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The user’s constant self‑promotion with stylised hashtags (e.g., '#promotwt #shedtwt #shtwt #edtwt #ventwt #slitwt #hazbintwt') mirrors Krusty the Clown’s endless marketing of his TV show. Their dramatic, over‑the‑top language ('DONT YOU FORGET, YOU ARE MY PET!! I SAY WHEN TO SIT AND STAY...') reflects Krusty’s theatrical clown persona. At the same time the user expresses deep distress and suicidal thoughts ('im trying to distract myself to ignore my thoughts but i lowkey genuinely wanna kill myself so'), which aligns with Krusty’s well‑documented bouts of depression and suicide attempts. The mix of flamboyant self‑promotion and hidden emotional turmoil makes Krusty the Clown the best match.

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Based on the frequent, outward‑seeking posts such as “guys spam me w ngls” and “help”, the user shows extraverted behavior. Their tweets focus on concrete bodily sensations (“my throat hurts”, “im so light headed”, “im trying to keep everything down i don’t wanna puke”), indicating a Sensing preference. The language is highly emotional and value‑driven, e.g., “i hate being sick im gonna fucking cry” and “i lowkey genuinely wanna kill myself”, reflecting a Feeling orientation. The timeline is chaotic, with spontaneous updates about a 40‑hour fast (“40 hour fast… thoughts guys…?”) and impulsive statements (“im so bored”, “im gonna puke oh my god no i dont want to”), suggesting a Perceiving style. Altogether these traits point to an ESFP personality.

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Content creator, gamer & part‑time detective. He/Him. Survived a 40‑hour fast, still streaming. #VoxVibes– @vaampirx

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This cocktail, called "Neon Nightmares", layers a dark black vodka base with a bright yuzu liqueur, echoing the user's blend of grim, glitchy signatures and bursts of neon gaming references like "little nightmares ☹️". A splash of grenadine adds a blood‑red sting that mirrors the recurring cries of nausea and the feeling of being on the edge, as seen in tweets like "im so fucking light headed" and "i hate being sick im gonna fucking cry". The fizzy ginger beer and a dash of absinthe give the drink a volatile, spicy fizz that reflects the user's constant turbulence and the frantic pleas for help, such as "someone help please" and "im holding back from throwing up holy shit". Finally, the drink is served over crushed ice to represent the fragmented, glitch‑like aesthetic in the signature block "﹒ † Vox ୧ ... #promotwt #shedtwt", delivering a chill that matches the user's repeated mentions of feeling cold and needing to "shower".

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The account repeatedly pushes self‑promotion with the tagline "or ⟳ to be moots!!" and links to a personal straw page, showing a clear drive for personal influence and status, which are core Slytherin ambitions (e.g., "or ⟳ to be moots!! … [link to http://izuiidk.straw.page]"). Their language also reveals a controlling attitude, as seen in the tweet "DONT YOU FORGET, YOU ARE MY PET!! I SAY WHEN TO SIT AND STAY, ROLL OVER, OR GO FETCH…", reflecting a desire for power over others. They frequently manipulate followers for attention, asking "guys spam me w ngls" and "pls … [link to https://ngl.link/voxtekk]", demonstrating cunning resourcefulness. Although many posts express vulnerability, the dominant pattern is one of self‑advancement and strategic networking. These traits collectively point toward Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly writes about intense physical pain and suicidal thoughts, for example "my throat hurts im gonna kms" and "im trying to distract myself to ignore my thoughts but i lowkey genuinely wanna kill myself". They also describe feeling nauseated and light‑headed, saying "im so fucking light headed ... i might not be able to shower for a few hours cause of how i feel" and "i feel.. better but, my head feels like its spinning, and my throat hurts just the smallest bit". These raw expressions of bodily distress and mental anguish match the bleak lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" from the song. The refrain "the hurt, the shame, the emptiness" mirrors their constant venting with hashtags like #ventwt and #slitwt. Overall, the song’s stark, confessional tone captures the user’s mix of physical illness, emotional numbness, and self‑harm ideation.

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