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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, funny, affectionate in their own way, and constantly oscillating between whining about responsibilities and gleefully avoiding them. Like Bart complaining about school but still having a social life, they tweet things like “im tired still:( might see if i can stay home 👀 and nap all day:( im eepy… soon i’ll need to actually go to school but not on a b day b days make me miserable” and “my ass can stay home THE ENTIRE WEEK thanks doctor apparently fatigue can last a long time soooo 😞😞 nap time gonna go crazy”. Their loud shipping/character opinions and trolling energy, like “see how the monster trio is placed? this is because zoro tops sanji, but luffy tops zoro” and “sorry yamato likers i am very vocal about my hatred for him… but he is a fraud to me”, feel very Bart-like in their provocative humor. At the same time, the intense but goofy devotion to their faves, such as “me and kaido i love him so so so so soooo much omg ❤️”, mirrors Bart’s ride-or-die attachment to things he loves (like Krusty or his hobbies). Even their tendency to bargain for rewards to do work, as in “ok i will do my homework if someone gives me a reward afterwards i am very reward motivated”, is classic Bart motivation rather than a dutiful Lisa-style personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert (E) because they constantly seek interaction, ask for engagement, and share a lot of personal life with the timeline, e.g. asking for art and attention like “can someone draw kaido i miss him so much wahhhhh” and repeatedly calling for participation such as “send gimicks pls”. Their interests and writing show Intuition (N): they obsess over ships, AUs, and meta takes (like Neo MADS lore and character dynamics) rather than grounded practicalities, as in “strawpage stuff… (thread) YES. neo mads needs more stuff i want them to be lore relevant” and playful headcanon like “see how the monster trio is placed? this is because zoro tops sanji, but luffy tops zoro”. They lead with Feeling (F): their evaluations are emotionally charged, dramatic, and value-based more than logically structured, for example “sorry yamato likers i am very vocal about my hatred for him… but he is a fraud to me” and the highly affectionate “me and kaido i love him so so so so soooo much omg ❤️”. Their lifestyle looks Perceiving (P): they procrastinate, make impulsive decisions, and lean on external rewards (“I’ll work if someone bribes me”), as seen in “ok i will do my homework if someone gives me a reward afterwards i am very reward motivated” and their wavering plans like “lowk wanna stay home again tomorrow 🥱 i don wanna go…”. Overall, the energetic oversharing, constant social bids, imaginative fandom focus, emotion-first judgments, and loose, spontaneous approach to school and obligations best fit an ENFP profile.

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OPBR grinder on sick leave, Kaido scholar on duty. Once called Ennard my husband during FNAF VR and I stand by it. Art, yumeships, and too many naps.– @UrLocalRayquaza

Your signature cocktail
This drink is stormy and dramatic for their Onigashima vibes and Kaido obsession, with deep navy rum and electric blue curaçao echoing their weather and sea fixation in “i am around the deep blue/navy or the edge of it will they cancel school”. The lychee soda or lemonade keeps it sweet and playful, matching their hyper, reward-motivated energy in “ok i will do my homework if someone gives me a reward afterwards i am very reward motivated”. A shot of matcha or green tea syrup represents their constant exhaustion and nap-core lifestyle from “im tired still:( might see if i can stay home 👀 and nap all day:( im eepy…”. The chili-lime rim adds a sharp, spicy edge for their unapologetic, loud opinions like “sorry yamato likers i am very vocal about my hatred for him… but he is a fraud to me”. Overall it’s sweet, punchy, a little unhinged, and way too devoted—just like their gleeful Kaido-glazing in “Yes, i glaze Kaido, no i wont stop. i love him ok”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong loyalty and devotion to their faves and friends, a core Hufflepuff trait. Their bio frames themselves through relationships and devotion — “Ichiji's spouse! Dexter’s partner! Kaido’s lover!” — and they repeatedly gush about Kaido and other characters, like “me and kaido i love him so so so so soooo much omg ❤️” and “i will glaze hole dwelling i ADORE that song”, which reads as intense, consistent attachment more than status-seeking. They’re also notably kind and supportive: they celebrate others’ happiness and shared fandom moments, e.g. “stop this is adorable 🥹🥹🥹” and “sanji has been saved 🥹”. Even when complaining about school or health, they talk about napping, shows, and crafts rather than competition, like “my ass can stay home THE ENTIRE WEEK thanks doctor… nap time gonna go crazy”, suggesting a comfort‑oriented, quietly persevering personality. While they do have opinions and can be blunt (e.g. “sorry yamato likers i am very vocal about my hatred for him… but he is a fraud to me”), their overall vibe is affectionate, fandom‑community focused, and reward/nurture motivated — classic Hufflepuff over Gryffindor bravado or Slytherin ambition.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline is full of exhausted, overwhelmed school energy like “im tired still:( might see if i can stay home 👀 and nap all day:( im eepy… soon i’ll need to actually go to school but not on a b day b days make me miserable” and “i could go to school but i just cant handle my b days i will legit kms i would fall asleep and like die”, which mirrors the song’s frustration with school and growing up. The dramatic, slightly chaotic tone of the song also matches their all‑caps reactions and fandom intensity, like “YES. neo mads needs more stuff i want them to be lore relevant” and “shiii bruh i got mono 😭 we dying ig???”. The song’s rebellious vibe fits how they talk back to annoyance and fandom discourse, such as “sorry yamato likers i am very vocal about my hatred for him… but he is a fraud to me”. Overall, Teenagers captures their mix of burnout, dark humor, and loud, passionate online presence.

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