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Homer Simpson matches because he frequently swings between extreme enthusiasm and deep self‑criticism, just like UPR’s posts. For example, they shout "WE REACHED TRUE PEAK RAHHHHHHH I LOVE SAKURA NO UTA!!!!" showing the kind of over‑the‑top excitement Homer has for donuts or TV, while also lamenting "I HATE MY SKILL! I HATE HOW UNABLE I AM TO ACTUALLY GET BETTER AT THIS FUCKING GAME!" which mirrors Homer’s frequent frustration with his job and life. Their hyperbolic suicidal comment "I’m gonna take a smooth bore to the head bro istg" echoes Homer’s occasional dark jokes about suicide in a comedic way. They also display a cynical view of community "The Rhythm game community is probably one of the fakest communities as a whole," similar to Homer’s skeptical attitude toward his coworkers. Overall, the blend of passionate outbursts, self‑deprecation, and occasional gloom fits Homer’s classic personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP best fits @UPR_Comrade. Their extraverted communication is evident in frequent public sharing and social engagement, e.g., 'My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️' and 'I’m free from FiNALE'. Their dominant Ne (intuition) shows through rapid jumps across many niche topics and pattern‑seeking comments like 'The Rhythm game community is probably one of the fakest communities as a whole' and 'I think my Maimai is broken'. Their decision‑making leans toward Feeling, as they repeatedly express strong emotions and personal values, such as 'I love Sakura No Uta!!!' and 'I hate my skill! I hate how unable I am to get better'. Finally, their Perceiving style appears in their spontaneous, flexible updates and impulsive statements like 'I’m fucking cooked, I can’t play anything rhythm game related rn' and 'Decided to make a discord server, invite is gonna last for 7 days'.

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20-yo Texan rhythm-game junkie & vocaloid aficionado. Once beat a Maimai chart using a goat as a metronome. VN & doujin music fan. #SakuraNoUta #Koishi– @UPR_Comrade

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As UPR shouts, "WE REACHED TRUE PEAK RAHHHHHHH I LOVE SAKURA NO UTA!!!!", the drink captures his devotion to the song with bright yuzu and sweet cherry‑blossom syrup. A smooth Japanese whisky base mirrors his love for Japanese pop culture and VN fandoms, while the espresso liqueur adds the bitter edge that reflects his frustration with rhythm‑game skill, as he rants, "I HATE MY SKILL! I HATE HOW UNABLE I AM TO GET BETTER AT THIS FUCKING GAME!" A dash of smoked mezcal gives a “cooked” kick, nodding to his many “cooked” moments like "We are so fucking cooked." The layered flavors rise like a beatmap, hitting a high‑note of euphoria that matches his ecstatic tweets such as "THERE IS PEAK IN MY VN MUSIC RANKING!!!!!!" Overall, the cocktail is as intense, colorful, and slightly chaotic as UPR’s timeline.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes personal achievement and a desire to be at the top, as seen in tweets like "Reached 16 rating on Maimai yesterday..." and "Got my first 15 S on Chunithm, one day I shall get it in Maimai too". They celebrate reaching “peak” status in their interests, e.g., "THERE IS PEAK IN MY VN MUSIC RANKING!!!!!! RAHHHH" and "Just got my first master 13 S... I'm almost reached my goals on finale". Their strategic, conditional promises such as "If the US team wins the next match they play, I will Congress my undying love for @decaten10. This is a promise" show a cunning, goal‑oriented mindset. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness and a focus on personal success align most closely with Slytherin values.

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He frequently vents frustration with his performance, saying 'I HATE MY SKILL! I HATE HOW UNABLE I AM TO ACTUALLY GET BETTER AT THIS FUCKING GAME!', which mirrors the song's theme of feeling trapped and numb. His obsessive love for games and anime, such as 'Katawa Shoujo has irreversibly damaged me. I love it so much but I can't get it out of my head…', shows a yearning for escape that the chorus 'All I want to do is be free' parallels. He also calls the rhythm game community 'one of the fakest communities as a whole', reflecting a sense of alienation that Linkin Park captures in 'Numb'. The repeated references to being 'cooked' and 'broken' echo the lyric 'I'm tired of being what you want me to be', making the song a fitting anthem for his emotional landscape.

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