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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, a bit nerdy, and very online about their interests. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz or books, this user fixates passionately on niche hobbies and media, from gacha games to manga and k‑dramas, as seen in posts like “I try all the new shiny gacha just to go back to pgr and wuwa” and “Chinese yuri with over 100 short chapters 😋”. They also have Lisa’s mix of dry humor and occasional doomposting, for example “im quitting wuwa i hate this game” contrasted with immediately going back to it, and the self-aware joke “I'm the most normal person I know”. Their political/tech awareness and light cynicism echo Lisa’s activism and media literacy, such as “what makes keir think ppl wont use vpn to access twt 🤡” and “thats right its always elons fault”. Finally, their bisexual identity and emotional openness (“She/her Games PGR, WuWa s3r1 phro Some anime, manga/manhwa, and kdrama/k pop related posts” and “commenting '❤️🏳️🌈' in all of scar's posts so girls don't want him and i can get a girlfriend first”) line up well with Lisa’s modern queer-coded, introspective portrayal in later seasons and fandom interpretations.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they joke about not wanting to go out, like in “ppl inviting me to new years parties like i'd wanna leave the house 😴”, and their hobbies (gacha games, anime, manhwa) are mostly solitary. While they interact with friends and the timeline, the tone is more comfy-online-circle than socially hungry, e.g. “my friends love me” rather than seeking big crowds. Their posts show Intuition (N) through imagination and symbolism: they dramatize gacha and characters with hyperbole like “I want to drink Luuk's bathwater...” and “It was me. I made Luuk pregnant.”, and joke about narratives such as “Will these insects (gacha grail) go infest the newest gachaslop? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z”, all of which are more conceptual than detail-focused. They fit Feeling (F) more than Thinking: they tease and react in a playful, emotionally expressive way, e.g. “i mean... its all true other than the useless part 😭😭😭” and “oo 2 posts over 3k likes in 2 days thanks for feeding me all that dopamine i ate it all up”, and their criticisms (like “wuwa ffs pls up ur skins game. rover skins better be good or im doomposting”) are framed as emotional reactions rather than structured arguments. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they self-describe procrastination and flexible plans in “i'll remake my strawpage. expect it to be done in about 1 to 365 days 🤪” and “been less active but here's the strawpage 10 whole days after saying i'd make it”, and they bounce between games on impulse (“I try all the new shiny gacha just to go back to pgr and wuwa”). Taken together—introverted homebody energy, imaginative and hyperbolic fandom posting, emotionally driven reactions, and a loose, go-with-the-flow approach—INFP fits their online persona best.

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Gacha enjoyer glued to PGR & WuWa, occasionally touching grass via Strava. Once cleared A&E in 2 hours—RNG is better IRL than in banners.– @Unpocococo1

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This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged in honor of their gacha obsession and chaotic down-bad energy, especially lines like “I want to drink Luuk's bathwater...” and “luuk leaks when? 👀”. Spiced dark rum stands for their intense, ride-or-die loyalty to games like PGR and Wuthering Waves, as seen in “I try all the new shiny gacha just to go back to pgr and wuwa”. The yuzu/lemon juice gives a tart bite that represents their sharp, joking drag energy from posts like “u chopped ur mum chopped ur neighbourhood chopped ur city chopped”. Honey-ginger syrup brings warmth and a little sting, echoing their mix of caring and chaos in tweets such as “been less active but here's the strawpage… send stuff.”. Sparkling lychee soda captures the sweet, fruity, slightly feral bi energy from their bio and thirstier posts like “Thick arms 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤”. The edible glitter on top is the dopamine rush of viral posts and gacha wins, nodding to “oo 2 posts over 3k likes in 2 days thanks for feeding me all that dopamine i ate it all up”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a very Slytherin mix of ambition, competitiveness, and shameless self‑interest. They lean into clout and growth, joking about their own AI account in a way that mirrors get‑rich‑quick grifters: “The AI Twitter account I created is bringing in $0k a month. Just reached 1.6k, it has posts that go viral… Nobody notices it’s AI. If you want to learn how to create an AI social media influencer DM me.”, which reflects an awareness of social media games and a willingness to play them. Their humor is often calculatingly savage and status‑oriented, like “u chopped ur mum chopped ur neighbourhood chopped ur city chopped” and “Will these insects (gacha grail) go infest the newest gachaslop? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z”, suggesting comfort with confrontation and a predatory, winner‑vs‑loser framing. They also show strong goal‑orientation and a willingness to sacrifice comfort or taste for efficiency, as in “everyone posting good food while my ass had coffee noodles and protein shake. pls forgive me my taste buds but we going for efficiency”, which aligns with Slytherin pragmatism. Even the way they talk about gym culture and wanting others to give up so the gym is less busy — “i need new years resolution ppl to give up so the gyms can be less busy pls thanks” — is playfully ruthless and self‑serving. While they are funny and social, the consistent throughline is calculated, competitive, and self‑preserving behavior, fitting Slytherin more than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “The Feels” by TWICE. Their timeline is chaotic, flirty, and very online, just like the song’s bubbly, hyperactive energy: they joke about being broke in gacha like “bianca coating and rosetta with 10k BC to my name 💀 so where do i sell my feet pics /j” while still being down bad for characters like Luuk and Aemeath in multiple posts. The song’s playful obsession vibe matches tweets such as “I want to drink Luuk's bathwater...” and “I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I need to be choked by Zani's tie”. Their bio mentions k-pop and their feed shows genuine enthusiasm for idols and gacha husbandos, aligning with the song’s unapologetic crush energy. Even their self-aware humour, like “I'm the most normal person I know”, fits the song’s mix of confident, goofy, and lovestruck. Overall, “The Feels” captures their loud, excitable, and very online fangirl vibe perfectly.

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