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Bill's sarcastic and cynical commentary on current events, particularly political figures and situations, mirrors Kent Brockman's character in The Simpsons. He often uses humor to express his discontent, much like Brockman's sardonic reporting style. For example, Bill's comment, 'Britain needs 1980s New Zealand style agricultural reforms to bankrupt useless farmers like this', reflects Brockman's tendency to mock and criticize authority figures. Bill's sharp wit and ability to find humor in even the most serious situations make him a fitting counterpart to the cynical and often sarcastic news anchor.

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Kiwi living in London, passionate about politics, culture, and the occasional Goon-related anecdote. Follow me for a dose of humor and insightful commentary on the world. 🇳🇿🇬🇧– @UncleBill_D

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Bill's cunning wit, ambition, and strategic thinking align with the traits of Slytherin. He often uses humor to criticize the UK government, as seen in his tweet, 'Britain needs 1980s New Zealand style agricultural reforms to bankrupt useless farmers like this'. His strategic thinking is evident in his suggestion for potential candidates for future elections, 'My picks: OG PM Luxon DPM Willis CG GM Seymour GW Peters OO LO Hipkins DLO Shaw CO OM Davidson OW Ngarewa Packer'. He also exhibits a desire for power, as seen in his comment about the 'Trotskyist takeover of the Tories', suggesting a desire for change and influence. These qualities, combined with his sharp intellect and willingness to challenge authority, make him a fitting candidate for Slytherin.

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Bill's energetic and often humorous commentary on the world around him, particularly his criticisms of the UK government and his advocacy for New Zealand, resonates with the upbeat and empowering spirit of 'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen. The song's message of overcoming obstacles and pursuing one's dreams aligns with Bill's passion for change and his desire to see New Zealand thrive. His tweets, like 'If the NZ government were smart, every time the Tories did something dumb like this they'd announce the opposite to attract the talent Britain is driving away', reflect the song's theme of pushing boundaries and defying expectations.

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