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The user’s frequent self‑deprecation and profanity ('I’m a fucking chud man', 'im the most depraved horrible man I know') mirrors Homer’s habit of calling himself a 'dumbass' and his overall low self‑esteem. Their ongoing complaints about money ('I’m not financially recovering from November bro', 'My wallet is so cooked bro') echo Homer’s constant financial woes and job insecurity. The obsessive focus on food, drinks, and comfort ('Nothing as romantic as smoking a cigarette together at 3 am', 'Food processor aya h mere ghar ts is so cool bro') aligns with Homer’s love of donuts and beer. The existential, repetitive question about happiness ('Is it because the world’s this way that happiness comes at a cost, or does happiness come at a cost because the world’s this way?') reflects Homer’s occasional clueless philosophical pondering. Finally, the chaotic, meme‑filled posting style with random pictures and absurd statements is just like Homer’s slapstick, nonsensical humor on the show.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user appears introverted, often sharing personal, self‑critical thoughts like 'I’m a freak and a chud and a fakecel, what are u' and 'I’m not financially recovering from November bro', which suggests a focus on inner experience. Their frequent abstract, philosophical musings such as 'Is it because the world’s this way that happiness comes at a cost, or does happiness come at a cost because the world’s this way?' indicate an intuitive (N) preference. Emotional language and value‑driven statements like 'nothing as romantic as smoking a cigarette together at 3 am' and 'I’m a pervert I will never find love' reveal a feeling (F) orientation. The stream of spontaneous, unstructured posts and indecisive remarks like 'go back on hinge and be miserable or don’t go on hinge and be miserable hmm decisions decisions…' point to a perceiving (P) lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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22‑yr‑old Delhi tech‑nerd & anime fan. Mac with 48 GB RAM, Beyblade collector (once raced one in the metro). Food‑hunter, meme‑maker, life chronicler.– @v1dyam4xx3r

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The name Costly Bliss comes from the repeated mantra in their tweets: 'Is it because the world’s this way that happiness comes at a cost, or does happiness come at a cost because the world’s this way?' The dark rum reflects the self‑deprecating darkness they admit in lines like 'im the most depraved horrible man I know' while the coffee liqueur nods to their late‑night gaming and tiramisu cravings, as seen in 'Getting tiramisu ads on Instagram'. The chili‑infused vodka adds the spicy, profanity‑laden energy of tweets such as 'I’m a fucking chud man' and 'behenchod'. The fizzy club soda captures the constant hum of their digital life, from 'I now feel happy that I’ve got 48gbs of ram in my mac 😭' to the vape‑and‑Diet‑Coke vibe they describes. Together they swirl like a Beyblade, chaotic yet oddly satisfying, mirroring the user's blend of philosophical angst and meme‑driven daily chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows curiosity and a love for learning, as seen in tweets like 'I now feel happy that I’ve got 48gbs of ram in my mac 😭 just need a framework that can utilise it properly' and 'I remember I was like 10 when I found out about GBA emulators, played poke on fire red, later found out about DS emulation, got the cracked apk and played all the DS Pokémon games'. Their repeated philosophical musings such as 'Is it because the world’s this way that happiness comes at a cost, or does happiness come at a cost because the world’s this way?' reflect a thoughtful, analytical mindset typical of Ravenclaw. They also enjoy exploring new media and tech, for example 'Just found out u can have two media players at the same time ….. this changes everything…'. While they use edgy language, the underlying pattern is a quest for knowledge and understanding rather than ambition or loyalty, aligning with Ravenclaw values. Therefore, the best fit is Ravenclaw.

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The user repeatedly calls themselves a "freak", "chud", "depraved horrible man" and even wonders if "happiness comes at a cost because the world’s this way", showing deep self‑deprecation and alienation. This mirrors Radiohead’s “Creep”, whose chorus declares “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo” and the refrain “I don’t belong here.” The tweet “im the most depraved horrible man I know” and “I’m a fucking chud man” directly echo the feeling of being an outsider the song captures. Their frequent existential question about happiness and the line “I’m not financially recovering from November bro” reflect the song’s theme of feeling stuck and undeserving of joy. Overall, the lyrics of “Creep” best fit the user’s self‑critical, angst‑filled online persona.

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