Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses vivid, absurd humor in posts like “Shitting at work with the door open to show dominance” and “No homo we slippin on semen” to entertain followers.
- Caring: Shows genuine love and gratitude toward family by proudly sharing, “I finally got to give my mom a full vacation and I honestly can’t express how good it feels to be able to give back to her”.
- Hardworking: Documents effort and progress, celebrating achievements like “400!!!!!!” and training posts such as “Maxed out the leg press”.
- Self-aware: Openly jokes about personal flaws and limits in posts like “I can’t fucking read” and “Anything is possible if you hate yourself enough”, showing reflective humor.
- Playful: Engages with media, games, and daily life in a light, playful way, from Total War rats in “I just want peace for my rats” to bait posts like “Posting 'who's Taylor Swift?' On my IG as bait so I know who to block”.
Weaknesses:
- Crude_language: Frequent explicit phrasing like “If you’re reading this, fuck yo momma” and “Someone call 911 bc Imma blow this shit up” can come across as harsh or offensive.
- Hostile_tone: Occasionally directs aggression at others, as in “Respectfully, go fuck yourself” and calling out strangers’ hygiene in “I’m tired of the mf at work who avoids washing his ass”.
- Self_negativity: Uses self-deprecating or despairing lines such as “It’s joever” and “Anything is possible if you hate yourself enough”, suggesting a tendency toward negative self-talk.
- Risky_jokes: Makes edgy jokes that could be misread, like “They call me fent bc I make mfs go to sleep” and “No homo we smokin penises”, which might alienate some audiences.
- Impulsive_sharing: Posts very in-the-moment thoughts, even about personal embarrassment, as in “I signed up to an event with my spam email and the organizer emailed me and..... I never wanted another soul to see that email”, suggesting limited filtering before sharing.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The blend of chaotic humor, bodily-function jokes, and heartfelt moments maps most closely to Homer Simpson. Like Homer, this user swings between goofy immaturity and real warmth: they crack wild jokes about work and the bathroom, e.g. “Shitting at work with the door open to show dominance” and “In this house we ONLY shit on company time”, but also proudly share a soft side in “I finally got to give my mom a full vacation and I honestly can’t express how good it feels to be able to give back to her”. Homer is impulsive and often self-destructive in a comedic way, reflected in tweets like “They call me fent bc I make mfs go to sleep” and the drunk gaming chaos of “I'm too drunk to play Total War Henry Cavill please save my Skaven army I just want peace for my rats”. There’s also that over-the-top frustration with life’s minor hassles—public transit, coworkers, bad smells—seen in “I've been smelling someone's dirty ass feet for four stops now” and “I need to meet whoever is blowing up the toilets at work bc what the fuck is your diet”, which perfectly fits Homer’s melodramatic reactions to everyday annoyances. Underneath all the loud, crude, and chaotic energy is someone who clearly cares about family, food, and simple pleasures—very Homer core.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly narrate their day and react to people around them with high social energy and humor, like “If you’re reading this, fuck yo momma”, “Smoking crack? At the trolley station?!?!?!”, and sharing Uber/trolley interactions such as “This Uber smells like wet dog and there's cleaning products all over”. They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing: beyond concrete gross-out details, they enjoy memes, media takes, and imaginative commentary like “If the lizards invade it's joever” and joking about lore and franchises, e.g. “Harry Potter and the Transphobic Biggot” and “My boy Bayek's been knowing”. Their decision style skews Feeling: they’re openly emotional and value-driven, from celebrating giving their mom a vacation in “I finally got to give my mom a full vacation and I honestly can’t express how good it feels to be able to give back to her” to dramatizing media and life events like “THEY FUCKING KILLED OFF SOPH” and “I felt like death then I had a pound of aquachile and now I feel whole again”. They strongly read as Perceiving: their timeline is impulsive, chaotic, and in-the-moment—drunk gaming in “I'm too drunk to play Total War... I just want peace for my rats”, gambling-style hype in “BIG MONEY BIG MONEY BIG MONEY BIG MONEY”, and spontaneous complaints like “I need to meet whoever is blowing up the toilets at work bc what the fuck is your diet”. The blend of high-energy social posting, meme-y imagination, emotional expressiveness, and unstructured spontaneity best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You can’t go to chess club, you’re too busy playing 4D Total War with a Skaven army and a hangover… but if you ever need a co‑general to protect your rat kingdom from the lizards, I volunteer as tribute.
