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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a very online, emotional, brainy chaos-gay version of Lisa Simpson. She’s politically and socially aware, e.g. complaining about class and grading systems in “I commenti apparentemente non capiscono quanto sia grave un 80% che non passa…” and calling out reactions to women’s bodies in “Ma i commenti ci vedono é letteralmente solo muscolosa e fit boh agli uomini non piacciono veramente le donne”, which is very Lisa-coded. Like Lisa, she’s dramatic, self-aware, and prone to spirals over ‘minor inconvenience’, as in “Io a ogni minor inconvenience” and “Una sola inconvenience può accadere e farmi iniziare the great”. Her intense fandom interests and fixation on niche media (e.g. repeated Lex Luthor posting like “You have LEX right there”) parallel Lisa’s obsessive phases over books, causes, and idols. Finally, her queer identity and love for her “wife” in “I love my wife” align with Lisa’s canonically progressive, often queer-coded outlook and sense of self.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: their timeline is highly social, full of reactions to friends and fandom, with performative humor and self‑exposure, e.g. joking about dorm life in “I took the last billionaire shortcake at the buffet dormmate is gonna be so mad at me” and celebrating others with “Sabrina ti amo ciao”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive rather than concrete: they spin memes and abstract takes more than detailing real‑world facts, like “Lex Luthor ass plan” and the joking meta-commentary in “Good sex bad lex hopefully”. They lean Feeling: judgments are value‑ and emotion‑driven, not analytical, for instance the moral tone in “I don’t support all women some of y’all are too cooked to save” and the political/ethical frustration in “Salvini che difende degli hippie… ma sono bianchi quindi non era così difficile”. Their style is chaotic, reactive, and improvisational, which fits Perceiving: they dramatize minor inconveniences in “Io a ogni minor inconvenience” and “Una sola inconvenience può accadere e farmi iniziare the great”, and frequently tweet impulsive keyboard smash reactions like “hgofodododofioeiuhgeriuugrfeujhygfdv GODODO NDO9DOODDOII8N3YG forza Napoli”. Altogether, the energetic social presence, meme‑y abstraction, emotionally charged commentary, and spontaneous, unstructured posting pattern align best with ENFP.

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22 • IT/EN • Physics student in Belgium, Lex Luthor scholar by choice. Once reverse‑searched my own pic and got someone else. Opinions, memes, espresso.– @ushiviner

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A bright limoncello base matches her sunny Leo energy and the way she loudly claims space, from “God loved me so much that I was born a girl” to proudly yelling that she’s a lesbian in “Mi sento molto più validata grazie Menomale che son lesbica”. The green melon liqueur float nods to her obsession with Lex Luthor and the whole green curse vibe, like “Trovato lesbica verde ho rotto la lex luthor green curse” and her endless Luthor posts. A sharp splash of bitter aperitivo mirrors her acerbic, politically aware side, dragging people and systems in tweets such as “Salvini che difende degli hippie… sono bianchi quindi non era così difficile” and “I don’t support all women some of y’all are too cooked to save”. Sparkling wine on top keeps it playful and chaotic like her caps-lock reactions in “FINALMENTE USHIJIMA DAJE ROMAAAAAAAA NON CI CREDO NEANCHE IO” and “hgofodododofioeiuhgeriuugrfeujhygfdv GODODO NDO9DOODDOII8N3YG forza Napoli”. Finally, a tiny dash of chili tincture adds a late kick that represents her flirty, slightly unhinged thirsting and meme-y drama, from “Sorriso così tanto che tears ran down my thighs” to “Non ora kitten daddy wants to die”. This is a strong-but-sparkly, sweet-with-bite, slightly unhinged spritz—exactly like her timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Fab’s timeline is driven by sharp, often ruthless humor and a very clear sense of self-preservation and ambition, which leans strongly Slytherin. She repeatedly frames herself as the main character or priority, e.g. “Perché si deve focalizzare sulle cose importanti (me)”, showing a self-centric, slightly theatrical worldview that fits Slytherin’s ego and confidence more than Hufflepuff’s humility. When talking about politics and social issues, she’s bluntly pragmatic and a bit cynical, as in “Salvini che difende degli hippie non era sulla mia bingo card ma sono bianchi quindi non era così difficile”, which suggests a calculating, systemic way of thinking rather than idealistic bravery. There’s also a streak of controlled menace and dark humor—“Ora farò esplodere il sole” and “Non ora kitten daddy wants to die”—that feels more like playful Slytherin dramatics than Gryffindor recklessness. Even her fandom engagement has a competitive, stakes-driven flavor, like “Lex non eliminato siamo ancora in gara per diventare re omega forza Napoli”, emphasizing winning and status. She’s witty and online-clever, but her tone is far more about sharpness, self-focus, and ambition than pure curiosity or loyalty, making Slytherin the best fit.

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A fitting song for Fab is Serotonin by girl in red, which balances chaotic humor, mental spiral vibes, and sapphic energy. She constantly jokes about being on the edge, like in “Fabiana ha paura per il prossimo Fabiana si ammazza” and “Non ora kitten daddy wants to die”, mirroring the song’s anxious, intrusive-thought tone. At the same time, she’s loudly queer and proudly lesbian, as in “Menomale che son lesbica” and “I love my wife”, which fits girl in red’s whole sapphic alt-pop persona. Her posts swing from unhinged caps-lock chaos like “hgofodododofioeiuhgeriuugrfeujhygfdv GODODO NDO9DOODDOII8N3YG forza Napoli” to affectionate memes and fandom brainrot over Lex Luthor and anime boys, echoing the song’s mix of vulnerability and manic energy. Overall, Serotonin captures her blend of dark humor, emotional overstimulation, and unapologetic queer identity.

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