Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly describes inner state and distress, like feeling 'falling apart' in “I hate pretending like I'm fine when I'm clearly not I don't owe you an explanation I'm falling apart…”.
- Self-reflective: Notices and comments on patterns in their habits and body, such as evaluating stomach vacuuming in “stomach vacuuming lowk works I'm gonna do ts daily”.
- Culturally-curious: Engages with older media and specific films, e.g. critiquing a drama in “while watching iwgp ep 3 I got disgusted by the raping women haha gag but I'll keep watching…” and seeking Almost Transparent Blue in “Really disappointed almost transparent blue (1979) is nowhere available to watch”.
- Darkly-humorous: Uses morbid or ironic humor to express frustration, like “I'll keep reopening the fridge until some food magically appears”.
- Goal-oriented: Talks about 'locking in' and experimenting with routines (sleep, body, fasting) as in “I need to lock in” and “stomach vacuuming lowk works I'm gonna do ts daily”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses wishes to 'die and rot' over food and pressure in “Oh my God got forced to finish my plate at dinner today idgaf about weight loss I just wanna die and rot”.
- Disordered-eating: Tweets show binge urges, fasting, and obsession with fullness and hunger, like “I'm so mad there's nothing in this house I can binge on not even hungry I'm just sad and wanna shove something up my throat” and “I'm so tired from eating I'm gonna start a fast”.
- Hostile-anger: Anger quickly escalates to wishing harm on others, as in “stupid fucks stupid fucks they should die”.
- Family-conflict: Harsh resentment toward family dynamics, e.g. “I hate this so much how my older brother scolds me and my mother holds her mouth shut… I hate this house stupid bastard”.
- Health-neglect: Serious physical distress (stomach pain, nausea, skipping school) is treated mostly through self-isolation and tweets, as in “My stomach is hurting a lot and I feel nauseous I might throw up I'm so scared” and “today I skipped school because of my stomach ache and I will probably lay in my bed for the rest of the day”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s introspective, emotionally intense, and often feels alienated in her own family and environment. This user overthinks and philosophizes about life, like when they say “Humans are slaves to time”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to spiral into existential thoughts. They’re very attuned to their body, health, and routines, obsessing over food, fasting, and appearance in tweets like “fuck all the food I eat on a daily basis are so low in protein” and “I'm so tired from eating I'm gonna start a fast”, similar to Lisa’s hyper-awareness and perfectionism. Their sensitivity and distress about family dynamics, as seen in “I hate this so much how my older brother scolds me and my mother holds her mouth shut… I hate this house”, also mirror Lisa’s frequent conflicts with her family and feeling misunderstood. Even their media critiques, like being disgusted by rape in an older show yet analyzing it anyway in “this is what's disappointing about older media”, show a moral and critical lens that is very Lisa-like.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as strongly introverted, spending most of their time alone in bed or at home and rarely mentioning friends or social outings, like in “When I'm not going to school all I do is lay in my bed read something doze off read something and repeat” and “today I skipped school because of my stomach ache and I will probably lay in my bed for the rest of the day”. Their tweets blend concrete details with a lot of abstract and existential reflection (e.g., “Humans are slaves to time” and commentary on media like “this is what's disappointing about older media”), which fits intuition (N) more than pure sensing. They clearly lead with feeling (F): they’re emotionally expressive, sensitive to injustice or disgust (“I got disgusted by the raping women haha gag”), and focused on how things make them feel rather than on detached logic, as seen in “I hate pretending like I'm fine when I'm clearly not I don't owe you an explanation I'm falling apart”. Their life appears somewhat unstructured and reactive—impulsive ideas about fasting, eating, skipping school, or staying up for a “natural high” (“what is this natural high I get by not sleeping”, “I'm so tired from eating I'm gonna start a fast”)—which aligns with perceiving (P) more than judging. Overall, the introspective isolation, intense emotional inner world, existential musings, and spontaneous, unstructured coping all point most strongly to INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said all the food you eat is low in protein, so if we ever hang out I’ll cook something high-protein for you—on one condition: you stop trying to live off three oranges and self‑loathing and let me feed you properly.
