Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep, consistent love for Axl Rose, Guns N’ Roses, and k-pop idols in tweets like “ngm jamais vai amar o axl rose como eu amo pqp eu sou doente por ele” and “amo tanto tanto tanto o guns n roses, sinto como se eles fossem minha familia”.
- Politically aware: Expresses clear political stances and moral outrage at injustice, e.g. “país lixo, não me conformo que tantas pessoas consigam pensar como nikolas ferreira e apoiar ele” and “a direita me assusta profundamente nmrl”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about jealousy, stress, and affection, such as “odeio sentir ciumes!” and “aiii mds eh uma obsessão sem fim msm né como pode!”.
- Goal‑oriented: Sets clear life and academic goals like “anotem minhas metas desse ano q eu vou cumprir fazer academia tirar cnh ir em pelo menos 2 shows não pegar nenhum exame na faculdade defender meu tcc tirar meu crbm apresentar minha ic”.
- Self‑reflective: Shows awareness of their own behavior and feelings, for example worrying about typos in “eu n aguento mais escrever tudo errado ai q saco todo tweet q eu vejo tem algum erro de digitação” and reflecting on life in “quando vi esse video pela primeira vez eu entendi q vida n era só ficar postando fotinho no instagram”.
Weaknesses:
- Explicit sexualization: Frequently uses graphic sexual language about idols and celebrities, like “q vontade de dar pra esse axl ate esfolar a pica dele” and “queria ficar grávida dele cheia de filhos ruivos na minha barriga agora nesse momento”.
- Harsh aggression: Uses very hostile or insulting phrasing toward others, as in “filho da puta nojento q escrotice… vc é um verme” and “queria ver todos esses cantores de sertanejo comendo reboco da parede vendendo balinha no semáforo”.
- Self‑destructive thoughts: Expresses suicidal ideation and extreme hopelessness related to stress, like “ainda esse ano eu vou me matar pprt essa faculdade vai ser a culpada”.
- Envy issues: Admits strong, painful jealousy that affects mood, seen in “odeio sentir ciumes!”, “to mrrnd de ciumes aq no interior de são paulo”, and “deus te proteja da minha inveja”.
- Financial frustration: Shows significant stress and resentment about money, like “como odeio ser pobre mds n aguento mais pagar tanta conta”, which suggests financial anxiety impacting well‑being.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user aligns most with Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, emotional, and constantly joking even when things are rough. They’re irreverent and horny in a very over‑the‑top way, like in “q vontade de dar pra esse axl ate esfolar a pica dele” and “queria mamar a pica do axl rose agora”, which fits Bart’s rebellious, boundary‑pushing energy more than any other main character. Their rage and political rants, such as calling Nikolas Ferreira supporters out in “país lixo, não me conformo que tantas pessoas consigam pensar como nikolas ferreira e apoiar ele”, echo Bart’s instinct to call bullshit on authority and systems he hates. At the same time, they’re dramatic and self‑deprecating about life and school, like in “ainda esse ano eu vou me matar pprt essa faculdade vai ser a culpada”, which matches Bart’s tendency to turn frustration into dark humor. Their obsessive stan side for Guns N’ Roses and NewJeans, shown in “ngm jamais vai amar o axl rose como eu amo pqp eu sou doente por ele” and “deus acima de tudo newjeans acima de todos”, feels like Bart’s intense fixations on his idols and pop culture. Overall, they’re messy, funny, horny, politically loud, and dramatic—classic Bart energy, just aged up and on stan Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: their timeline is highly expressive, socially oriented, and they openly seek interaction and understanding from others, e.g. wanting friends who get their jokes about Axl without judgment in “preciso de amigos q entendam meus tuítes doentes sobre o axl sem me julgar…” and talking about group dynamics at work in “ai jesus n sei oq fiz pra merecer cair nesse grupo de estágio”. They lean Intuitive: beyond concrete happenings, they turn experiences into broader feelings or narratives, like seeing Guns N’ Roses as family in “amo tanto tanto tanto o guns n roses, sinto como se eles fossem minha familia” and reflecting on how a video changed their view of life in “quando vi esse video pela primeira vez eu entendi q vida n era só ficar postando fotinho no instagram”. Their style is strongly Feeling: they react with moral outrage or empathy rather than detached logic, visible in emotional political critique in “filho da puta nojento q escrotice misturar posicionamentos políticos quando a pauta de fato é um caso extremamente violento e triste” and distress about inequality in “como odeio ser pobre mds n aguento mais pagar tanta conta”. On the Perceiving side, they show a flexible, often chaotic relationship with plans and structure—making ambitious lists but also admitting to disorganization and anxiety, like setting multiple yearly goals in “anotem minhas metas desse ano q eu vou cumprir … fazer academia … não pegar nenhum exame na faculdade … defender meu tcc” while also feeling overwhelmed by college in “ainda esse ano eu vou me matar pprt essa faculdade vai ser a culpada”. The intense, idealized obsession with idols and romantic/sexual fantasy (e.g. “ngm jamais vai amar o axl rose como eu amo pqp eu sou doente por ele”) combined with emotionally driven political stances and spontaneous tweeting suggests an ENFP: expressive, value-driven, imaginative, and somewhat scattered but passionate.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘God in heaven and NewJeans on Earth’… can I be the third sacred thing on your altar, or is that spot already taken by Axl Rose in cuequinha fio dental?
