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Lisa Simpson is the most fitting match because she is the intellectual, socially conscious voice of the family, much like Vadim's blend of deep technical insight and moral commentary. Tweets such as "my career is one giant ADHD coping mechanism ... AI research because you're not just allowed to, you have to context switch to new ideas all the time to keep up" reveal a relentless pursuit of knowledge and self‑analysis, echoing Lisa's academic drive. His comment "I am not cheating on the exam, I am doing retrieval augmented generation" shows a clever, rule‑bending approach to learning that Lisa often employs when confronting school constraints. The sarcastic social critique in "the age of llms must feel like a horrible betrayal to the autists who flocked into the tech sector because computers are predictable and logical" mirrors Lisa's habit of questioning societal trends. Finally, his love of music (“lead hip hop engineer”) and frequent cultural references align with Lisa’s passion for saxophone and the arts.

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Vadim’s tweets show a preference for internal, analytical thinking (e.g., "I am not cheating on the exam, I am doing retrieval augmented generation" and "highly restrictive immigration law + poor enforcement = a system that selects for rule breakers"). They focus on abstract, future‑oriented ideas and patterns, such as AI alignment, LLM behavior, and strategic industry critiques (e.g., "the age of llms must feel like a horrible betrayal to the autists who flocked into the tech sector" and "when you talk you think like an autoregressive model, when you write you think like a diffusion model"). Their decision‑making is driven by logical evaluation rather than personal sentiment, evident in comments like "I tend to evaluate software tools by ‘value add / how much of my process it wants to own’" and the sarcastic critique of "growth mindset therapist... ‘skill issue’". They display a structured, planning mindset typical of Judging types, organizing thoughts into frameworks and pipelines (e.g., "If you're using HuggingFace transformers pipelines, you should probably be using speedformers instead"). While they engage publicly (e.g., "my dms are open, your move, VCs"), the overall tone is introspective and strategic, aligning with the INTJ profile.

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AI researcher & software engineer, part‑time rap lyricist. ADHD‑driven, turning bugs into beats. Once sold a monitor as a grinder. London‑based.– @vadimdotme

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The London dry gin grounds the drink in his British base, a nod to his tweet "the Russian in me is having a lot of fun reading the Highway Code". The espresso shot adds the high‑octane focus of his “ADHD coping mechanism”, as he wrote "my career is one giant ADHD coping mechanism … AI research because you’re not just allowed to, you have to context switch to new ideas all the time to keep up". Blue curaçao gives a neon, LLM‑like glow, reflecting his joke "did Google just ship a model with a sense of humour". A dash of chili‑infused honey provides the spicy punch of his rap‑battle vibe, echoing "vibe coding is like electric bicycles — they’re painfully slow for pros, but still accelerate the general population". Angostura bitters symbolize the bits‑vs‑atoms tension, tying to his tweet "1. become great at bits 2. use that go become great at atoms". The lemon twist garnish represents the “cache invalidation” mindset, quoting "what is life if not a cache invalidation problem".

Your Hogwarts House
Vadim’s tweets show a constant pursuit of knowledge and intellectual curiosity, for example, "what is life if not a cache invalidation problem" and "when you talk you think like an autoregressive model when you write you think like a diffusion model". He frequently discusses AI research and technical details, such as "the model that won’t let you look at 15 thousand reasoning tokens you just paid for is bragging about being open source". His humor is also witty and analytical, as seen in "sense of humour is how we quickly gauge intelligence in humans it's cool to be able to apply it to computers". He values learning over conformity, evident in "the smaller the text box the less mental effort it takes to start writing even if you eventually write a book into it twitter is a 'trick your mind into writing' machine". This blend of curiosity, cleverness, and love of learning aligns best with Ravenclaw.

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The user's focus on constantly optimizing and speeding up AI tools, as shown in the tweet 'If you're using HuggingFace transformers pipelines, you should probably be using speedformers instead… ~20x speedup', mirrors the song's mantra of becoming 'harder, better, faster, stronger'. Their self‑description of a career that serves as an ADHD coping mechanism and the need to 'context switch to new ideas all the time to keep up' (tweet: 'my career is one giant ADHD coping mechanism…') reflects the relentless push for improvement described in the lyrics. Their critical view of tech trends, like the complaint 'first they complain about VCs subsidising unsustainable business models then they complain about “enshittification”', aligns with the song's commentary on relentless progress. Together, these tweets capture the spirit of Daft Punk's anthem about relentless enhancement and adaptation.

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