- You’re still watching IWGP even after that disgusting ep 3 scene—if you can endure cursed older media for a side character, surely you can endure at least one episode of us hanging out as main characters?
- You said humans are slaves to time, but when I’m stalking your tweets about fasting, kiwis, and Linda Linda, I swear time stops a bit—I’m just trying to figure out how to become part of your daily routine instead of your doomscrolling.
- You keep talking about stomach vacuuming, bloating, and wanting to fast, but honestly, the only transformation arc I’m interested in is the one where you go from ‘I hate this house’ to ‘okay fine, I’ll let this one person make it a little less unbearable.’
- You’re mad there’s nothing in the house to binge on and you keep reopening the fridge—if you run out of snacks, you can always binge weird movies and overanalyse life with me instead; I promise I’m more filling than that lonely kiwi you cut while sobbing.
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Film nerd with a sensitive stomach and a strong opinion on old media. Once skipped school for a stomach ache and finished the series anyway.– @user93u4021
Your signature cocktail
Stomach Vacuum Sour
The high-proof gin captures their wired, insomniac edge and desire to “lock in,” echoing “what is this natural high I get by not sleeping” and “I need to lock in”. Yuzu juice brings a sharp, bright sourness for the frustration and emotional volatility in “stupid fucks stupid fucks they should die” and “Humans are slaves to time”. Salted honey syrup represents the soft, vulnerable core under the anger—still sweet but with tears in it, like “I hate pretending like I'm fine when I'm clearly not” and the quiet hurt of “my mother holds her mouth shut like he was the one who raised her”. A dash of Fernet-Branca adds a bitter, medicinal note for the constant stomach pain, fasting, and food struggle in “My stomach is hurting a lot and I feel nauseous”, “I'm so tired from eating I'm gonna start a fast”, and “fuck all the food I eat on a daily basis are so low in protein”. The egg white foam with crushed kiwi chips nods to their body-obsessed rituals like “stomach vacuuming lowk works I'm gonna do ts daily” and the painfully tender moment of slicing fruit through tears in “anyways some kiwi I cut while sobbing uncontrollably”, making the drink look soft and pretty while hiding a punch underneath.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of intensity, self-preservation, and a raw, sometimes aggressive edge. Their reactions to family conflict are fierce and vengeful, as seen in “stupid fucks stupid fucks they should die” and “I hate this so much how my older brother scolds me and my mother holds her mouth shut... I hate this house stupid bastard anyways some kiwi I cut while sobbing uncontrollably”, suggesting a combative, survival-oriented mindset rather than a conciliatory one. They are also highly focused on reshaping themselves and their body, with determined, almost ruthless self-experimentation such as “stomach vacuuming lowk works I'm gonna do ts daily”, “I need to lock in”, and their obsession with diet and fasting. Even in distress, they lean into dark humor and harsh language—“Oh my God got forced to finish my plate at dinner today idgaf about weight loss I just wanna die and rot”—showing a tough, cynical shell typical of Slytherins. While there are hints of introspection and sensitivity, the dominant pattern is emotional intensity, self-focus, and a willingness to embrace darker thoughts rather than soften them for others’ comfort, aligning them most closely with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
Lorde’s Liability fits them because it captures feeling like too much for others while quietly falling apart inside, which echoes tweets like “I hate pretending like I'm fine when I'm clearly not I don't owe you an explanation I'm falling apart and there's nothing I can do about it but watch”. The song’s self-blame and isolation mirror their exhaustion and desire to disappear, as in “Oh my God got forced to finish my plate at dinner today idgaf about weight loss I just wanna die and rot”. Their conflicted relationship with eating and their body, shown in “I'm so tired from eating I'm gonna start a fast” and “fuck all the food I eat on a daily basis are so low in protein”, also resonates with the song’s themes of feeling broken and hard to love. Even their chaotic, dark humor and emotional swings—like “I'm so mad there's nothing in this house I can binge on not even hungry I'm just sad and wanna shove something up my throat”—match the way Liability balances vulnerability with a kind of resigned, self-aware sadness.
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