Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about shows, family, and life, e.g. “to sentindo a mesma tristeza e vazio que eu sentia em 2020” and “Amo muito o Chuuya”.
- Fandom passionate: Shows deep, sustained interest in BSD, Genshin, and characters like Chuuya, Dazai, Kaeya, Diluc, e.g. “amo o chuuya descomunalmente” and “baixei genshin de novo e tinha esquecido como o kaeya e o diluc eram dois gostosos”.
- Humoristic self-aware: Uses humor and self‑awareness even about awkward moments, like calling things “social suicide” in “suicidio social mandar mensagem...” and “suicidio social”.
- Thoughtful analytical: Builds detailed theories and character analyses, e.g. BSD speculations in “Teoria: nao acho que ngm que fez parte da máfia ANTES...” and “acho que não seria o dazai pq seria um retrocesso enorme...”.
- Caring responsible: Shows strong concern for others and pets, e.g. panic and seeking help for the rabbit in “gente que que eu faço meu coelho detonou a espada de sao jorge” and “como pode eu ter postado essa foto ontem de você e agora eu estar rezando para que você volte pra casa bem novamente”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical body: Speaks harshly about own appearance, e.g. “pq tive que nascer com um nariz tao grande meu Deus” and “top tristezas: ter mto de nariz e pouco de queixo”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Uses extreme language about future and stress, e.g. “se 2026 nao for minimamente melhor... essa conta vai virar memorial” and “ja pode acabar 2026”.
- Suicidal ideation: Links distress to thoughts of self-harm, e.g. “eu juro que se esse coelho morrer eu vou ter todos os motivos do mundo pra me matar esse ano” and worry about AO3 outage in “o índice de suicidio entre os jovens aumentando”.
- Family conflict: Reports intense tension with relatives, e.g. “tive que bloquear minha mãe no whatsapp” and pain around grandfather in “meu avô falando que era melhor eu me mudar mesmo pq ai acabava a chateação dele”.
- Future anxiety: Often expresses fear about coming years and decisions, e.g. “n vou mentir q to com o cu na mão pra 2026” and study doubts in “olhando pro siga pensando se devo ou nao renovar a matricula”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a thoughtful, anxious, often introspective person who overthinks everything and cares a lot about media and ideas, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they’re academically minded and worried about the future, as seen in “olhando pro siga pensando se devo ou nao renovar a matricula” and the dramatic worry about 2026 in “se 2026 nao for minimamente melhor que esse ano podem ter ctz que essa conta vai virar memorial”. There’s a strong emotional and philosophical streak, from quoting literature in “'anyhow, i have suffered. i have really suffered! and here, now, before my desk, i find only myself.'” to talking about grief and family in “só vendo o quarto vazio que lembrei que ela faleceu em maio”. Their anxiety, self-criticism, and body worries recall Lisa’s insecurity, like in “pq tive que nascer com um nariz tao grande meu Deus” and “top tristezas: ter mto de nariz e pouco de queixo”. At the same time, the passionate fandom side (Bungou Stray Dogs, Genshin, AO3) and curiosity about sign language in “preciso urgentemente de ajuda de alguém que saiba libras” line up with Lisa’s intense special interests and desire to learn and connect.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often talk about feeling socially awkward or doing things alone (like “suicidio social mandar mensagem pra uma pessoa q vc n concersa ha um ano…” and “um sonho: alguém magicamente me mandar mensagem me convidando pra ir na piscina”), and vent frequently on the timeline without sounding like someone energized by big social scenes. Their tweeting style is strongly intuitive (N), full of headcanons, hypotheticals, and ‘what if’ scenarios about characters and plots, like “as vezes eu fico pensando sobre ada!chuuya ... Será que ele teria se aproximado dos pais…” and theorizing in “Teoria: nao acho que ngm que fez parte da máfia ANTES vai ser escolhido pelo mori…”. They lean clearly feeling (F): they center emotions and relationships, whether it’s intense attachment to characters (“amo muito o chuuya meu deus eu vou chorar”), distress about their rabbit and family (“eu não vou aguentar mais uma perda esse ano”), or worry about loved ones’ reactions to them (“e nos primeiros 30 MINUTOS da virada, eu me assumi pra família do meu pai”). Their lifestyle and comments suggest perceiving (P) rather than judging: they describe themselves as reactive and somewhat chaotic (like scrambling with transport in “a unica coisa que ta me impedindo de ir no tusca é transporte, nao faço ideia como vou voltar”) and joke about going with the flow despite anxiety about the future (“se 2026 nao for minimamente melhor que esse ano podem ter ctz que essa conta vai virar memorial”). Overall, the combination of introspective emotional venting, rich imaginative fandom analysis, and a loosely structured, spontaneous way of handling life fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if Chuuya would definitely listen to Supermassive Black Hole, does that mean I have to take you to a Muse concert first, or can I skip straight to being the Dazai to your playlist?
