Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Shows care and celebration in relationships, e.g. “minha namorada pediu um bolinho pra comemorarmos nosso 2º aniversário de namoro, te amo amor 🤧♥️ [picture]”
- Supportive friend: Celebrates others’ achievements and keeps close bonds, e.g. “maninho passou na federal :')))))))))))))))))))))) [picture]” and “meus amigos continuam os mesmos, eu envelheço e nada muda [picture]”
- Self-aware: Reflects on own behavior and identity, e.g. “ser uma pessoa descontruída cansa [picture]” and “um medo que tenho é de sem querer utilizar pronome neutro em um ambiente hostil, fico toda hora me policiando no estágio [picture]”
- Passionate fan: Engages deeply with music, games and subcultures, e.g. “vão me cancelar, mas eu prefiro sukekiyo a dir en grey [picture]”, “simplesmente a melhor do malice 🖤 [picture]” and the multiple Spotify shares.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses absurd or playful anecdotes, e.g. “em 2014 traumatizei meu irmão falando que tinham apreendido um caminhão da sony com centenas de focinhos em SP [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “bichinho, deu cigarros pro professor pra ele não ir embora comprar que nem o pai [picture] [quoted tweet]”
Weaknesses:
- Work burnout: Repeated frustration and exhaustion with internship, e.g. “se eu não encontrar um estágio melhor vou começar a jogar no tigrinho [picture]”, “não nego, queria continuar doente, eu preferiria do que ter mais uma semana insalubre no estágio [picture]” and “se eu aguentar mais três meses estagiando no cras vai ser muito [picture]”
- Financial stress: Frequent worries about money, e.g. “eu só queria ganhar um salário mínimo [picture]”, “eu só queria ganhar um salário mínimo :’) [picture]”, “queria ter 65 dólares sobrando :') [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “eu preciso de quinze reais eu preciso de quinze reais [picture] [quoted tweet]”
- Hostility fantasies: Expresses strong wishes for people to disappear or explode, e.g. “tudo bem né? torcer pra uma pessoa sumir, desaparecer, evaporar, deixar de existir, ir embora da vida de todo mundo, vazar daqui, explodir [picture]” and “eu queria que todas as pessoas que dirigem errado desaparecessem, sumissem, evaporassem [picture]”
- Low self-esteem: Talks about themself in a diminished or sad way, e.g. “eu queria ser a tadinhaaaaa :( [picture] [quoted tweet]”, “eu queria conseguir lacrar todo dia :’) [picture]” and “tô tristinha [picture]”
- Chronic frustration: Many posts express annoyance with life, politics and trends, e.g. “aff o lula ainda não revogou a lei do duende [picture]”, “as pessoas hoje em dia não sabem mais ler mensagens [picture]”, “eu não aguento essas músicas de tik tok [picture]” and “sou só eu ou o mundo está ficando cada vez mais paia? [picture]”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is closest to Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically and socially aware, often exhausted by how unfair and absurd the world feels. They show constant social and ethical reflection, like worrying about using neutral pronouns in a hostile environment (“um medo que tenho é de sem querer utilizar pronome neutro em um ambiente hostil, fico toda hora me policiando no estágio”) and feeling worn out by trying to be deconstructed (“ser uma pessoa descontruída cansa”). Their mix of ambition and frustration about work and studies echoes Lisa’s: they’re doing a TCC, stressed at a public-sector internship, and repeatedly lament low pay (“eu só queria ganhar um salário mínimo”, “se eu aguentar mais três meses estagiando no cras vai ser muito”). At the same time, they’re deeply into niche music, games, and Japanese culture (“aff ninguém escuta malice mizer em rio branco ac”, “escutando o calcinha preta japonês pela manhã, bom dia”), which fits Lisa’s artsy, slightly out‑of‑sync-with-everyone-else vibe. Their occasional melodramatic spirals and dark humor about existence (“tudo bem né? torcer pra uma pessoa sumir, desaparecer, evaporar…”, “oração contra minha existência hoje às 21:00”) mirror Lisa’s tendency to overthink, feel overwhelmed, and use angst as a coping mechanism, yet they still show affection and warmth with friends and their partner (“minha namorada pediu um bolinho pra comemorarmos nosso 2º aniversário de namoro, te amo amor”).
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they frequently mention feeling drained and isolated in social/professional environments, like sitting alone at college “sentada sozinha na escada da faculdade esperando dar o horário de entrar, boa noite” and crying at their internship because of an anime song “acabei de chorar no estágio por conta de uma abertura de digimon, não tankei butterfly”, which suggests a rich inner world and emotional processing rather than seeking external stimulation. Their humor and interests are highly Intuitive (N), centered on niche aesthetics and subcultures (visual kei, Malice Mizer, Persona, Kamen Rider), e.g. “this is absolutely visual kei” and wanting to dress in a very specific alt style “tudo o que mais queria era poder me vestir assim ; ;”, indicating focus on ideals, symbolism, and imaginative identity rather than concrete practicality. They are strongly Feeling (F): they talk about emotional exhaustion from being deconstructed “ser uma pessoa descontruída cansa”, fear of using neutral pronouns in a hostile environment “um medo que tenho é de sem querer utilizar pronome neutro em um ambiente hostil”, and deep affection for their partner “minha namorada pediu um bolinho pra comemorarmos nosso 2º aniversário de namoro, te amo amor”, prioritizing values, empathy, and authenticity. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving (P): they often feel overwhelmed by structure (internship, CRAS) “se eu aguentar mais três meses estagiando no cras vai ser muito” and joke about money, impulse purchases, and wanting tattoos and clothes despite financial strain “foda se a minha fatura, comprei”, showing spontaneity and flexible, sometimes chaotic decision making. Combining introversion, idealistic aesthetics, emotional depth, and a spontaneous, slightly disorganized approach to life, INFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your TCC is gonna be about Sunday night — can I be the case study on ‘how one date turned into a visual kei marriage arc’? I’m fully ready for the “quero casar :(((” sequel.
