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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Doctrinally Serious: His repeated theological commentary — e.g., 'The Church in the West today is more perverted than Rome in 1517.' and calls for confessional pastors — shows he cares deeply about doctrinal fidelity.
- Bold: He embraces provocative positions publicly, writing things like 'Now is not the time for talking heads on the right to condemn political violence,' demonstrating a willingness to take hard lines.
- Observant: He notices cultural currents and influencer dynamics: 'Everyone's trying to "anoint' or pick the replacement Charlie Kirk...' reflects attention to who fills vacuums in media.
- Loyal to In-Group: He defends and promotes conservative allies and traditions, urging support for companies who 'fire a lib' and rooting for like-minded pastors, which shows strong in-group loyalty.
- Direct Communicator: His style prefers blunt, plain-speech statements — e.g., 'Make it law: if you're receiving social security, you can't vote.' — indicating a no-nonsense communication approach.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile Rhetoric: Frequent calls for extreme punishments and use of violent imagery like 'hanging this guy on the White House lawn' create a hostile tone that alienates.
- Intolerance: Pejorative language toward LGBT and trans people ('effeminate and faggy', 'The trans community was villainous...') points to a low tolerance for dissenting identities.
- Polarizing: He habitually frames issues as existential fights ('That party needs to be crushed'), which narrows persuasion and feeds echo chambers.
- Provocateur Over Strategist: His emphasis on dramatic public stunts and calls for theatrical punishment suggests preference for spectacle rather than subtle long-term strategy.
- Public Shaming: He frequently calls out individuals and institutions publicly (e.g., threads about 'grifters in the church'), a tactic that can burn bridges and reduce constructive reform opportunities.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is an apt match: both are authoritarian, relish power, and express callous, punitive instincts. Burns often wants to crush opponents and restore old hierarchies; Resu's calls to 'crush' a political party and to use spectacle-sized punishments echo Burns' ruthless desire to shape the world to his vision. The mixture of old-fashioned entitlement, moral certainty, and relish for decisive outcomes makes Mr. Burns a fitting analog.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
ESTJ fits because he demonstrates strong extraversion in public activism (active, combative Twitter presence), sensing and practical focus on institutions and traditions (detailed criticisms of seminaries and churches: 'For 15 years I've been telling seminarians to drop out'), thinking-based judgmental decisions favoring rules and enforcement ('Make it law: if you're receiving social security, you can't vote.'), and a judging orientation toward order and decisive action ('That party needs to be crushed'). His communication style is direct and pragmatic rather than abstract: he rails against contemporary church practices with concrete prescriptions and solutions, which aligns with ESTJ characteristics.
Some pickup lines for you
- If conviction were a person, it'd be you — mind if I attend your next sermon on culture and then buy you a lobster roll? 🦞
- You told seminarians to drop out for 15 years — how about dropping everything tonight and grabbing dinner with me instead?
- Are you a Reformation professor? Because every time you speak I'm ready to nail my heart to your door.
- I may not be Thomas Massie, but I could be your political co-conspirator — let's overthrow bad dates and build something better.
- You call out grifters in the church; I call out boring evenings. Want to see which of us wins?
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Maine-rooted conservative Christian. Church critic, culture-war commentator, husband & occasional irreverent onliner. Reform-minded, blunt, and loyal to the cause — challenging pastors, calling out grifters, and tracking the right's media scene.– @useruid
Your signature cocktail
Reformer’s Old Harbor
The 'Reformer’s Old Harbor' is sturdy and uncompromising: rye whiskey reflects his sharp, blunt rhetoric; Maine maple nods to '🦞🌲' and a coastal home base; a lemon twist adds bracing acidity like his critique of 'weak pastors', and smoked sea salt hints at coastal grit. It's a drink for someone who celebrates Reformation Day and prefers honest, unpretentious flavors over sweet compromise.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because Resu prioritizes power, order, and results over compromise: he urges harsh solutions ('That party needs to be crushed' and 'Trump has an opportunity... by hanging this guy on the White House lawn.'), values loyalty to an ideological in-group, and pursues influence in conservative media circles ('Everyone's trying to "anoint' or pick the replacement Charlie Kirk...'). He also demonstrates cunning and a strategic intolerance for opponents, preferring decisive action over pluralistic debate. These traits align more with ambition and preservation of a certain order than with Ravenclaw curiosity or Gryffindor chivalry.
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The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash's apocalyptic, judgment-themed 'The Man Comes Around' matches Resu's frequent biblical framing and hunger for decisive justice — his posts like 'Tragedy is the price others pay for principle.' and doom-laden cultural warnings echo the song's darkly moralized trumpet of final reckoning.
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