Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate researcher: They email libraries, SPRI, and track down private correspondence and journals about Cherry and Birdie, e.g. “Just emailed a kiwi library because I think they have birdie’s journals…” and “Yesterday I emailed them about cherry’s journals and letters…”.
- Emotionally expressive: They openly share intense reactions to historical events and relationships, e.g. “every time I get to the search party finding the tent I’m surprised and horrified…” and “Scott’s last journal entries are haunting I don’t think they’ll ever leave my mind”.
- Humorously self-aware: They joke about their obsession and their own behavior, e.g. “My new favourite hobby is going through the terra nova photos… I have no idea” and “I sometimes wish I got obsessed with another expedition instead of the British Men do stupid things…”.
- Curious analyst: They build theories and question narratives, e.g. “they spent a night alone together at cape royds cooking up a theory right now” and “I have so much to say about birdie and cherry’s friendship and what it meant…”.
- Community oriented: They invite others into their interests, asking for shared trips and heists, e.g. “Does anyone wanna go to Cambridge with me so we could go to the Scott polar research institute…” and “Does anyone feel like doing a museum heist with me??”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: They repeatedly use violent/suicidal phrasing as reaction shorthand, e.g. “I’m gonna kill myself imagine little birdie…”, “I need to jump off a cliff”, and “I’m killing myself with a hammer over and over again”.
- Research frustration: They quickly grow discouraged with archival obstacles, e.g. “I need to blame debenham… for all the jumps through loops I need to do in order to access their archives” and “Somewhere out there there are letters… I’m growing increasingly frustrated I don’t think research is for me”.
- Emotional overattachment: They describe their fixation as overwhelming and painful, e.g. “Cherry makes me so fucking sick LEAVE PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE” and “two years of love in his youth turned into decades of grief… I need to lie down”.
- Harsh judgment: They swing strongly between stances and express intense dislike, e.g. “I have now turned against Scott fuck him and fuck the terra nova can’t stand this bunch of people actually” after earlier defending him in “don’t you dare fall to the anti Scott propaganda guys”.
- Catastrophic language: They often escalate feelings to extremes, e.g. “Okay sure let’s all kill ourselves”, “I’m actually gonna blow my brains out”, and “I’m gonna kill myself with an ice axe”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: hyper-focused, intellectual about their niche, and emotionally intense about history and justice. They obsessively deep-dive a specific topic with academic energy, emailing archives and libraries and worrying about access, like when they write about needing to "jump through loops" to access SPRI archives and about emailing a Kiwi library for Birdie’s journals: “I need to blame debenham the founder of the SPRI for all the jumps through loops I need to do in order to access their archives” and “Just emailed a kiwi library because I think they have birdie’s journals”. They show strong moral and emotional reactions to historical figures much like Lisa’s passionate crusades, e.g. defending Scott against “anti Scott propaganda” while still critiquing his decisions: “Saying that the majority of Scott’s crew disliked him is absolutely preposterous” and “I’m rereading the depot journey… I love Scott but this was a mess”. Their intense empathy for doomed explorers and relationships mirrors Lisa’s tendency to over-feel and intellectualize grief, such as when they describe Cherry’s lifelong mourning and inability to move on: “two years of love in his youth turned into decades of grief from which he never really recovered”. Finally, the way they turn their obsession into a quasi-scholarship project—buying multiple biographies, wanting to transcribe documents, and trying to prove queer subtext with evidence—fits Lisa’s combination of nerdy research and heartfelt idealism: “It is now my life mission to find hard evidence that Cherry and birdie were gay and in love with each other cause it’s already true in my heart I just need to prove it somehow”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their passion is deep, niche research into polar exploration and obscure archives, and they mention wanting to go to places like the Scott Polar Research Institute or a Kiwi library mainly to look at documents rather than for socialising, e.g. “Does anyone wanna go to Cambridge with me so we could go to the Scott polar research institute and look at birdie’s navigation log?? Anyone??”. Their thinking is strongly intuitive, constantly spinning theories, narratives and symbolism out of small historical details, such as “During Scott’s birthday birdie and cherry sat at opposite sides of the table… they spent a night alone together at cape royds cooking up a theory right now”. They are clearly feeling-oriented: almost every reaction is emotional and empathic rather than analytical, e.g. “Cherry wasn’t a passionate man… had his mind set on basically just his past and the love he had for two men he had lost,,,,, I know what you are mr garrard” and repeated comments like “I’m gonna kill myself with an ice axe what the fuck” to express anguish. Finally, they skew perceiving over judging: they impulsively buy books, start side-quests like emailing libraries and chasing random photos, and joke about being disorganised in research, e.g. “Somewhere out there there are letters that Cherry wrote to his mum which I cannot seem to find I’m growing increasingly frustrated I don’t think research is for me”. The overall picture is someone inwardly focused, imaginative and interpretive, driven by intense personal values and emotional resonance, and who follows their curiosity more than any strict plan—traits that fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re willing to email Kiwi libraries and fight the SPRI just to see Birdie’s navigation log, what do I have to do to get you to organise a research trip to my place?
