Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Frequently shares art and projects like “art”, “wip art am work ing”, and their Wattpad novel “js wrote my first novel”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with others via thanks for follower milestones like “thanks for 50 followerz c: ❤️” and celebrates friends, e.g. “happy birth day @Stevewermax”.
- Self-aware: Bio calls themselves the “dumbest user on the plat a form” and tweet “uslesspple mean im usless with people, trust” shows reflective humor about their own social skills.
- Curious: Experiments with games, tools, and platforms like “gonna try playing steam on win 7”, “gonna install bing (bong) app to earn points”, and exploring new games such as “ever heard of that one game… 'simulacra'”.
- Supportive: Expresses solidarity with causes in bio “free 🇵🇸” and shares festive well-wishes like “merry christmas!1!” and “happy new years everyone!1”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Describes themself as “dumbest user” in bio and reinforces low self-image in “whats a way to just be competent”.
- Negative self-social view: Handles and tweets like “uslesspple mean im usless with people, trust” suggest a fixed, negative belief about their social abilities.
- Health-neglectful: Mentions not feeling well in “my throat hurts” and “im coughing hard” without indicating rest or care, implying they push through rather than prioritize health.
- Scam-vulnerable: Encounter with a scam attempt described in “my friend… reported my acc for identity fraud… dm someone named 'supportivana'” shows they attract or encounter online scams, even though they noticed the red flags.
- Overextended: Juggles many interests and projects—art, videos, Wattpad, Roblox, Discord server staffing like “gonna be looking for a staff to moderate my serv”—which can dilute focus.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: playful, chaotic, and self-deprecating but ultimately creative and kind. They constantly lean into goofy, slightly reckless humor like calling themselves the “dumbest user on the plat a form” in their bio and posting things like “im very nice, trus” and “getting famou s :/”, which fits Bart’s mix of bravado and insecurity. Their timeline is full of games, memes, and mischief—posts like “worst roblox recommendation pull”, “gambl ing”, and “who tf's zoom name is 67” have the same troublemaking, jokey energy Bart thrives on. At the same time, they show a surprisingly earnest, soft side through their art and creative projects, such as “js finished my art”, “js wrote my first novel”, and their YouTube “video i worked on”, echoing how Bart secretly cares a lot more than his clowning suggests. Their bursts of gratitude for followers like “thanks for 50 followerz c: ❤️” and “thanks for 105 followers, oomfs. :3” further reinforce that under the mischief, there’s a sociable, affectionate Bart-like kid at the center.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often frame themselves as shy or socially awkward, e.g. explaining their handle as “uslesspple mean im usless with people, trust”, and they celebrate follower milestones in a low-key, self-effacing way like “thanks for 50 followerz c: ❤️” and “thanks for 105 followers, oomfs. :3”, suggesting online connection is a big outlet for an otherwise reserved person. Their posts are concrete but colored by imagination and fandom, hinting at S/N balance with a tilt to N: they talk about specific games and tools like “gonna create a strawpage themed win 7 on win 7” and “gonna try playing steam on win 7”, yet also gravitate to fictional worlds, music lyrics, and writing, such as “js wrote my first novel” and quoting emotional songs like “wake me up inside ... save me from the nothing i've become”, suggesting a preference for meaning and narrative beyond just surface facts. Their values and emotional tone point strongly to Feeling: they call themselves the “dumbest user on the plat a form” in a self-deprecating, humorous way, openly support causes like free 🇵🇸, appreciate friends with posts like “happy new years everyone!1” and “happy birth day @Stevewermax”, and show concern and intuition about a scam DM in “i knew there was smth wrong, normally, he doesn't use caps but today, he uses caps”, reflecting personal values and people-awareness over detached logic. They are clearly Perceiving: their language is spontaneous and unpolished (typos like “finalyl i can eat desert” and “gonna wait tmrw so i cn sell stuff”), they bounce between many interests (Roblox, TF2, music, drawing, writing, random web games), and their plans are casual, like “ill prolly listen to yonkagor tmrw” or deciding on art medium with “should i draw digitally or on paper” rather than setting firm schedules. Putting these together, a warm, creative, values-driven, somewhat self-conscious and spontaneous profile fits INFP best: an introverted, imaginative feeler who uses online spaces to share art, niche interests, and internal emotions while keeping life flexible and open-ended.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “uslesspple means I’m usless with people, trust” — lucky for you, I’m terrible with people too. Maybe we can be socially malfunctioning co-op partners in Blood & Iron instead.
