Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Literary-minded: References to demanding books like “terminei Fausto finalmente”, “vou tentar terminar submundo do don delillo esse ano ainda”, “minha nova meta de cigarro agora é o parliament” alongside “não achei que eu fosse ler algo tão parecido com gravity's rainbow” show strong engagement with complex literature.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly voices feelings, from humor and nostalgia in “que saudades de twin peaks” to frustration in “desgraça de natal acordei e já quebrei meu copo favorito tnc” and longing in “garçom mas eu só quero chorar”.
- Wry humor: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor like “vou beber hoje pra surpreender meu fígado” and “ia parar de beber janeiro, mas infelizmente janeiro já tem meu aniversário então serei obrigado a continuar...”.
- Work-aware: Shows awareness of work demands and constraints in posts such as “almoçando em 5min pra poder descansar por 55min” and the detailed construction story in “pilar tava quase terminando de encher...”.
- Aesthetic sensitivity: Notices beauty and vibe in everyday life, like “o céu tá bonito hoje”, musical admiration in “Lana del Rey rainha da música mesmo”, and cinematic nostalgia in “que saudades de twin peaks”.
Weaknesses:
- Alcohol dependence: Frequent, heavy drinking described as routine, e.g. “por isso eu bebo todo dia pra sempre ter álcool no meu corpo”, “bebi 1L de álcool em 3 dias”, and joking about organs in “presente misterioso pro meu rim, uma dose de cachaça”.
- Polysubstance use: Mentions recreational cocaine and crack in “uso recreativo de cocaína em prol de eu bater minha meta de livros lidos do ano”, “uso de crack recreativo”, plus mixing meds and vodka in “tomar 2 remédios seguidos e depois 2 shots de vodka não faz muito bem”.
- Heavy smoking: Shows compulsive interest in cigarettes, e.g. “sou doente por cigarros, comprei 1 maço de black... hoje comprei 1 de Camel yellow e 1 de gudang” and detailed brand chasing like “esse novo lucky strike parece ter menos alcatrão que o antigo”.
- Self-destructive ideation: Expresses harmful thoughts in posts like “vou morrer”, “Acordei do melhor sonho da minha vida... eu vou pular na frente”, and “I want to kill somebody”.
- Harsh judgment: Shows extreme, aggressive opinions such as “por mim tinha pena de morte pra maconheiro”, indicating intolerance and rigid judgment of others.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson, especially in his chaotic mix of self-destructive habits, dark humor, and occasional bursts of sentimentality. Like Homer’s constant drinking at Moe’s, this user openly centers life around alcohol and other substances, from “bebendo por esporte ultimamente” to “por isso eu bebo todo dia pra sempre ter álcool no meu corpo” and “bebi 1L de álcool em 3 dias”. There’s also the same impulsive recklessness and bodily disregard you see in Homer, such as “cai de moto pela primeira vez” and “terceiro comprimido da noite, my brain is breathing”. The user mixes despair and gallows humor, echoing Homer’s more depressive, existential episodes, in tweets like “Acordei do melhor sonho da minha vida, primeiro carro que eu ver hoje e estiver a pelo mesmo uns 80km eu vou pular na frente” and “vou morrer”. At the same time, small joys and pop culture obsessions peek through—books, Twin Peaks, Lana Del Rey—similar to how Homer gets intensely fixated on random pleasures, as seen in “Lana del Rey rainha da música mesmo” and “que saudades de twin peaks”. Overall, the combination of heavy indulgence, dark jokes, and bursts of oddly tender or aesthetic awareness fits Homer far better than the more disciplined or idealistic main characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets describe solitary drinking, reading, or internal states rather than socializing, e.g. wanting to spend a week just drinking and reading Ulysses alone: “Queria tirar 1 semana de férias pra eu poder ficar só bebendo o dia todo e lendo Ulysses”, and a dissociated line like “tá faltando alguém em casa e eu acho que é eu”. They show strong Intuition (N) through abstract, surreal or literary thinking, such as comparing a book to Gravity’s Rainbow: “Paranóia, muita paranóia, não achei que eu fosse ler algo tão parecido com gravity's rainbow” and describing a bizarre dream about ancient Egypt discovering welding: “sonhei que eu tava vendo um documentário onde falavam que o pessoal do Egito antigo que tinham descoberto a solda”. Their tone is blunt, analytical and darkly humorous, indicating Thinking (T): they make cutting statements like “por mim tinha pena de morte pra maconheiro” and critique things dryly as in “this makes me sick”, rather than prioritizing harmony. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving (P): they live spontaneously, driven by mood and impulse (drinking, drugs, gambling) with little planning, as in “ia parar de beber janeiro, mas infelizmente janeiro já tem meu aniversário então serei obrigado a continuar...” and “tô numa sede que só 1 Campari bem gelado com uma rodela de laranja resolveria”. The mix of introspective isolation, abstract/literary interests (Faust, Submundo, Gravity’s Rainbow vibes), detached dark humor, and chaotic lifestyle fits best with INTP—a withdrawn, cerebral type that often uses irony and self-destructive spontaneity to cope.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you drank 1L of alcohol in 3 days, but I’m more impressed that you finished *Faust* and are reading stuff that feels like *Gravity’s Rainbow* — how about, just for one night, we swap the vodka for coffee and you explain your bookshelf to me?
