
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They align most with Lisa Simpson: intelligent, self-analytical, idealistic, and very hard on themselves. Like Lisa, they are achievement-focused and constantly tracking progress, celebrating milestones such as being “only 0.4kg away from not being obese now!!!” “FINALLY lost weight again omfg, only 0.2kg but i'll absolutely take it thank god... only 0.4kg away from not being obese now!!!” and framing months in terms of success or failure “february has been going SO good so far omfg, 1.3kg down in the first 3 days???”. There’s a strong introspective streak and willingness to talk about mental health and their ED, similar to Lisa’s emotional openness and anxiety, like when they say fasting gives them “insane brain fog” but they push on anyway “ngl fasting this much is starting to give me insane brain fog... did some uni work today and i just couldn't think properly it kinda freaked me out :((”. Their values are also very Lisa-coded: explicitly pro-recovery and anti-fatphobia, and they care about their boyfriend’s feelings and worries “bf was really worried about me because i kept almost passing out :(( im proud of myself for doing 60hrs though!!”. At the same time, they’re perfectionistic and self-critical, obsessing over numbers and goals “i have 4 months til i see bf... 4 months to lose 37.8kg...”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to push herself to unhealthy extremes in pursuit of an ideal.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most posts revolve around their inner world, body, and thoughts rather than a busy social life, and even when they do see others it’s framed around their own experience, e.g. being excited but also anxious about seeing their boyfriend: “i really hope i lose a lot and am less insecure about my body by then but i know he doesn't care, i just want to feel comfortable being naked tbh 😭😭”. There’s a strong intuition (N) flavor in how they spin concrete weight data into long-term visions and ‘what if’ scenarios, like projecting big future transformations and timelines: “i have 4 months til i see bf... 4 months to lose 37.8kg...” and “one oddly specific thing i can't wait to be skinny for is the fact i'll finally be able to thrift!!”, showing focus on imagined future identity more than present sensory comfort. Their reasoning and language are heavily feeling (F)-driven: they center emotions, relationships, and values (e.g. “fatphobes dni!! pro recovery 🫶” via bio, and “bf was really worried about me because i kept almost passing out :(( im proud of myself for doing 60hrs though!!”), and they often frame choices around guilt, shame, or care rather than cold logic. They appear more perceiving (P) than judging in lifestyle: they oscillate, improvise, and frequently change plans in the moment — for example switching from fasting to eating due to mood or circumstances: “was gonna fast today but one of my flatmates has been stealing my food… so im too pissed off to be hungry. breaking my fast with a 239cal bagel” and “felt like ass so broke it earlier than i wanted but whatever 💔💔💔”. While they track numbers obsessively (which might look J), the overall pattern is emotional, idealistic self-narrative with fluctuating routines and long-term fantasies, which aligns best with INFP: inward-focused, value-driven, future-ideal oriented, and flexible day-to-day despite having intense goals.

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20 • uni life, long-distance love & learning to treat my body better • ex-binge queen now counting steps, not just calories • pho > pizza, objectively– @urqtx

Your signature cocktail
The Locked-In Luma Lamentini is light but punchy, just like Luma’s determined, slightly unhinged grind—she’s the one saying “i am leaving binging and obesity in 2025 i lock in this year trust me”. A soju splash with yuzu juice stands in for her sharp, determined energy and K-influences, matching tweets like “so fucking hungry but i wanna at LEAST get to 20hrs fasted (at 18 rn) so im gonna rewatch my fav kdrama for thinspo ^_^”. Sugar-free berry soda captures her love of low-cal treats and bright, bubbly vibe, echoing “restricting really does make it so much easier to save money... weekly food shop is £15 MAX” and all the low‑cal safe foods she posts. A dash of bitters represents the frustration and dark humor in lines like “im gonna fast until i pass out like genuinely im tired of this” and “having ana AND ibs is genuinely hell on earth”. The frozen fruit skewer garnish is a nod to her go-to snack in “okay surely this is the last time i eat today 😭😭 frozen fruit, 58cals” and her little joys amid restriction. Finally, an edible glitter rim reflects her hopeful, romantic side—like “june cannot come soon enough ugh i can't wait to see my bf :') 2 whole months living together it's gonna be so fucking peak...”—because under all the numbers and fasting hours, she still wants to shine.

Your Hogwarts House
Luma shows strong ambition and goal-orientation, constantly framing weight loss in terms of big, almost ruthless targets and timelines, like wanting to lose nearly 40kg before seeing her boyfriend and saying things like “i so desperately need to lose 40kg in the next 6 months omfg i NEED IT!!!!” and “i have 4 months til i see bf... 4 months to lose 37.8kg...”. She also shows Slytherin-style relentless drive, repeatedly "locking in" and pushing herself through extreme fasting despite side effects, e.g. “im fasting until i pass out like genuinely im tired of this” and “i will kms if im still fat by then oh my god i need to stay locked in”. There’s a calculating, strategic element in how she talks about intake, exercise, and even money, such as “restricting really does make it so much easier to save money... weekly food shop is £15 MAX” and carefully planning fasts like “i think i might try to fast all day today but we'll see!! also gonna maybe go for a walk :3”. While she has moments of warmth and loyalty toward her boyfriend, the dominant pattern is single‑minded pursuit of her goals regardless of cost, which aligns most closely with Slytherin’s ambitious and self-driving nature.

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Birdy’s Skinny Love fits them because it captures the painful mix of vulnerability, self-criticism, and longing for change that runs through their tweets. They celebrate the scale obsessively, like when they say they’re “FINALLY lost weight again omfg… only 0.4kg away from not being obese now!!!” “FINALLY lost weight again omfg…”, yet they also admit to scaring themselves with restriction, noting “fasting this much is starting to give me insane brain fog… i just couldn't think properly it kinda freaked me out :((” “today's fast!!! had a babybel light and a bagel…”. The song’s theme of clinging to something that’s hurting you parallels their cycle of fasting and self-blame, like “im fasting until i pass out like genuinely im tired of this” “i need to get out of this fucking house…” and “i will kms if im still fat by then oh my god i need to stay locked in” “i so desperately need to lose 40kg in the next 6 months…”. At the same time, they’re pro-recovery and clearly want to feel comfortable in their own body, as when they say they want to be less insecure when living with their boyfriend and that he doesn’t care about their weight “i really hope i lose a lot and am less insecure about my body by then but i know he doesn't care…”. That tension between hurting and healing—between wanting control and wanting peace—mirrors the bittersweet, fragile tone of Skinny Love perfectly.

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