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Your Simpsons character
The blend of chaotic humor, bodily-function jokes, and heartfelt moments maps most closely to Homer Simpson. Like Homer, this user swings between goofy immaturity and real warmth: they crack wild jokes about work and the bathroom, e.g. “Shitting at work with the door open to show dominance” and “In this house we ONLY shit on company time”, but also proudly share a soft side in “I finally got to give my mom a full vacation and I honestly can’t express how good it feels to be able to give back to her”. Homer is impulsive and often self-destructive in a comedic way, reflected in tweets like “They call me fent bc I make mfs go to sleep” and the drunk gaming chaos of “I'm too drunk to play Total War Henry Cavill please save my Skaven army I just want peace for my rats”. There’s also that over-the-top frustration with life’s minor hassles—public transit, coworkers, bad smells—seen in “I've been smelling someone's dirty ass feet for four stops now” and “I need to meet whoever is blowing up the toilets at work bc what the fuck is your diet”, which perfectly fits Homer’s melodramatic reactions to everyday annoyances. Underneath all the loud, crude, and chaotic energy is someone who clearly cares about family, food, and simple pleasures—very Homer core.

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They lean Extraverted: they constantly narrate their day and react to people around them with high social energy and humor, like “If you’re reading this, fuck yo momma”, “Smoking crack? At the trolley station?!?!?!”, and sharing Uber/trolley interactions such as “This Uber smells like wet dog and there's cleaning products all over”. They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing: beyond concrete gross-out details, they enjoy memes, media takes, and imaginative commentary like “If the lizards invade it's joever” and joking about lore and franchises, e.g. “Harry Potter and the Transphobic Biggot” and “My boy Bayek's been knowing”. Their decision style skews Feeling: they’re openly emotional and value-driven, from celebrating giving their mom a vacation in “I finally got to give my mom a full vacation and I honestly can’t express how good it feels to be able to give back to her” to dramatizing media and life events like “THEY FUCKING KILLED OFF SOPH” and “I felt like death then I had a pound of aquachile and now I feel whole again”. They strongly read as Perceiving: their timeline is impulsive, chaotic, and in-the-moment—drunk gaming in “I'm too drunk to play Total War... I just want peace for my rats”, gambling-style hype in “BIG MONEY BIG MONEY BIG MONEY BIG MONEY”, and spontaneous complaints like “I need to meet whoever is blowing up the toilets at work bc what the fuck is your diet”. The blend of high-energy social posting, meme-y imagination, emotional expressiveness, and unstructured spontaneity best fits ENFP.

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San Diego commuter, gym rat, and comic nerd. Once maxed a leg press, forgot my torta, and still believe company time is the best time to poop.– @UrthKing

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Smoky mezcal captures their chaotic, slightly unhinged energy and love of being a menace, like calling themselves "fent" because they "make mfs go to sleep" in “They call me fent bc I make mfs go to sleep” and the ongoing bathroom dominance saga in “Shitting at work with the door open to show dominance”. Cold brew coffee concentrate stands in for the grind and late-night gaming / trolley commuting energy from “I'm too drunk to play Total War Henry Cavill please save my Skaven army I just want peace for my rats” and “If I have to switch to another trolley one more time imma fuck these tracks up myself”. Tamarind syrup brings a sweet-sour, Mexican-candy vibe that fits their Spanglish personality and food love, like “Se me olvido mi torta :(” and feeling reborn after a pound of aguachile in “I felt like death then I had a pound of aquachile and now I feel whole again”. Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and zippy, matching their quick, cutting humor in “Respectfully, go fuck yourself” and bait-posting Swifties in “Posting 'who's Taylor Swift?' On my IG as bait so I know who to block”. A chili-salt rim brings heat and a little pain, reflecting both the self-deprecation of “Anything is possible if you hate yourself enough” and the tenderness underneath when they finally give back to family in “I finally got to give my mom a full vacation and I honestly can’t express how good it feels to be able to give back to her”. Strong, a little bitter, a little sweet, and absolutely extra—just like a night that ends with “That hangover goes craaaaazy” and a ruined "rat kingdom" in “My rat kingdom is in ruins”.

Your Hogwarts House
They come off as irreverent and chaotic on the surface, but their priorities and emotional through-lines are very Hufflepuff: loyalty, care for others, and a strong work ethic. Their pride in physical effort and persistence shows in posts like “Maxed out the leg press” and the ecstatic grind of “400 IN AN HOUR AND A HALF FUCK YOU YES”, which reflect dedication more than showboating. Deep loyalty and gratitude appear when they say “I finally got to give my mom a full vacation and I honestly can’t express how good it feels to be able to give back to her”, revealing a soft center under the jokes. Even their humor about work (“In this house we ONLY shit on company time”](https://x.com/UrthKing/status/1788307357036081549)) and public transit misery (“If you’re crop dusting on the trolley ya mom’s a hoe”) frames fairness and shared space in a very down-to-earth, Hufflepuff way. While they have some Gryffindor impulsiveness and Ravenclaw wit, the dominant traits are hardworking, loyal, and grounded—classic Hufflepuff energy.

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Their timeline swings between chaotic humor, self-deprecation, and emotional volatility, which fits the anxious, spiraling energy of Mr. Brightside. They constantly joke through discomfort and misery, like posting “I am having a horrible time” and then turning around to flex small victories such as “Maxed out the leg press” and “400 IN AN HOUR AND A HALF FUCK YOU YES”. The song’s theme of overthinking and melodramatic inner monologue mirrors their posts like “Anything is possible if you hate yourself enough” and “It’s joever”. Despite the constant catastrophizing, there’s a playful, theatrical flair—seen in tweets like “No homo we slippin on semen” and “In this house we ONLY shit on company time”—that matches the song’s upbeat delivery hiding anxious lyrics. Overall, Mr. Brightside captures their mix of dark humor, emotional chaos, and stubborn will to keep going while laughing at the mess.

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