uncle_deluge
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Knowledgeable: Shows deep historical and linguistic knowledge, e.g., tweets on Old English þ/ð and rune number writing
- Critical: Analyzes cultural appropriation, e.g., tweet on mythology theft across civilizations
- Curious: Explores diverse topics like succulents, ancient copper mining, and language reforms
- Engaged: Active on Twitter with frequent posts, quotes, and interaction with many accounts
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and memes, e.g., "Annihilate everything that exists" and "Abolish the naughty list"
Weaknesses:
- Incoherent: Tweets often lack clear focus, jumping from conspiracies to jokes without context
- Conspiratorial: Makes unfounded claims, such as ISBNs being the Mark of the Beast
- Provocative: Uses hostile language toward groups, e.g., "Unitarian Universalists should be hunted for sport"
- Negativity: Frequent venting and bleak statements, like "Nothing works anymore. Everything is shit"
- Dogmatic: Insists on absolute correctness, e.g., claiming native English is the measuring stick for language
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The user’s tone is highly educated, conspiratorial, and contemptuous, which mirrors Sideshow Bob’s cultured yet vengeful personality. They cite obscure historical and linguistic facts such as "Old English does not appear to have had any rules for when to use þ and when to use ð" and "The fixation people have with claiming a mythology was 'stolen' from one culture by another needs to be studied," reflecting Bob’s love for high culture and classical scholarship. Their angry calls for violent retribution—"We have to kill whoever ruined libgen" and "Annihilate everything that exists"—echo Bob’s murderous plots against Bart and society. The frustration at being misunderstood, expressed in "I've been trying to tell people and they don't understand me," fits Bob’s frequent isolation as a misunderstood intellectual. Finally, the blend of dark humor, sarcasm, and grandiose statements like "Our task is to burn wood" and "Unitarian Universalists should be hunted for sport" aligns with Sideshow Bob’s theatrical villainy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Uncle_deluge displays introverted tendencies, often speaking from a personal perspective and noting being misunderstood, as in "I've been trying to tell people and they don't understand me" and "I follow nearly 1600 people and I'm lucky to see 30 of them…". Their focus on abstract patterns, historical linguistics and speculative connections—e.g., "Old English does not appear to have had any rules for when to use þ and when to use ð" and "The fixation people have with claiming a mythology was 'stolen'…needs to be studied"—shows a strong N preference. Their decision-making is driven by logical analysis and critique, evident in tweets like "If you see a drawing… you probably don't actually think that" and "It's fucked up that you sold that guy sub standard copper". Finally, the strategic, organized nature of their commentary, such as "Step 2 of every inside job is planting the clues" and their systematic articles, indicates a Judging (J) orientation. Overall, the profile aligns best with an INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your succulents may be alien, but the way you make my pulse race feels like a rare plant I’d never want to touch—just admire from a safe distance (or maybe get a little closer?)
- If I wrote you a love letter in Old English, using both þ and ð, you’d know I’m willing to master every archaic nuance just to say I like you.
- I lost my Minecraft account in the Alpha‑Beta switch, but I promise I’ll never lose the map that leads straight to you.
- Your Santa Claus myth research is legendary—let’s rewrite it together, starring you as the enchanting queen and me as the devoted elf delivering kisses.
- Just like the ancient copper miners of the Great Lakes, I’ve been digging deep for treasure—maybe the real prize is finding you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Canadian history & language geek, gamer, and meme curator. Once got a medieval text flagged as spam. #CuriousMind– @uncle_deluge
Your signature cocktail
Coalposter's Ember
The Coalposter's Ember mixes smoked Scotch, a nod to the elder’s warning, 'Our task is to burn wood.' The charcoal-infused vodka gives the drink the dark, conspiratorial edge of his 'ISBNs are the Mark of the Beast.' Absinthe adds a touch of esoteric mysticism reminiscent of his fascination with hidden apostolic wisdom. Yuzu juice brightens the blend, echoing his curiosity about the kanjification of English and his tweet 'Succulents make me uncomfortable.' Finally, chocolate bitters reference his 'Scientists have reconstructed what 'CHEDDAR MAN' looked like and it's mind blowing' post, grounding the cocktail in the ancient and the uncanny.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user frequently displays a thirst for knowledge and analytical thinking, such as the tweet "Old English does not appear to have any rules for when to use þ and when to use ð..." which shows deep linguistic research. They also comment on historical myths and cultural appropriation: "The fixation people have with claiming a mythology was 'stolen' ... needs to be studied." Their interest in obscure religious and esoteric topics, e.g., "I love learning about Orthodoxy" and "But he also was, still, transmitting the hidden esoteric wisdom teaching of the apostles", further underscores a scholarly curiosity. This consistent pattern of valuing intellect, learning, and insight aligns best with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
The user’s constant stream of historical and cultural references mirrors the rapid list of events in Billy Joel’s 'We Didn’t Start the Fire.' Their tweet 'The fixation people have with claiming a mythology was "stolen" from one culture by another needs to be studied' shows a preoccupation with how history is repurposed, just as the song catalogs past events. Their lament 'Nothing works anymore. Everything is shit. The lights have gone out' reflects the song’s chorus about a world in perpetual crisis. The bio’s line 'Our task is to burn wood' directly echoes the song’s title, implying they feel compelled to keep the fire of knowledge burning. Finally, the tweet 'Step 2 of every inside job is planting the clues' aligns with the song’s theme of hidden histories being passed down through generations.
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