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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely resembles Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, irreverent sense of humor and a tendency to say provocative things. Their over-the-top outbursts like “I HATE EVERYTHING I BATE YOU I HATE LIFE DIE EVERYONE” echo Bart’s dramatic, impulsive meltdowns. They’re also playful and attention-seeking, threatening their followers in a joking way with posts like “join my discord now or I’ll do bad things”. Their blunt, slightly mean humor in “why do ugly ass fatties post shit like this thinking it’s hot bro on my SOUL nobody fw ts😭” matches Bart’s mischievous, often rude attitude. At the same time, their focus on drawing and commissions, such as “Recent commissions yayayaya pls commission me”, fits Bart’s creative but unserious approach to his hobbies.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they use Twitter as a place to shout feelings and interact (“What do ppl use twitter for”), promote themselves (“Recent commissions yayayaya pls commission me”), and run a public Discord (“join my discord now or I’ll do bad things”), showing social energy and attention-seeking rather than quiet privacy. Their content suggests Intuition over Sensing: they focus less on concrete daily life and more on creative/imagined things like commissions, fanart, games, and OCs (“Pay me 25$ and I’ll do ts again w ur oc ok thanks bye”, “I want to play twdg season 2 for myself”). They clearly prefer Feeling: they defend others based on values (“Bro stfu drawing people with disabilities doesn’t mean it’s a fetish?? ... Let people draw whatever tf they want😭💔”) and express intense emotions (“I HATE EVERYTHING I BATE YOU I HATE LIFE DIE EVERYONE”) rather than detached logic. Finally, they seem Perceiving: their timeline is impulsive and chaotic—swinging from self‑promotion to emotional venting, jokes, and random offers (“Pay me 25$ and I’ll do ts again w ur oc ok thanks bye”, “Fart trade shuld I try tweening”)—with no sign of structured planning, schedules, or orderly project updates, fitting an ENFP’s spontaneous, expressive style.

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Freelance artist turning chaos into commissions. Once got banned from Discord, now I just draw more. Open for $25+ character art & silly ideas.– @unicornopaws

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The Dope Boi Fartini is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like tweeting “I’m so dope boi” and then immediately offering, “Pay me 25$ and I’ll do ts again w ur oc ok thanks bye”. The spiced rum brings strong, messy energy that matches outbursts like “I HATE EVERYTHING I BATE YOU I HATE LIFE DIE EVERYONE”, while the sour apple liqueur adds bite for when they say things like “why do ugly ass fatties post shit like this thinking it’s hot bro on my SOUL nobody fw ts😭”. Strawberry syrup sweetens it up, reflecting the softer side that draws fanart and commissions such as “Recent commissions yayayaya pls commission me” and “Comiissioonnn the pose was weird and hard but it’s still cute”. The electric blue curaçao captures their hyper-online, cartoonish vibe and references wild posts like “Fart trade shuld I try tweening”. Finally, sparkling lemonade tops it off with fizz and chaos, echoing their loud Discord-and-Twitter presence in “join my discord now or I’ll do bad things” and the existential cry of “What do ppl use twitter for”.

Your Hogwarts House
Kory’s tweets show a strong streak of self‑promotion and transactional thinking that aligns closely with Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness. They explicitly market their art and push for commissions in posts like “Pay me 25$ and I’ll do ts again w ur oc ok thanks bye”, “Recent commissions yayayaya pls commission me”, and “25$commissiun tyyy”, showing a clear focus on turning their skills into income. Their bio, “Cashtag : $Korysauu.”, further underlines this money‑conscious, opportunistic orientation. They also use a slightly threatening, manipulative sense of humor in posts like “join my discord now or I’ll do bad things”, which fits Slytherin’s edge of cunning and pressure to get what they want. While there are hints of creativity through their art, the dominant pattern is a hustling, self‑serving mindset characteristic of Slytherin rather than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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The chaotic, emotional, and darkly humorous vibe of Teenagers fits them well. Their timeline swings between unfiltered rage and dramatics, like “I HATE EVERYTHING I BATE YOU I HATE LIFE DIE EVERYONE”, echoing the song’s angsty, over-the-top emotionality. They also have a sharp, sometimes mean-spirited sense of humor, as seen in “why do ugly ass fatties post shit like this thinking it’s hot bro on my SOUL nobody fw ts😭”, which mirrors the song’s snarky, rebellious tone. At the same time, they’re very online, creative, and immersed in fandom and commissions, like “Pay me 25$ and I’ll do ts again w ur oc ok thanks bye” and “Recent commissions yayayaya pls commission me”, which fits the youthful, subcultural energy of the track. Overall, their mix of art, online chaos, and exaggerated teen-like frustration lines up closely with the spirit and lyrics of Teenagers.

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