- You keep asking what happened when Cherry went to Cape Royds for a night with Birdie — how about we recreate the experiment: one night away, morally dubious levels of homoerotic subtext, and absolutely no Scott to supervise.
- You said the Terra Nova was ‘British Men do stupid things over and over again until they die’ — I promise I’m not British, but I am fully prepared to do something extremely stupid like fall hopelessly for the #1 Deano fan on Twitter.
- Honestly the way you talk about Cherry and Birdie — hunting for letters, transcribing Mrs Bowers, theorising over where they sat at Scott’s birthday — that’s exactly the kind of obsessive, archivist-level devotion I want someone to someday apply to the tragic love story of ‘you and me’.
- You wanting to do a museum heist for polar exploration material is so real, but hear me out: we skip the crime, I take you to Cambridge, we stare at Birdie’s tiny-legend photos together, and then I buy you hot chocolate so you can cosplay a southern party man while I quietly fall in love.
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Polar exploration enthusiast documenting Terra Nova brainrot. Once emailed three libraries in a day for one (1) Bowers letter. he/him | 21– @ungodlyberserk
Your signature cocktail
The Coldest March Martini
This drink is strong and slightly unhinged, just like someone who tweets things like “It is now my life mission to find hard evidence that Cherry and birdie were gay and in love with each other cause it’s already true in my heart I just need to prove it somehow” and then immediately contemplates archival warfare at SPRI. The London dry gin is for the very British, very doomed polar obsession, raised on lines like “I sometimes wish I got obsessed with another expedition instead of the British Men do stupid things over and over again until they die expedition”. Campari adds bitterness for all the “I’m gonna kill myself/jump off a cliff/blow my brains out” melodrama scattered through the timeline, like “Okay sure let’s all kill ourselves”. Cloudy apple juice is the soft, nerdy heart that gets wrecked over tiny men in big coats, e.g. “Finally watching the great white silence and oh my god birdie was so tiny I knew it already but seeing him stand near Wilson or Cherry or literally anyone else is astounding I could put him in my pocket”. A few drops of sea salt solution are for all the tears and Antarctic ice (“I need to jump off a cliff” over Cherry’s grief: “two years of love in his youth turned into decades of grief from which he never really recovered I need to lie down”). The absinthe rinse is that faintly deranged, visionary edge of someone who emails random Kiwi libraries for lost journals and asks, “Does anyone feel like doing a museum heist with me?? Anyone??” while planning their next biography binge.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their entire account revolves around obsessive research, close reading, and synthesis of historical material, which is classic Ravenclaw behavior. They’re not just casually interested in Terra Nova; they actively hunt down primary sources, emailing archives and libraries as in “Just emailed a kiwi library because I think they have birdie’s journals…” and “Yesterday I emailed them about cherry’s journals and letters if that goes well I might enquire about birdie’s journals”. They’re methodically building a mini research library, buying multiple technical or biographical works like “In the last week I’ve bought The Coldest March, Scott’s journals, and a Cherry biography…” and then pushing on to more niche texts such as “Thinking of buying a first edition of Birdie Bowers of the Antarctic…”. They show analytical, theory-spinning tendencies in posts like “During Scott’s birthday…they spent a night alone together at cape royds cooking up a theory right now” and “I have so much to say about birdie and cherry’s friendship and what it meant for the former seeing his views on masculinity and class”, which is very Ravenclaw: turning details into complex interpretations. Even their melodramatic language centers on insights rather than action; despite jokes about ‘killing myself’ or ‘museum heist,’ what they actually do is read, transcribe, theorize, and complain about archival access, as in “Somewhere out there there are letters… I’m growing increasingly frustrated I don’t think research is for me”. The combination of relentless curiosity, love of learning, and enjoyment of niche historical rabbit holes strongly outweighs traits of the other houses, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
The Loneliest Girl in the Universe - Marina (as Marina and the Diamonds style)
A well-suited song for them is ‘The Loneliest Girl in the Universe’ (or, more broadly, Marina’s melancholic-fangirl persona) because they balance dark humor, obsessive niche interests, and intense emotion. They repeatedly dramatize their fixation on Cherry and Birdie with over-the-top self-destruction lines like “I’m gonna kill myself imagine little birdie out trying to catch butterflies😭😭” and “It is now my life mission to find hard evidence that Cherry and birdie were gay and in love with each other cause it’s already true in my heart I just need to prove it somehow”, which fits Marina’s theatrical, hyper-emotional style. They’re also deeply introspective and grief-focused about historical figures, writing about Cherry’s lifelong mourning as “two years of love in his youth turned into decades of grief from which he never really recovered I need to lie down”. That mix of romantic obsession, tragedy, and self-aware melodrama mirrors Marina’s lyrics about yearning, self-destruction, and idealising others. Even their nerdy research rabbit holes and archival frustrations, like “Somewhere out there there are letters that Cherry wrote to his mum which I cannot seem to find I’m growing increasingly frustrated I don’t think research is for me”, echo the isolated, slightly unhinged dedication of a character in a Marina song.
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