their resilience and determination to keep going—“We in this bitch” and still joking about being ‘back’ in “Yea im back” even when they’re openly struggling in “I gotta kms like actually”. This drink is strong but layered, a little bitter, a little sweet, and very futch—fitting for someone who calls themselves a “trans futch” and muses “Atp idk if I'm more butch or futch”.

Your Hogwarts House
Max reads most strongly as a Hufflepuff because of how much they value emotional connection, consistency, and care for others over clout or status. They explicitly recognize how much small acts of kindness mean, as in “that shit goes a long way”, and they get genuinely hurt when effort and reciprocity aren’t returned, venting that they keep giving people multiple chances despite not getting the same effort back in “idk why i constantly try and give people multiple chances, like what in my brain drives me back to talkin or trying to with people who obviously don't give a shit or put forth half the effort to fix literally anything!!”. Their longing for stable companionship and willingness to care for someone else’s needs is very Hufflepuff-coded, like when they say “a girl i can cook and pamper for >>>”. They also show steady, workmanlike determination in both self‑improvement and hobbies, e.g. wrestling with Blender but sticking with it in “Insane next level love hate relationship with blender... its like sometimes its flawless and everything is in its right place and others its like kill me now.” and talking about dragging themselves back into a workout routine in “Keep screwing up my workout routine and desperately wanting to fix it but I am always tired”. Even when they’re frustrated or depressed, they keep trying to reconnect and care for others, like sharing love with mutuals in “I love you all” and opening DMs in their bio, which fits the loyal, soft‑hearted, quietly resilient nature of Hufflepuff far more than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the spotlight‑seeking of Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for Max is changes by XXXTENTACION, because it captures that mix of vulnerability, emotional burnout, and quiet determination to keep going. They talk very openly about feeling awful off HRT and considering DIY just to feel okay again, like in “Hold on might finally just saying fuck it and getting diy hrt after months or a year of being off it cause I feel awful without it”, which matches the song’s theme of a body and mind in flux. Their timeline swings between self-hate and self-love—from “I gotta kms like actually” to “Im feeling better about myself again do i start trying to date again hmm”—mirroring the cyclical emotional struggle in the lyrics. The song’s soft, almost resigned tone fits the way Max processes pain, like dealing with family disrespect around HRT in “my dad's actively bad mouthing me to my brother like he cares, bro saw my hrt needles and freaked”. And yet, despite all of that, they still chase connection, gaming, Blender art, and shows like Magdalena Bay—an undercurrent of persistence that makes the song’s melancholy feel very true to where they’re at.

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