- You said your account’s been a fan acc since Haikyuu era and now you’re deep in BSD hell… if I promise to discuss every SKK theory with you and never spoil a chapter, do I unlock the ‘max៹ route’ ending?
- You spent half an hour on the bus fighting over Bluetooth and immediately turned it into an SKK AU—if we share a pair of headphones, I’ll gladly let you connect first… as long as I get to sit next to you canonically.
- You changed your icon after three years, agonize over your hair color, and still worry about your nose and chin—but from where I’m standing (front row in your fanclub), the only thing that needs adjusting is my relationship status with you.
- You were curious if Bungou Stray Dogs has Libras, you light candles and read signs in the flame, and you put your own name in sugar—if that spell was meant to attract someone who speaks your fandom language and actually texts back, I think it worked on me.
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Max | any pronouns | BSD & SKK brainrot, Kaeya/Diluc truther, part-time cosplayer critic. Once got told I look like a Soviet soldier and never recovered.– @urusaiyama
Your signature cocktail
Supermassive Chuuya Crush
This cocktail mixes spiced rum with a hint of chili for the intense, chaotic fangirl energy and slightly unhinged humor, like “ao3 vai ficar fora do ar até às 20h dia 21.... o índice de suicidio entre os jovens aumentando” and the dramatic love for fictional men in “Amo muito o Chuuya”. Blood orange juice brings a bittersweet, dramatic edge, echoing lines like “se 2026 nao for minimamente melhor que esse ano podem ter ctz que essa conta vai virar memorial” and the melancholy of “to sentindo a mesma tristeza e vazio que eu sentia em 2020”. Blackberry liqueur adds dark, velvety sweetness, mirroring the gothic-romantic vibes of SKK theories and the poetic quote in “'anyhow, i have suffered. i have really suffered! and here, now, before my desk, i find only myself.'”. Sparkling water lightens it up, reflecting their chaotic, meme-y humor and streaming-binge energy in tweets like “assistindo dexter agoniadissima” and the playful complaint “odeio ter que conversar qualquer coisa pela manhã”. Finally, a twist of lemon peel brings a sharp, bright top note for their self-deprecating comedy and sudden life-plot-twists, from “e nos primeiros 30 MINUTOS da virada, eu me assumi pra família do meu pai” to the chaotic fandom nostalgia in “amo que meu @ continua sendo o mesmo desde a epoca q eu era do fandom de haikyuu... saudades”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Max comes across as intensely loyal and emotionally attached, especially to their comfort characters and pets, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their repeated declarations like “Amo muito o Chuuya” and “amo o chuuya descomunalmente” show a steady, devoted attachment rather than a detached or purely analytical stance. The way they talk about their coelho—“eu juro que se esse coelho morrer eu vou ter todos os motivos do mundo pra me matar esse ano” and their panic after the espada-de-são-jorge incident in “gente que que eu faço meu coelho detonou a espada de sao jorge aqui de casa e ela é toxica pra eles”—highlights deep care and protectiveness. They also invest a lot emotionally in friends/fandom, checking accounts constantly as in “eu toda hora entrando na conta pra ver se ja postaram 💔”, and worrying about AO3 being down in “ao3 vai ficar fora do ar até às 20h dia 21.... o índice de suicidio entre os jovens aumentando”. While they show some Ravenclaw-style theorizing about Bungou Stray Dogs in “Teoria: nao acho que ngm que fez parte da máfia ANTES vai ser escolhido pelo mori...”, the dominant throughline is steadfast emotional loyalty, concern for others (human and animal), and a desire for safe, cozy connections—a strong match for Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A fitting song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures a mix of dark humor, melancholy, and self-reflection that shows up often in their tweets. They joke about suicidal ideation and rough years with tweets like “se 2026 nao for minimamente melhor que esse ano podem ter ctz que essa conta vai virar memorial” and “n vou mentir q to com o cu na mão pra 2026”, echoing the song’s themes of struggling through youth and disappointment. Their attachment to fictional worlds and fandom, especially Bungou Stray Dogs and Chuuya, appears in tweets like “amo muito o chuuya meu deus eu vou chorar” and “fan acc !”, which parallels the song’s escapist, dramatic lens on life. They also express insecurity about their appearance in tweets such as “pq tive que nascer com um nariz tao grande meu Deus” and “top tristezas: ter mto de nariz e pouco de queixo”, matching the song’s preoccupation with body image and not feeling enough. Finally, their mix of irony, sensitivity, and romanticized suffering—seen in posts like “to sentindo a mesma tristeza e vazio que eu sentia em 2020”—aligns closely with the bittersweet, theatrical vibe of Teen Idle.
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