- “Uso recreativo de cocaína em prol de bater meta de livros” and wanting a week off just to drink and read *Ulysses*… if we go out, I promise to be the responsible one: I’ll hold your drink while you infodump about Don DeLillo and Musil.
- You keep tweeting that there’s someone missing at the bar and maybe it’s you — statistically speaking, I think it’s actually me, because clearly the universe está enchendo o copo mas esquecendo de servir a dupla sertaneja: você, eu.
- You miss *Twin Peaks*, quote Lana, and post “all we see is blood” — that’s a perfect mix of Lynch core and melodrama. Wanna do a cursed marathon: *Twin Peaks*, *Lolita*, Nego Drama video, and then we sit and watch it burn with a Campari and a Gudang?
- Since you’re always negotiating with Deus for chuva pra não trabalhar and for your boss to pay drinks, let me make a better deal: next time it rains and cancels work, instead of just drinking alone, you take your Parliament, I bring the Jack Honey (114 be damned), and we see if the céu looks as bonito as your timeline promises.
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Construction by day, literature and Lana Del Rey by night. Smoker, drinker, ex-motorcycle crasher. Once finished Fausto on caffeine and bad decisions.– @untitled_0020
Your signature cocktail
Tá Faltando Alguém no Bar Sour
This drink starts with cachaça, because they keep announcing that it’s a good day for pinga and that they’re basically drinking for sport, like in “que dia gostoso pra beber pinga” and “bebendo por esporte ultimamente”. A shot of smoky whisky nods to their flights to heaven with Gudang and bourbon, as in “Gudang + Jim beam, estou nos céus” and the devil whispering Jack Honey promos in “jack honey por 114 pqp satanás tá sussurrando no meu ouvido”. The black coffee is for the construction-site grind and caffeine-as-breakfast vibe of “graças a deus chefin fez lanche pra nós hoje, sai de casa tendo tomado só 1 copo de café e 2 shots de vodka”, keeping them wired enough to finish Fausto and Submundo like in “terminei Fausto finalmente”. A dash of saline stands for the sweat, blood and "infartomaxxing" workload in “estou no infartomaxxing” and “pilar tava quase terminando de encher...”. Finally, the flamed orange peel gives a brief, beautiful flash of sweetness and light, like when they look up from the chaos to say “o céu tá bonito hoje” or confess they just want to trail and exist, as in “quero fazer trilha esse ano” and the recurring lonely refrain “tá faltando alguém no bar”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong intellectual and literary streak that points to Ravenclaw. They casually mention finishing demanding works like Goethe’s Faust in “terminei Fausto finalmente”, and reading DeLillo’s Underworld in “vou tentar terminar submundo do don delillo esse ano ainda, já li uns 60%”, plus comparing something they’re reading to Pynchon in “Paranóia, muita paranóia, não achei que eu fosse ler algo tão parecido com gravity's rainbow”. They also reference a year’s reading in a thoughtful way in “nem tô lembrando os clássicos que li esse ano, mas dois livros que dei 5 estrelas foram O homem sem qualidades e Manual dos inquisidores”, and even fantasize about taking a week off just to drink and read Joyce’s Ulysses in “Queria tirar 1 semana de férias pra eu poder ficar só bebendo o dia todo e lendo Ulysses”. This consistent pattern of valuing dense, difficult literature and reflecting on it signals love of learning and intellectual curiosity more than straightforward ambition, bravery, or loyalty. While there’s plenty of impulsive self-destructive humor and hedonism, their identity clearly leans on being the kind of person who reads complex books and thinks about them, which is very in line with Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Born to Die - Lana Del Rey
A song that best suits @untitled_0020 is Born to Die by Lana Del Rey. They openly worship Lana, saying “Lana del Rey rainha da música mesmo”, which already aligns them with her melancholic, self-destructive aesthetic. The track’s mix of romance, fatalism, and substance abuse fits their timeline of drinking and drugs, like “bebi 1L de álcool em 3 dias”, “uso recreativo de cocaína em prol de eu bater minha meta de livros lidos do ano”, and “uso de crack recreativo”. The song’s theme of living fast and flirting with death resonates with their darker humor and impulses, such as “Acordei do melhor sonho da minha vida, primeiro carro que eu ver hoje e estiver a pelo mesmo uns 80km eu vou pular na frente” and “I want to kill somebody”. At the same time, glimpses of sensitivity and longing—like talking about the sky being pretty in “o céu tá bonito hoje” and their literary obsessions—mirror the vulnerability under the bravado that defines Born to Die. Overall, the song’s lush, doomed-romantic energy perfectly encapsulates their mix of alcohol, cigarettes, dark thoughts, and oddly tender moments.
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