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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant references to drinking beer, such as 'BEEEEEER GOD BLESS THIS MAN… 🍺🍺🍺' and 'I’m out for some beers by myself tonight!' echo Homer’s well‑known love of Duff. Their dramatic declarations of love for their wife ('I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE…') and frequent emotional outbursts ('STOP STOP SOFO… ?!?.!.!!') match Homer’s often over‑the‑top affection for Marge and his impulsive reactions. The mix of self‑deprecating humor, occasional insults toward others, and a carefree attitude ('I’m not taking responsibility of what I might tweet if I get drunk!') further aligns with Homer’s goofy, reckless personality. Overall, the user’s pattern of beer‑centric, family‑focused, and erratic tweeting mirrors Homer Simpson’s defining traits.

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The user frequently shares social moments, e.g., 'I’m out drinking with Gojo and I miss her, don’t mind this please.', showing extraversion. Their imaginative speculation like 'I’m just waiting for technology to evolve so much that they create one that changes color depending on my mood.' reflects intuition. Emotional statements such as 'I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE...' and 'I love my students to pieces.' indicate a feeling preference. Spontaneous remarks like 'I’m not taking responsibility of what I might tweet if I get drunk!' reveal a perceiving style. Together these traits point to an ENFP personality.

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Teacher at Kyoto Jujutsu High, semi-grade-1 sorcerer, beer-drinker, meme-collector, chasing Shoko's smile. #JJKRP– @utahims

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This cocktail mixes Japanese sake and yuzu to echo the narrator’s role as a “teacher ~ semi grade 1 sorcerer #JJKRP,” while the honey syrup adds the sweet devotion found in tweets like “I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE.” The dark stout beer topping honors their constant beer‑filled posts such as “I’m out for some beers by myself tonight!” and “BEEEEEER GOD BLESS THIS MAN IN THIS INSTANT ONLY.” A dash of Campari brings the bitter, dramatic flair of tweets like “STOP STOP SOFO STOPE STOROTP SORPRP ?!?.!.!!.” The overall blend captures the emotional roller‑coaster hinted at in “I was NOT crying.” and the longing for Shoko seen in “I miss my wife.”

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets reveal strong ambition and a desire to be recognized as the best teacher, as seen in "Selling my soul for my students… Gojo wouldn’t do this because he has FAVOURITES. It’s clear who the better teacher is." They also display self‑preserving and cunning attitudes, e.g., "I’m not for sale. Don’t you get in contact with my family for it, either." Their frequent boasting about personal achievements, such as "I think I got a wife!!!" and a willingness to manipulate situations ("I’m out drinking with Gojo and I miss her, don’t mind this please") point to a Slytherin mindset. While they do show loyalty to their wife and students, the dominant trait across their timeline is the pursuit of status and control, which aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user’s repeated declarations of love for his wife ('I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE …') show an all‑consuming affection. He frequently laments being apart from her ('I’m out drinking with Gojo and I miss her, don’t mind this please.'), indicating yearning. His vulnerability is underscored by self‑destructive coping, as seen in 'I’m out for some beers by myself tonight! I’m not taking responsibility of what I might tweet if I get drunk!'. These themes of unconditional love, longing, and raw honesty align closely with John Legend’s 'All of Me', a song that celebrates loving someone wholly despite imperfections.

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