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Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, this user seems to be in a constant state of physical and emotional distress, often feeling targeted by the world around them. They frequently express intense physical discomfort, such as when they post, “I am asdresswd as one can be and I am still cold to the point of paon all Over my body” or “My Eyes...... Excruciating Pain upon me”. This user shares Milhouse's signature insecurity and tendency toward catastrophizing small social rejections, evidenced by the tweet: “Random ass guy I barely interacted with blocked me everyone hates me and I should die”. Furthermore, the frequent outbursts toward family members, like “MY BROTHER WOKE ME YP FUCK YOUUUUU”, mirror the volatile and emotional nature of the unlucky Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
Simon exhibits strong Introversion (I) through a preference for isolation and sleeping all day, as seen in the tweet “Ijyst slept thruogh the wntire day”. Their Intuition (N) is reflected in their involvement in niche online subcultures and abstract roleplay-adjacent communities, shown by their use of specific hashtags like #vampiretwt #yaoitwt. The profile leans heavily toward Feeling (F), as their posts are driven by intense emotional reactions and self-deprecation, such as “everyone hates me and I should die”. Finally, they demonstrate Perceiving (P) through a lack of structured routine and spontaneous, unfiltered venting, exemplified by the frustrated outburst: “I ÇA NET GO BACK TO SLEEP BFUCK Y OU STUPID BITCHASS BOY”.

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High school student and avid cinephile with a keen eye for soundtracks. Passionate about nanotechnology and digital community building. Always up for a good nap.– @uouunon

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is served at a freezing temperature to reflect the user's constant physical distress, as they claim to be “cold to the point of paon all Over my body”. The bitter, dark aesthetic mirrors their desire for collective gloom, specifically when they tweet, “I support everyone getting worse guys lets all be miserable together”. The sharp citrus garnish is a nod to their self-consciousness about their appearance, specifically mentioning “fatass cuts are out in the open” while heading to school. Finally, the erratic carbonation captures the high-strung frustration of being woken up, shouting, “FUCK YOUUUUU FUCK YOU FUCKY OU” at their brother.

Your Hogwarts House
Simon exhibits the dark, self-preservational focus and raw intensity often found in the more turbulent side of Slytherin. His ambition is not for glory, but is reflected in an extreme, self-critical drive toward specific physical 'goals,' seen when he remarks on how “Short people amaze me how areyou my gw but class 2 obese”. He displays a classic Slytherin 'us versus them' mentality and a rejection of traditional virtue, explicitly stating, “I support everyone getting worse guys lets all be miserable together yes yes”. Furthermore, his preoccupation with social standing and perceived rejection, such as when he claims “everyone hates me and I should die” after a minor interaction, demonstrates the high-stakes emotional volatility and self-interest characteristic of the house.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's struggle with body image and the toxic nature of disordered eating communities. Simon's fixation on weight and 'thinspo' is evident when they mention, “Seeing a literal child and thinking thinspo makes me feel so fucking disgusting”. The track's themes of self-loathing and physical insecurity mirror their distress over their body, such as when they complain about “these fatass cuts are out in the open” or when they express a nihilistic desire for communal suffering, stating, “I support everyone getting worse guys lets all be miserable together”. Ultimately, the song reflects the painful intersection of youth and mental health struggles shown throughout their feed.

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