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Your Simpsons character
Uno most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, introspective, and very fandom/interest-driven. Like Lisa, she dives deep into media she loves and hyperfixates, as seen in her obsession with Slay the Princess (“Just got every achievement for Slay the Princess Such a phenomenal game, I adore it”) and her analytical takes on shows and games (“I don't understand why people keep playing a game they don't like. Just... stop playing it???”). She tends to ruminate on heavy existential or emotional topics (“It's wild to think about how you could just disappear one day and there are so many people who just might not find out.”), which echoes Lisa’s reflective, sometimes melancholic side. At the same time, she has a playful, nerdy, slightly dramatic streak—naming her Minecraft sword The Razor (“Slay the Princess on my mind so much that my Minecraft gear is named after the princesses... My sword is The Razor”)—that fits Lisa’s creative, imaginative nature. Her empathy and concern about online behavior and parasocial relationships (“This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Uno doesn't love you. She can't love you.”) also resemble Lisa’s moral seriousness and desire for people to do better.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often talk about being scared of being perceived, like in “The thought of actually being perceived for the silly little comments I make scares me” and celebrate online parasocial distance in “Uno doesn't love you. She can't love you. Uno doesn't KNOW you.”. Their interests skew toward fantasy, symbolism, and narrative-heavy media, showing Intuition (N) in their fixation on Slay the Princess, The Owl House, and speculative threads like “Imagine Techno breaks into the prison and kills Dream…” rather than concrete, real‑world detail. They are clearly Feeling (F): they prioritize emotions and empathy, expressing distress and care in tweets like “Fuck cancer.”, “I don't really know how to process my feelings…”, and reflecting on relationships in “Fascinating yet heartbreaking how people can simply drift in and out of each other's lives.”. They show a flexible, reactive lifestyle rather than a heavily structured one, aligning more with Perceiving (P): they fall into rabbit holes (“Fell into a rabbit hole of Doctor Who clips…”), forget events like “I can't believe I forgot about the horse birthday...”, and react to updates and hyperfixations as they come. Together this paints a picture of an introspective, imaginative, emotionally driven, and somewhat spontaneous person, which fits INFP best.

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Lesbian nerd with too many hyperfixations (TOH, Slay the Princess, etc.). Once named a Minecraft sword The Razor and never recovered.– @Uno5673

Your signature cocktail
This drink is a shimmering, slightly chaotic purple ode to Uno, built for late-night fandom spirals and overthinking about existence. The deep indigo gin and blackberry-lemon bring a moody, introspective edge for thoughts like “It's wild to think about how you could just disappear one day and there are so many people who just might not find out.” and “Fascinating yet heartbreaking how people can simply drift in and out of each other's lives.”. Lavender-honey syrup softens it with gentle sweetness for the affectionate side in “I love you guys <3” and the joy over shows and games like “Oh my gods I love The Owl House” and “Just got every achievement for Slay the Princess Such a phenomenal game, I adore it”. Fizzy rosé soda adds playful, sparkling energy that matches tweets like “I'm so annoying when I'm excited about something” and all the gleeful fandom liveblogging. The chili-salt rim is a nod to the menacing, meme-y side in “You will be boiled /menacing” and the running body-horror mantra of “Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves.”. Edible glitter channels their love for stylized worlds and aesthetics—Slay the Princess, The Owl House, Infinity Nikki, Minecraft swords named “The Razor”—making this cocktail look as hyperfixated and dramatic as their timeline feels.

Your Hogwarts House
Uno consistently shows a strong sense of loyalty and community care that aligns closely with Hufflepuff values. They hype up and support friends and creators, e.g. urging others to support Miranda in tweets like “FOLLOW MIRANDA NOW NERDS” and “HEY GUYS COME WATCH MIRANDIMOO WITH ME, SHES DOING A LONG STREAM RN AND IS ALSO VERY POG”, and they openly express affection for their online circle in “I love you guys <3”. They show a strong fairness/justice streak grounded more in empathy than ambition, like calling out people who keep playing games they hate in “I don't understand why people keep playing a game they don't like. Just... stop playing it???” and defending a hurt creator in “I will literally fight the pricks ... who think it's FUNNY to accuse Phil of faking his injury”. Uno emphasizes mutual care and safety for others, as in “Please wear a mask and practice proper safety procedures with this pandemic. It's not only for your safety, but for the safety of everyone.”. Even their joke about parasocial relationships—“Uno doesn't love you. She can't love you. Uno doesn't KNOW you. She can appreciate you but she can't fucking love you.”—shows grounded honesty and concern for others’ wellbeing rather than a desire for status or drama. While they speculate and create (a Ravenclaw-adjacent trait) in posts like “I love just speculating things with other people... Talking about a mutually enjoyed thing and engaging with that thing is nice.”, the dominant throughline of their tweets is warmth, loyalty, and fairness, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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The song anti-hero fits Uno because it captures self-aware anxiety, emotional intensity, and a slightly morbid sense of humor that shows up constantly in their timeline. They explicitly mention how much it resonated with them: “Just properly listened to Anti Hero for the first time and Oh Oh that hits close to home”, showing a direct emotional connection to the song’s themes of self-criticism and doubt. Tweets like “The thought of actually being perceived for the silly little comments I make scares me, I am so thankful that I'm not a fandom artist or fanfic writer because I would immediately crumble at any recognition” mirror the song’s focus on insecurity and feeling like the problem. Their reflections on drifting apart from people and disappearing, such as “It's wild to think about how you could just disappear one day and there are so many people who just might not find out.”, also align with the song’s existential, slightly dark introspection. Even their bio, “You will be boiled.”, and playful menace in tweets like “You will be boiled /menacing” echo the song’s blend of humor and self-directed sharpness, making anti-hero a natural fit.

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