- You gamble in Blood & Iron, grind Napoleon hats, and still find time to write a Wattpad novel… be honest, are you building lore just so I have more reasons to fall for your main character energy?
- Your music taste goes from ABBA and Gorillaz to Evanescence and YOASOBI, plus you’re half Polish, half Malay and learning Swedish — you’re literally a multifandom, multilingual playlist, and I kinda want to be your favorite track.
- You almost appeared in an ad near your laundry, went on planes, post Bukit Jalil stadium pics, and still call yourself the “dumbest user on the plat a form” — I think you’re underselling it; you’re accidentally living a main character montage.
- You drew art, posted WIPs, shared your video, celebrated follower milestones, and even set up a Win7-themed strawpage… if you put this much effort into your projects, I can’t help wondering how dangerously sweet you’d be if you ever decided to ‘work on’ me too.
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Your new Twitter bio
Matthieu | Polish–Malay digital doodler, Roblox enjoyer & Minesweeper tryhard. Once almost ended up in a laundromat ad instead of an art gallery.– @uslesspple
Your signature cocktail
The Uselesspple Dreamland Spritz
This cocktail mixes Żubrówka with calamansi soda to mirror being “half polish, half malay” from their bio and their location tag in Malaysia. The cloudy apple juice is a playful nod to the username origin “uslesspple mean im usless with people, trust” “uslesspple mean im usless with people, trust”, turning that self-deprecation into something sweet and comforting. A deep pomegranate-grenadine swirl stands in for their support for Palestine and slightly edgier tastes like “guts and blackpowd” “guts and blackpowd” and “blod and ion” art “blod and ion”, giving the drink a dramatic color without making it too heavy. The popping-candy ‘pixel bitters’ rim represents their chaotic, gaming-online life — from “worst roblox recommendation pull” “worst roblox recommendation pull” to Minesweeper flexes like “why am i too goated” “why am i too goated”. Overall, it’s light, fizzy, and experimental, reflecting their excitable timeline full of art WIPs “wip art am work ing”, music spam “i wonder why i listen to modern and old music”, and hyper online energy rather than anything too serious or heavy-duty.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Matthieu most strongly fits Hufflepuff because of their friendliness, loyalty, and steady appreciation for community. They repeatedly celebrate and thank their followers, e.g. “thanks for 50 followerz c: ❤️”, “thanks for 42 followerz c:”, and “thanks for 105 followers, oomfs. :3”, which shows warmth, gratitude, and a desire to nurture connections. They also look out for others’ safety by calling out a scam attempt: “my friend dm'd me that he reported my acc… but i knew there was smth wrong”, reflecting conscientiousness and a grounded sense of fairness. Their interest in moderating a server — “gonna be looking for a staff to moderate my serv :/” — and gently self-deprecating humor like “im very nice, trus” fit the Hufflepuff pattern of wanting to support a group and be kind rather than chase status. While they show creativity and a bit of ambition through art and projects, the dominant throughline is loyal, friendly, community-oriented energy, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz
A well‑known song that fits them is Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz, which is even in their stated music taste list in “music taste (ig)”. The track’s mix of playful chaos and underlying introspection matches their timeline of goofy, self-deprecating humor like “dumbest user on the plat a form” and “whats a way to just be competent”. Their media is full of quirky internet/gaming culture—Roblox, TF2, Blood & Iron, Minesweeper, and Discord—as seen in posts like “worst roblox recommendation pull” and “that one #bloodandiron image in my media gallery”, which mirrors the song’s digital, slightly dystopian but fun aesthetic. At the same time, their support for Palestine and personal reflections in tweets like “free 🇵🇸.” and “uslesspple mean im usless with people, trust” line up with the song’s more cynical undertones beneath its catchy exterior. Overall, Feel Good Inc. captures their blend of meme-y online life, alt/indie taste, and a hint of thoughtful seriousness under the jokes.
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