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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a sensitive fourteen-year-old who feels deeply alienated from their peers, frequently posting about how they “srsly hate everyone in my friend group”. While Lisa often turns to her saxophone, this user expresses their internal turmoil through extreme outlets, admitting they “lowk feel like a bad Muslim” due to a lack of motivation regarding religious duties. They share Lisa's academic pressure and anxiety, noting that “whenever the teachers or whoever talks about mental health i start wanting to cry”. Despite their dark thoughts, they maintain a creative side similar to Lisa’s hobbies, expressing a “really want to learn how to embroider and sew” to make plushies. Ultimately, both struggle with a sense of being misunderstood by their families, leading the user to wish “i could die” because they feel like a 'bad daughter'.

Your MBTI personality Type
@Underthebl4nket aligns with the ISFP type because they prioritize internal emotional experiences and sensory-focused coping mechanisms while exhibiting a spontaneous, Perceiving lifestyle. They show Introversion by waiting for solitude to engage in private rituals and Feeling through a focus on personal identity and the emotional weight of being a "bad daughter". Their Sensing side is evident in their focus on physical sensations, such as the aesthetic of how blood beads on the skin or the sensory reaction to eating too much sugar. Finally, they demonstrate a Perceiving nature through their self-described laziness and lack of planning, often acting on immediate impulses to carve designs rather than following a set schedule.

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Aspiring artist and embroidery enthusiast. When I’m not bouldering or collecting BJD blind boxes, I’m dreaming of making my own plushies. 14 | He/Him | IFB– @Underthebl4nket

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 14-year-old balancing homework, hobbies, and hashtags. The Earl Grey base honors his bio and "Barbatos" persona, while the bitter jelly pearls mimic the "Wedrink jelly pearls" he hated. The blood-orange syrup represents his frustration when "blood just beads up and not drips down," and the bizarre cheese powder rim is a nod to his love for "cheese powder ngh it's so good." It’s a drink for someone who is "lowk too lazy to cut" but still wants to maintain their "beauty sleep."

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Barbatos exhibits a strong Slytherin tendency toward resourcefulness and self-interest, often calculating how to achieve their goals within personal constraints, such as planning to “wake up at like 1am and so I can cut myself in peace”. They display the classic house trait of being highly selective with their loyalty, stating “I srsly hate everyone in my friend group Except for C shes chill”. Their focus on aesthetic and personal identity is paramount, even when considering harm, as seen in the remark “Should I carve this on my arm it looks cool lowk”. Furthermore, their self-preservation instincts manifest in a desire to hide secrets from authority figures, hoping “scars on my shoulders fade so I can get vaccines without having the talk with the nurses”. This combination of calculating behavior, selective social circles, and concern for personal image aligns them firmly with Slytherin.

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The song Teen Idle perfectly captures the user's struggle with the darker side of adolescence and the desire for a different youth experience. Like the lyrics, @Underthebl4nket oscillates between deep self-loathing and a yearning for connection, often posting “I'm such a bad daughter I wish i could die” alongside mundane teenage topics like Roblox and school. Their preoccupation with physical appearance and self-harm, seen when they say “Ugh I feel so fat I might just develop an ed atp”, mirrors the song's themes of body dysmorphia and mental illness. Furthermore, the user's frequent mentions of self-harm, such as “Ugh I hate how the blood just beads up and not drips down 💔”, reflects the bleak and lonely atmosphere Marina describes. Ultimately, the song suits someone who feels like they are wasting their youth while being consumed by their own mind.

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