- You survive CRAS, wrong veins, bathroom at the internship and still dream about tattoos, Yu-Gi-Oh and Kamen Rider… honestly, you’re already a henshin hero. I just wanna be the side character who holds your bag and your cachaça-that-you-don’t-drink.
- You listening to ‘Butterfly’ at the internship and crying got me thinking: if a Digimon opening can move you that much, imagine what a playlist I made just for you (with Malice Mizer, sukekiyo, and zero TikTok songs) could do.
- You said no one in Rio Branco listens to Malice Mizer and that you’d rather have Gackt in Malice — let me move there, we’ll fix the city’s taste together and spend our minimum-wage salary on visual kei outfits and matching tattoos.
- You, wanting to dress like a full visual kei NPC in Rio Branco, using Twitter on Safari because no storage, dreaming of bermuda at public work and a better internship… let’s make a deal: I help you escape the ‘paia’ world, and in exchange you call me for your emo night photos dumps and that 2nd anniversary cake remake.
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Your new Twitter bio
Visual kei nerd in Acre 🇧🇷 | survives CRAS internship with J‑rock, giant robots & too much coffee | once cried at work over a Digimon opening– @unholyti
Your signature cocktail
Henshin Salary-Minimum Sour
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with cacao nibs, a nod to their chaotic wish for booze despite not drinking: “que vontade absurda de tomar cachaça (não bebo)”. The mix of acerola and passion fruit juice mirrors the heat, color, and regional vibe of Rio Branco: “eu queria conseguir ter essa estética morando em rio branco, ac 📍”. A shot of cold brew coffee represents the exhaustion of early classes and underpaid grind: “triste ter aula as 8:30 da manhã de um sábado” and “eu só queria ganhar um salário mínimo :’)”. The activated charcoal syrup gives it a black, visual-kei-and-emo aesthetic, channeling their love of Malice Mizer and dark fashion: “simplesmente a melhor do malice 🖤” and “tudo o que mais queria era poder me vestir assim ; ;”. Finally, a splash of glittery soda water adds effervescent drama, like a henshin sequence powering them through the CRAS stage life: “queria ser um kamen rider, ,sem esforços, sem preocupações, só henshin” and “se não fosse visual kei tocando no meu ouvido durante o estágio eu já teria papocado”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They constantly frame their life around work, stress, and enduring difficult conditions rather than escaping them, which strongly fits Hufflepuff’s hardworking and persevering nature. Complaints about their internship recur, but always in the context of pushing through: they say things like wanting only a minimum wage and struggling with an "insalubre" internship, yet still going to presentations and work. Their affection and loyalty to people close to them is clear in tweets like celebrating a partner with “my girlfriend ordered a cake for us to celebrate our 2nd anniversary of dating, I love you love 🤧♥️” and getting emotional over a sibling’s success in “maninho passed the federal :'))))))))))))))))))))))”. They value simple fairness rather than grand ambition, saying “I just wanted to earn a minimum wage :’)” instead of dreaming of huge success, and they categorize people gently in social terms, as in “I love that me and Jamile separate people into two types: those we’d invite to a barbecue and those we wouldn’t”, showing a down-to-earth, community-oriented mindset. Even their frustrations about prejudice and their fear of using neutral pronouns in a hostile environment, as in “I’m afraid of accidentally using neutral pronouns in a hostile environment, I keep policing myself at the internship”, show a quiet moral center focused on kindness and safety over confrontation, which leans more Hufflepuff than Gryffindor. Overall, they are not driven by ambition or glory but by surviving, caring for loved ones, and wanting a fair, less hostile life, which aligns best with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
A song that best suits them is I’m Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance, because it balances melodramatic humor, exhaustion with life, and emo aesthetics in the same way their timeline does. They often joke about burnout, money and work, like when they say “eu só queria ganhar um salário mínimo :’)” and “se eu aguentar mais três meses estagiando no cras vai ser muito”, which matches the song’s theme of being overwhelmed and barely holding it together. Their love for emo/rock culture appears in posts such as “registros da 2ª noite emo :’)” and “apresentei uma palestra hoje bem roqueirinhe”, fitting the track’s early‑2000s alternative vibe. The way they mix cynicism and affection, like “minha namorada pediu um bolinho pra comemorarmos nosso 2º aniversário de namoro, te amo amor 🤧♥️” right next to “não nego, queria continuar doente, eu preferiria do que ter mais uma semana insalubre no estágio”, is very in line with the song’s dramatic but self-aware tone. Even their small rebellions and frustrations—such as “quero tatuagem quero tatuagem…” and “queria que normalizassem trabalhar usando bermuda no setor público”—echo the track’s feeling of being out of place but defiantly themselves.
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