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They come across as anxious, self-analytical, and introspective in a way that strongly recalls Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re openly struggling with mental and physical health while trying to improve themselves, as seen in tweets like “Day 1 on sertraline” and “Day 2 on sertraline I Think im experiencing placebo because I Know I wouldn’t have started feeling it yet but I already feel kinda happier Yay”. They also show academic stress and a sense of being overwhelmed by school, similar to Lisa’s pressure to perform: “My grades are really bad this quarter and i really don’t know what to do because im trying to keep up but something always seems to happen”. Their emotional intensity, tendency to vent (“Today is such an Ass day bruh I wanna go home and fucking die”), and desire for creative growth (“This year im gonna try to learn to draw Do you guys support me 😊”) all feel very Lisa-like. Even their combination of niche fandom passion (Hetalia, Proseka) and social awkwardness mirrors Lisa’s mix of intellectual obsessions and difficulty fitting in.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: despite being active online and doing promotwt, most content is about their inner world—health, emotions, niche interests—rather than in-person social life. For example, they talk about being exhausted and sick (“I physically cannot sleep anymore”) and using a vent account (“Reply if u wanna get into my Vent account”), which suggests processing feelings in private spaces. They seem iNtuitive: they frequently spiral into bigger-picture reflections and hypotheticals like “What if all the us states had hetalia adaptations 🤔” and nostalgia about an era they were barely old enough to experience (“I wish i was a teenager in 2014 and not 2026 this sucks”), showing a focus on imagined possibilities rather than concrete present details. Their tone is clearly Feeling-oriented: they center emotions, relationships, and self-worth, such as calling themself a “fat fucking chud” while venting about body image (“Such a fat fucking chud i am. Truly gluttonous”) and complaining about being gaslit by a parent (“im going to Gaslight you and make you feel like an Asshole”), prioritizing how things feel over structured logical analysis. They read as Perceiving rather than Judging: their life comes across as chaotic and reactive—bad grades, medical issues, sleep disruption—rather than planned or organized, seen in tweets like “My grades are really bad this quarter and i really don’t know what to do because im trying to keep up but something always seems to happen” and impulsive, highly emotional posts like “Today is such an Ass day bruh I wanna go home and fucking die”. Altogether, the introspective venting, emotional intensity, imaginative fandom focus, and loose, unstructured lifestyle align most closely with INFP.

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Landen • student, Hetalia enjoyer & chronic cough survivor • once counted 5 empty water bottles on the floor and called it interior design– @UselessFeli

Your signature cocktail
The vodka shot hits like their chaotic late‑night timeline and health scares, from “I physically cannot sleep anymore” to “I have to go back to the emergency room Today”. Matcha green tea syrup nods to their hetalia/Japan/Italy brainrot and soft weeb core, as seen in “This is italy dawg” and the simple “Ve~” of “Ve~”. Blue curaçao matches their #TheBlueThingIsBack vibe from “#NewProfilePic #TheBlueThingIsBack” and makes the drink as loud as their timeline. Ginger beer brings a spicy, slightly painful burn, mirroring their coughing and nausea through “Why do I just continue to get worse god Please just let me get better I don’t want to cough anymore” and “This medicine makes me so nauseous I’ll probably never eat again”. The lemon twist is a bright little garnish of recovery-era sarcasm and self‑awareness, tying into “Day 2 on sertraline I Think im experiencing placebo… but I already feel kinda happier Yay” and their frankly unhinged but funny self‑drag in “Such a fat fucking chud i am. Truly gluttonous”. This cocktail is strong, a bit bitter, a bit sweet, and absolutely online—just like someone who says “Fuck school I wanna go home and read gerita doujinshi I need to goon” without a hint of shame.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a very Hufflepuff blend of emotional openness, care for others, and a desire for steady improvement. They’re candid about their mental health and recovery, sharing things like “Day 2 on sertraline I Think im experiencing placebo because I Know I wouldn’t have started feeling it yet but I already feel kinda happier Yay” and “#Recovery #MentalHealth 😊”, which reflects a grounded, persistence-based approach rather than dramatic heroics. Their loyalty and desire for connection show in tweets like “Friend me On discord im Very nice Okay?” and “Reply if u wanna get into my Vent account and if ur Lucky ill dm u the @”, where they actively invite others into their inner circle and emphasize being kind. Even when frustrated or self-deprecating, such as “Such a fat fucking chud i am. Truly gluttonous” or “My grades are really bad this quarter and i really don’t know what to do because im trying to keep up but something always seems to happen”, the focus is on enduring, coping, and trying. There’s some Gryffindor-style bluntness (e.g., calling out an annoying classmate in “Please god don’t let Him be here today He’s So Damn Annoying”), but the overarching pattern is empathy, perseverance, and a wish for safe, loyal connections—very much Hufflepuff at heart.

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A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because their timeline is a mix of dark humor, health struggles, school stress, and being very Online in a way that feels extremely teenage. They openly vent about feeling awful physically and mentally, like when they say “Why do I just continue to get worse god Please just let me get better I don’t want to cough anymore” and “Today is such an Ass day bruh I wanna go home and fucking die”. At the same time, they’re caught up in school and grades, writing “My grades are really bad this quarter and i really don’t know what to do because im trying to keep up but something always seems to happen”, which mirrors the song’s theme of teens being overwhelmed by pressure and adults not really getting it. Their posts about starting sertraline and Zoloft (“Day 1 on sertraline”, “I’m starting zoloft Now im not gonna be able to jerk off anymore 😔”) show that classic MCR-core mix of self-deprecation and serious struggle. On top of that, their hyperfixations and fandom brainrot—like “Fuck school I wanna go home and read gerita doujinshi I need to goon” and the nonstop Hetalia talk—fit the rebellious, dramatic, slightly chaotic energy that Teenagers captures so well.

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