- You said IHOP is middle class Denny’s, but I think you and me at a booth at either one talking Mass Effect endings and New Vegas vs Fallout would be absolute high class behavior.
- You max out the leg press, hit 400 reps in an hour and a half, and still only shit on company time—clearly you’re into efficiency. Want to see how productive we can be on a ‘Godzilla and aquachile’ date?
- You gave your mom a full vacation and it ‘felt so good’—that kind of heart is way hotter than any ‘They call me fent bc I make mfs go to sleep’ tweet. Let me take *you* on a vacation day, even if it’s just across San Diego for tacos and comics.
- You posting ‘Who’s Taylor Swift?’ as bait, yelling about SOPH dying, and writing a Mitski manifesto tells me your music taste is unhinged in the best way—wanna make a playlist together so we can walk in sync like that couple you saw on the trolley?
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San Diego commuter, gym rat, and comic nerd. Once maxed a leg press, forgot my torta, and still believe company time is the best time to poop.– @UrthKing
Your signature cocktail
The Joever Rat King
Smoky mezcal captures their chaotic, slightly unhinged energy and love of being a menace, like calling themselves "fent" because they "make mfs go to sleep" in “They call me fent bc I make mfs go to sleep” and the ongoing bathroom dominance saga in “Shitting at work with the door open to show dominance”. Cold brew coffee concentrate stands in for the grind and late-night gaming / trolley commuting energy from “I'm too drunk to play Total War Henry Cavill please save my Skaven army I just want peace for my rats” and “If I have to switch to another trolley one more time imma fuck these tracks up myself”. Tamarind syrup brings a sweet-sour, Mexican-candy vibe that fits their Spanglish personality and food love, like “Se me olvido mi torta :(” and feeling reborn after a pound of aguachile in “I felt like death then I had a pound of aquachile and now I feel whole again”. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and zippy, matching their quick, cutting humor in “Respectfully, go fuck yourself” and bait-posting Swifties in “Posting 'who's Taylor Swift?' On my IG as bait so I know who to block”. A chili-salt rim brings heat and a little pain, reflecting both the self-deprecation of “Anything is possible if you hate yourself enough” and the tenderness underneath when they finally give back to family in “I finally got to give my mom a full vacation and I honestly can’t express how good it feels to be able to give back to her”. Strong, a little bitter, a little sweet, and absolutely extra—just like a night that ends with “That hangover goes craaaaazy” and a ruined "rat kingdom" in “My rat kingdom is in ruins”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They come off as irreverent and chaotic on the surface, but their priorities and emotional through-lines are very Hufflepuff: loyalty, care for others, and a strong work ethic. Their pride in physical effort and persistence shows in posts like “Maxed out the leg press” and the ecstatic grind of “400 IN AN HOUR AND A HALF FUCK YOU YES”, which reflect dedication more than showboating. Deep loyalty and gratitude appear when they say “I finally got to give my mom a full vacation and I honestly can’t express how good it feels to be able to give back to her”, revealing a soft center under the jokes. Even their humor about work (“In this house we ONLY shit on company time”](https://x.com/UrthKing/status/1788307357036081549)) and public transit misery (“If you’re crop dusting on the trolley ya mom’s a hoe”) frames fairness and shared space in a very down-to-earth, Hufflepuff way. While they have some Gryffindor impulsiveness and Ravenclaw wit, the dominant traits are hardworking, loyal, and grounded—classic Hufflepuff energy.
Your movie
Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
Their timeline swings between chaotic humor, self-deprecation, and emotional volatility, which fits the anxious, spiraling energy of Mr. Brightside. They constantly joke through discomfort and misery, like posting “I am having a horrible time” and then turning around to flex small victories such as “Maxed out the leg press” and “400 IN AN HOUR AND A HALF FUCK YOU YES”. The song’s theme of overthinking and melodramatic inner monologue mirrors their posts like “Anything is possible if you hate yourself enough” and “It’s joever”. Despite the constant catastrophizing, there’s a playful, theatrical flair—seen in tweets like “No homo we slippin on semen” and “In this house we ONLY shit on company time”—that matches the song’s upbeat delivery hiding anxious lyrics. Overall, Mr. Brightside captures their mix of dark humor, emotional chaos, and stubborn will to keep going while laughing at the mess.
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