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The overall vibe here matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and a little feral but ultimately good-hearted and loyal to his interests and friends. There’s a very Bart-like mix of horny gremlin energy and comedy in posts like “All this just for me to want to smell Tigra’s sweaty pits” and “Just bit someone’s neck and they moaned… #vampiretwt”. The user leans into irreverent, mocking humor and shitposting, such as “Penis Chipotle Butter We getting wild in the new year 🔥” and “They’re putting PRONOUNS and GENDER in this now?? What is he, some kind of He Man?? Woke nonsense”, which feels very Bart-style satire. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly sweet, almost earnest routine of nightly check-ins about comics like “Goodnight all 🌙 I read 10 issues today 🔥🔥”, similar to how Bart quietly cares under the mischief. Their self-described identity as a “Professional yapper” and hyperfixation on niche media (Sentry, Wonder Man, Ultimate Black Panther) fits Bart’s loud, obsessive fandom and tendency to latch onto specific pop culture bits and run with them.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage others, rallying people to watch shows like Wonder Man (“Night night, go watch Wonder Man on Disney+! 🌙”) and asking their timeline to participate in trends and polls (“Guys give oomf movies please!!”, “Guys vote for Clay because I don’t want Goggles to get it”), showing a sustained desire for interaction and attention rather than keeping to themselves. Their interests and commentary suggest Intuition: they speculate about industry patterns and future content (“Its not forever trust there’s a relaunch coming and this is just a misdirection (I’m coping so hard)”, “It’s crazy how we don’t even have a logo or release date for the special coming out this year”), focusing on implications and possibilities more than just the immediate facts. They come across as Feeling-oriented: their posts are heavily emotional and value-laden, from playful self-deprecation and affection (“He’s SO CUTE I WANT TO THROW HIM AGAINST A WALL 🥺”) to concern about how others treat them or friends (“Some of you follow this person, following up shotacon and batcest allegations with ‘I won’t deny it’ is crazy”). Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: their routine is loose and reactive—often commenting on how many comics they ‘happened’ to read that day (“I didn’t read a single comic today….”, “I only read one single comic issue today”)—and joking about being exhausted or distracted by games instead of a strict plan (“I only read one comic issue today and then played 7 and a half hours of Marvel Rivals”). Their emotionally expressive, socially engaged, speculative, and somewhat unstructured style fits ENFP best.

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Actor on too many 11‑hour shoots, reads 100s of comics a year, logs every issue, and still finds time to yell about Marvel, Pokémon, and film.– @Vacuous35

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail runs on chaotic, sleep-deprived set life and comics-fueled adrenaline, so it starts with espresso-infused vodka to capture their on-set exhaustion and late nights, echoing posts like “11 hour shoot days are fucking exhausting 🌙” and “Awful few days on set incoming… I’m not looking forward to that 🌙”. Cherry cola reduction nods to their goofy, slightly feral humor and soda brain-rot, like “I’ve got too much blood in my Diet Coke system”. A splash of blood orange bitters represents the dramatic swings between shitposting and earnest takes, from horny chaos like “All this just for me to want to smell Tigra’s sweaty pits” to serious comics discourse like “It’s crazy how Ultimate Black Panther ended… and I’ve seen no one talk about it”. The foamed vanilla cold brew topper is the soft, comforting layer over the void—sweet, chatty, and nightly routine-coded like all their goodnight + comic count posts, for example “Goodnight!! 🌙 I read four comic issues today!”. Finally, edible silver shimmer captures their dual-gender, bi, sparkly-but-void vibe and their Marvel/nerd obsession, shimmering like a cosmic panel tribute to things like “DOORMAN JUST GOT A SOLO INFINITY COMIC ON MARVEL UNLIMITED” and relentless Wonder Man stanning such as “Guys Wonder Man was actually a lot of fun”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is consistency, loyalty, and a very down‑to‑earth work ethic rather than flashy ambition or cerebral detachment. Nearly every night they log how many comics they read, e.g. “Night night 🌙 I read 4 comic issues today!” and “Goodnight everyone 🌙 I read 10 issues today 🔥🔥”, which shows steady, almost ritualistic dedication to a hobby for its own sake. They also signal loyalty to friends and oomfs, like boosting others with “also follow @UncannySp1der” and engaging in communal games and tags such as “4 characters I like and 6 oomfs to do the same”. Their tone leans playful and kind rather than cutting or status‑oriented, even when they’re joking about being exhausted on long shoots in “11 hour shoot days are fucking exhausting 🌙 I read 3 comic issues today”, which suggests perseverance more than ambition. While they have wit and niche fandom knowledge, their identity online seems rooted in being a reliable, supportive "professional yapper" for their circle, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A well-known song that fits them best is “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus, because it captures being a slightly chaotic, nerdy, pop‑culture-obsessed outsider who’s still having fun with it. Their bio brands them as a “Nerd with crippling ADHD” and a “Professional yapper,” and their timeline is full of hyperfixations on comics and Marvel, like “DOORMAN JUST GOT A SOLO INFINITY COMIC ON MARVEL UNLIMITED FOLLOWING THE RELEASE OF WONDER MAN” and “Guys Wonder Man was actually a lot of fun”, which mirrors the song’s geeky, obsessive energy. The constant self-deprecating but playful tone, such as “I’ve got too much blood in my Diet Coke system” and “Gambit Lord because I’m unemployed”, fits the song’s vibe of feeling like a loser yet leaning into it. Their nightly reading logs like “Goodnight!! 🌙 I read four comic issues today!” make them feel like the comic-nerd protagonist of their own coming-of-age story, just like the narrator of Teenage Dirtbag. Even their horny, gremlin-posting tendencies, such as “All this just for me to want to smell Tigra’s sweaty pits”, match the awkward, yearning, slightly unhinged teenage energy that defines the song.

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