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Comic Book Guy is known for his obsessive collecting of geeky items, his sarcasm about being broke, and his nerdy, socially awkward personality. The user frequently talks about collecting military gear and random stuff ("I collect random stuff", "Can someone build a time machine for me so I can go grab an M3 and M5 that got discarded in Normandy"), laments long shipping delays ("My PASGT will arrive in 50 billion years from now") and being unable to afford items ("I hate being broke cause i cant buy the M17 1959 Prototype"). Their love of gambling and gacha pulls ("AFTER 51 PULLS!!!") mirrors Comic Book Guy's passion for comics and games. They also mention neurodivergent traits ("2 sides of my autism") and quirky humor, similar to the character’s socially awkward, hyper‑specific interests. Overall, the user's profile fits the archetype of the geeky, financially constrained collector that Comic Book Guy epitomizes.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's tweets show a preference for solitary, introspective comments such as "Let me sleep bro 😭" and "I don’t have anything else to do…", indicating introversion. They frequently discuss concrete details and prices, e.g., "M3 Lightweight Respirator costs like 34k yen.. 💔🥀🥀" and "My M61 Field pack I ordered a week ago hasn’t arrived yet", reflecting a sensing style. Their decision‑making focuses on logical, cost‑oriented analysis, as seen in "I hate being broke cause I can’t buy the M17 1959 Prototype" and the humorous "My PASGT will arrive in 50 billion years from now". The pattern of spontaneous, unplanned updates like "Uhm I don’t have anything else to do so 1 like = 1 fun(?) fact about me" and "I am in a permanent loop of the game crashing every time the Invasion of Taiwan starts" suggests a perceiving approach. Together these traits align best with the ISTP personality type.

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Collector of vintage military gear, gamer, and world traveler. I once ordered a WWII respirator for ¥34K—still waiting. 🇯🇵/🇺🇸 anime & space enthusiast.– @unosyt234309

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The drink mixes Japanese whisky, a nod to the user's Japanese roots and their love for "ペコラ🐎", with Absinthe, a potent spirit that captures the intense military obsession seen in tweets like "Can someone build a time machine for me so I can go grab an M3 and M5 that got discarded in Normandy" and "I could really eat an 12.7x99mm and a M69 flak vest right now". The bright, other-worldly hue of Blue Curacao represents the Orion-drive fantasies and Laythe mission aspirations mentioned in "Wondering if I should use an orion drive or brute force it with a cryogenic" and "Attempting to work on a Laythe crewed Return mission". Yuzu juice adds a citrusy spark that echoes the unexpected chili-flavored mango incident, while the chili-infused simple syrup brings the heat of their gambling spirit and the "I love gambling" vibe. Finally, the cocktail's layered flavors reflect the user's eclectic collector personality, from military gear to anime and space, making each sip feel like a random treasure from their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly expresses a strong desire to acquire high‑value military equipment and worries about the cost, e.g., "An M3 Lightweight Respirator costs like 34k yen.. 💔🥀🥀" and "I hate being broke cause i cant buy the M17 1959 Prototype", which signals ambition and a drive for status. Their posts also show strategic thinking and resourcefulness, such as "Can someone build a time machine for me so I can go grab an M3 and M5 that got discarded in Normandy" and "Wondering if I should use an Orion drive or brute force it with a cryogenic", reflecting the cunning nature of Slytherins. The user’s focus on planning large‑scale projects, like "Attempting to work on a Laythe crewed Return mission....", further demonstrates a goal‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherin ambition. While they thank followers, the dominant theme across their timeline is the pursuit of costly gear and grand projects, aligning more with Slytherin’s values than with bravery, loyalty, or scholarly curiosity alone.

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The song "Space Oddity" captures the feeling of drifting alone in the void while longing to return home, which mirrors the user's constant yearning for distant gear and missions. In tweets like "Attempting to work on a Laythe crewed Return mission...." the user explicitly plans a space voyage, echoing Major Tom’s launch sequence. Their comment "My PASGT will arrive in 50 billion years" conveys a sense of being stuck in an endless wait, just as the astronaut floats helplessly in space. The desire for a "time machine" to retrieve "an M3 and M5 that got discarded in Normandy" reflects the song’s theme of wanting to escape time and place. Together, the mix of space travel, isolation, and whimsical longing in these tweets makes "Space Oddity" the most fitting anthem for this eclectic, adventure‑seeking persona.

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