- You tweet about wanting to be Axl’s ‘particular slut’, but listen: while you’re busy planning the ruivo babies, I can bring you water, snacks and emotional support during the Rock in Rio reruns. That’s gotta count for something.
- You’re out here suffering with bills, faculdade and estágio, yet still finding time to defend NewJeans, Guns N’ Roses and drag Skz fans in the quotes… I don’t want to ‘save’ you, I just want to be the person you rant to at 2 a.m. before you tweet ‘ainda esse ano eu vou me matar pprt’.
- You almost got caught with nude Axl pics at work, you rate Sana’s black hair 10000000000/10, and you hate when people say ‘all Asians look the same’—as a potential crush, I promise I’ll treat your tastes with more respect than Instagram’s tribunal of minúsculas causas treats redheads.
- You asked ‘o twitter vai morrer mesmo?’—if it does, can we migrate our delusional Axl Rose fanfics, Corinthians screams and NewJeans worship to DMs on another app? Because your timeline is exactly the kind of chaos I’d like to keep flirting with.
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Corinthians on TV, NewJeans in my headphones, Axl Rose on my mind. Once almost showed my coworkers a nude rockstar by accidentally opening my gallery.– @useyouraxl
Your signature cocktail
Holy Axl & Newjeans on Earth
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline screaming “q vontade de dar pra esse axl ate esfolar a pica dele” and “queria ficar grávida dele cheia de filhos ruivos na minha barriga agora nesse momento”, so spicy cinnamon whiskey brings that raw, horny rockstar heat. The sweet-and-sour passion fruit juice mirrors the mix of devotion and drama in “deus no ceu e newjeans na terra” and “deus acima de tudo newjeans acima de todos”, equal parts cute stan energy and acidic clapbacks. A shot of espresso represents their exhausted but relentless grind through faculdade and estágio in “ai jesus n sei oq fiz pra merecer cair nesse grupo de estágio” and the meltdown of “ainda esse ano eu vou me matar pprt essa faculdade vai ser a culpada”. Blackberry liqueur adds dark sweetness for the emo, poetic side in “toda vez que vejo você me fica a lembrança de como eu poderia ter sido diferente” and their deep attachment to Guns N’ Roses in “amo tanto tanto tanto o guns n roses, sinto como se eles fossem minha familia”. Finally, sparkling citrus soda makes it fizzy and loud like their timeline, popping off from “GOL DO CORINTHIAAAAANSSSSS” to raging about politics in “país lixo, não me conformo que tantas pessoas consigam pensar como nikolas ferreira e apoiar ele”, a bright, anxious carbonation that never really calms down.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are outspoken, impulsive, and quick to defend what they believe is right, even using harsh language to call out political figures and injustice, as in “filho da puta nojento q escrotice misturar posicionamentos políticos quando a pauta de fato é um caso extremamente violento e triste. vc é um verme…” and “país lixo, não me conformo que tantas pessoas consigam pensar como nikolas ferreira e apoiar ele”. They also show a readiness to confront and mock groups they find ridiculous or unfair, like “ai mds q fandom ridiculo pqp como pode KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “a direita me assusta profundamente nmrl”, reflecting a bold, confrontational streak rather than diplomatic patience. Their intense, dramatic way of expressing love and desire for their faves — for example “ngm jamais vai amar o axl rose como eu amo pqp eu sou doente por ele” and “homem gostoso da porra queria ele me pegando no colo e metendo com força no pelo pra gnt ter quantos filhinhos deus mandar…” — shows fiery passion typical of Gryffindors. Even when talking about their own struggles with poverty and university, they vent in a raw, emotional, almost theatrical way, like “como odeio ser pobre mds n aguento mais pagar tanta conta” and “ainda esse ano eu vou me matar pprt essa faculdade vai ser a culpada”, which suits a house known for intensity and big feelings more than quiet diligence. Overall, they read as outspoken, passionate, and combative in defense of their values and obsessions, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor rather than the more reserved, calculating, or quietly loyal traits of the other houses.
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Your song
Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses
The best-fitting song for @useyouraxl is Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses, because their entire personality on the timeline is wrapped around an intense, emotional devotion to Axl Rose and the band. They constantly express obsessive love and desire, like when they say “ngm jamais vai amar o axl rose como eu amo pqp eu sou doente por ele” and “axl rose só eu te amo vc eh só meu…”. The almost romantic, idealized way they talk about him – wanting to have his kids in “queria ficar grávida dele cheia de filhos ruivos na minha barriga agora nesse momento” – mirrors the sentimental, adoring tone of the song’s lyrics. At the same time, their bio-level devotion to music (“amo tanto tanto tanto o guns n roses, sinto como se eles fossem minha familia”) fits the nostalgic, emotional core of Sweet Child O' Mine, which is about someone who feels like home. Even in the middle of life stress, like complaining about money and college in “como odeio ser pobre mds n aguento mais pagar tanta conta” and “ainda esse ano eu vou me matar pprt essa faculdade vai ser a culpada”, their love for Axl and Guns N' Roses remains a bright, almost childlike emotional anchor, just like the comforting presence described in the song.
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