Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technical Knowledge: Mentions GrapheneOS, VPN‑slow package managers, code review, and dependency issues.
- Passionate Advocacy: Calls for free speech and condemns the 'free world' and dictatorships in many posts.
- Humor: Uses absurd pooping jokes and self‑deprecating memes throughout tweets.
- Self‑Awareness: Acknowledges being shadowbanned and labels self as a 'schizo shitposter' in the bio.
- Active Engagement: Quotes other tweets, reacts to news, and frequently interacts with trending topics.
Weaknesses:
- Incoherent Narrative: Posts contain nonsensical claims like time‑travel rape on Sumbawa.
- Excessive Profanity: Frequent use of words such as 'fuck', 'shit', and 'retarded' across tweets.
- Conspiracy Paranoia: References DPRK CIA, leaked IDs, and feds killing dinosaurs.
- Violent Rhetoric: Calls for killing 'parasites' and a violent revolution against the EU Commission.
- Substance Abuse: Mentions overdosing on fentanyl and self‑harm in several tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user behaves like a chaotic, rebellious troublemaker who constantly attacks authority, much like Bart Simpson’s constant defiance of school and adults. Tweets such as "the 'free world' is such a fucking joke, i hope putin take over europe at this point..." and "JUST MAKE A WEBSITE THAT FUCKING WORK YOU RETARD, YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT" show a blatant contempt for the establishment. Their absurd, self‑referential humor – for example, "im an ai fedbot made in a lab by the dprk cia to make schizo shitposts on twitter but im too lazy so i spend my days pooping instead" – mirrors Bart’s prank‑filled, nonsensical style. This blend of anti‑authority ranting, profanity, and goofy nonsense makes Bart Simpson the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Their constant posting and desire for interaction (e.g., "based dad [picture]" and "I'm currently pooping, that means for once the feds didn't do it [picture]") shows an extroverted, outward‑facing communication style. They frequently discuss abstract, big‑picture concepts like "the 'free world' is such a fucking joke, i hope putin take over europe at this point..." and "anonymity online has never been more important", indicating a preference for intuition. Their language is driven by strong personal values and moral outrage, evident in tweets such as "they all hate you and want to destroy your life, don't give it to them" and "we genuinely need a violent revolution where we just straight up kill those parasites". Although they occasionally mention technical details, the overall tone is emotional and value‑laden, pointing to a feeling (F) orientation. Their posting pattern is spontaneous, unstructured, and often includes random personal updates ("currently pooping, that means for once the feds didn't do it", "waiting for a code review on a passion project be like"), reflecting a perceiving (P) lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a GrapheneOS install? Because your privacy settings make my heart feel completely secure from any surveillance.
- If we were a code review, you'd be the flawless PR that passes all my tests and still leaves me wanting to merge you into my life.
- Is your love a package manager? Because every time I try to install feelings, you resolve all my dependency conflicts instantly.
- I saw you’re currently pooping—mind if I hang out? I’ll be the only thing that doesn’t get flushed away and actually sticks around.
- Waiting for Metal Gear Solid 6? Let’s be the ultimate covert duo, sneaking through life together with zero‑day stealth and endless cheat codes.
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Cybersec hobbyist, GrapheneOS fan, open-source tinkerer. I fixed a bug while my coffee brewed. Passionate about true free speech.– @UncTeddyFazBear
Your signature cocktail
Schizo Bear's Free Speech Slammer
The drink mirrors UncTeddyFazBear's chaotic anti‑establishment vibe. The black vodka and activated charcoal echo the 'free world' being a 'joke' and a dark dystopia as they tweet, "the 'free world' is such a fucking joke, i hope putin take over europe at this point..." The bite of Tabasco captures their militant calls to 'kill the parasites' as seen in "we genuinely need a violent revolution where we just straight up kill those parasites". Absinthe adds a hallucinatory edge that reflects their self‑described "retarded schizo shitposter" persona. Finally, a gummy bear garnish nods to the teddy bear identity and the recurring poop jokes like "currently pooping, that means for once the feds didn't do it".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The account repeatedly expresses a desire for power and domination, such as "we need a violent revolution where we just straight up kill those parasites" and "the 'free world' is such a fucking joke, i hope putin take over europe at this point...". Their focus on secrecy and manipulation of privacy tools—"hence why you should use @GrapheneOS to fight the tyranny of the 'free world' dictatorship"—shows a cunning, resource‑ful mindset typical of Slytherin. They also display a self‑preserving, opportunistic attitude, warning "they all hate you and want to destroy your life, don't give it to them". The overall tone is ambitious, ruthless and willing to break rules for personal or ideological gain, aligning with Slytherin's core values of ambition and cunning. Therefore, the user's traits most closely match Slytherin.
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user constantly rails against the "free world" and calls for violent revolution, as shown in the tweet "we need a violent revolution where we just straight up kill those parasites". Their defiant tone and refusal to obey authority mirrors the chorus "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" from Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name". They also brag about using privacy tools like GrapheneOS to fight tyranny, echoing the song's theme of resisting oppressive power structures ("hence why you should use @GrapheneOS to fight the tyranny of the 'free world' dictatorship"). The repeated references to being shadowbanned and censored illustrate their desire for unrestricted speech, aligning with the song's critique of institutional control.
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