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Moe is the archetypal down‑and‑out bartender who constantly battles depression, loneliness, and suicidal thoughts, mirroring the user's frequent expressions of hopelessness such as "goodnight chat i wanna end it all" and "i’m so tired of everything". Like Moe’s frequent self‑destructive behavior and reliance on alcohol, the user writes "don’t hmu i’m entering my alcoholic era" and repeatedly mentions self‑sabotage, calling themselves the "queen of self sabotage." Both exhibit a cynical worldview, evident in the user's tweet "don’t talk about morals if you don’t have any fr" and Moe’s bitter comments about his patrons and life. The user's feeling of being unappreciated and isolated—"being under appreciated is the fucking worst"—aligns with Moe’s chronic sense of being unwanted and stuck in a miserable routine. Overall, the pattern of depressive rumination, self‑harm ideation, and bleak humor fits Moe Szyslak’s character best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets are dominated by internal monologue and self‑reflection, e.g., "i’m so tired of everything" and "someone tell me what’s wrong with me", indicating Introversion. They frequently discuss abstract feelings and existential questions like "does it ever get better" and "life doesn’t get better when you quit smoking", showing a preference for Intuition over concrete details. Their statements are driven by personal values and emotions, such as "girls who say they aren’t feminists are dumb as fuck" and "infidelity is so normalized the bare minimum gets applauded", which aligns with Feeling. Finally, their posting style is spontaneous, impulsive and unstructured – "i’m gonna end it all", "so ig the answer is kms", "how to not kms" – reflecting a Perceiving approach. These patterns best match the INFP personality type.

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Gamer, meme curator & mental health advocate. (I once tried beating a boss at 3 AM to outrun insomnia – coffee won.)– @urfataldesire

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The dark black vodka mirrors the persistent gloom in tweets like "i’m already depressed so when it gets dark at 5pm it don’t mean shit to me". A shot of coffee liqueur adds a bitter jolt, echoing "i’m so tired of everything" and the endless struggle with no effort. Cherry liqueur brings a blood-red sweetness that recalls the raw, painful cries such as "so ig the answer is kms" and "queen of self sabotage". Smoked chili-infused mezcal provides a smoky, angry heat, reflecting the fiery outrage in "girls who say they aren’t feminists are dumb as fuck" and the self-destructive vibe of "life doesn’t get better when you quit smoking". A dash of aromatic bitters ties the whole drink together, embodying the constant bitterness and self-sabotage the user laments.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays a strong focus on self‑preservation and a willingness to manipulate their own narrative, traits prized by Slytherin. In tweets like 'the lioness does not concern herself with severe depression diagnosis' they claim a self‑reliant, almost ruthless attitude, while 'i need to lock in or jump' shows an ambitious drive to achieve or escape. Their admission of using manipulation – 'if you don’t stalk me you don’t love me' – reflects Slytherin’s cunning. The repeated emphasis on personal survival, as in 'queen of self sabotage' and 'i hate no effort,' further aligns with Slytherin’s emphasis on resourcefulness and ambition.

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The user’s timeline is filled with repeated references to deep despair, suicidal thoughts ('i’m gonna end it all', 'so ig the answer is kms', 'how to not kms'), and feeling broken ('i’m already depressed so when it gets dark at 5pm it don’t mean shit to me'). These lines echo the raw self‑reflection in the lyrics 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel' and the question 'What have I become?'. The song’s melancholy tone and confession of self‑inflicted pain match their expression of self‑sabotage ('queen of self sabotage') and hopelessness. Moreover, the recurring theme of isolation and wanting to escape ('life doesn’t get better when you quit smoking', 'the lioness does not concern herself with severe depression diagnosis') aligns with the song’s refrain about an 'empire of dirt' and being 'all alone'. Overall, 'Hurt' captures the same blend of anguish, self‑criticism, and yearning for relief that dominates @urfataldesire’s tweets.

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