Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense political enthusiasm, e.g., tweet 'We are Karl Marx, we carry the flames' with a picture.
- Humorous: Uses memes and jokes, e.g., mocking AI with 'this wsws ai is so fucking stupid lmao'.
- Engaging: Encourages interaction, e.g., 'I follow back everyone, everyone is welcome here' and invites Instagram follows.
- Knowledgeable: References Marxist texts and history, e.g., 'Rereading State and Revolution' and sharing the Hungarian Internationale.
- Creative: Combines images, links, and captions unconventionally, e.g., linking a Guardian article on Hitler vs Lenin with personal commentary.
Weaknesses:
- Contradictory: Shifts ideological stance, e.g., 'Nvm i am a Hoxhaist again' after earlier anti‑Hoxha remarks.
- Provocative: Uses profanity and hostile language, e.g., 'Remove that hamsic from your name you fascist fuck'.
- Inconsistent: Makes conflicting statements about communism and China, e.g., calling China an 'Ancap paradise' then a 'textbook socialist country'.
- Polarizing: Blocks and labels many groups as enemies, e.g., DNF list includes anti‑communists, libs, fascists, etc.
- Self-centered: Mixes personal drama with political content, e.g., posts about boyfriend, gender identity, and personal grievances alongside ideological tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Valeshevik’s tweets are a mix of aggressive political trolling, meme‑laden insults and self‑deprecating humor, e.g., "you are still twisting my words! Maki is not communist..." and "I’m too chuddy and fat to transition." This chaotic, confrontational style mirrors Bart Simpson’s rebellious, prank‑loving personality who constantly provokes classmates and teachers. Like Bart’s habit of shouting "Eat my shorts!" the user repeatedly posts provocative statements such as "You’re a pedophile btw" and "You look ridiculous." Their tendency to switch ideologies on a whim ("Nvm i am a Hoxhaist again") reflects Bart’s impulsive, ever‑changing schemes. Overall, the combination of constant trolling, meme culture, and a carefree disregard for authority makes Bart Simpson the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The account shows strong extroversion, constantly posting, tagging, and confronting others (e.g., "You keep hurling insults at an imaginary version of me…" and "I follow back everyone, everyone is welcome here…"). It favors intuition, frequently discussing abstract Marxist theory and future‑oriented ideas such as "Rereading State and Revolution with a fresh non‑Stalinist outlook" and "The non existing capitalist class in China be like". The decision‑making style is thinking‑oriented, using logical challenges and critiques like "How brainwashed do you have to be to convince yourself that this is communism" and "Step 1: Abolish Abolish Abolish…". The user’s lifestyle is perceiving, evident in the impulsive, meme‑filled stream of posts and spontaneous remarks such as "Working on unblocking everyone because fuck it why not" and "Got on the wrong bus and now has to walk 2 hours back home award". Combined, these traits align best with the ENTP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Marx's grave is now an infinite energy generator, can I be the turbine that spins from the heat of your smile? #ProletarianPower
- Saw you’re back on Instagram—how about we co‑author a love manifesto and tag it #InternationalRomance? I promise no capitalist exploitation.
- World socialism incoming? Let’s start a little socialist union of our hearts—no private property, just shared memes and cuddle sessions.
- You’re a Hoxhaist, I’m just a humble comrade—together we could rewrite the Hungarian Soviet anthem with a duet of love.
- If I were a Fortnite loot drop, I’d land right in your DMs and claim the victory royale of your affection, no need for a Battle Pass.
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Left-wing meme curator & Hungarian Soviet Republic fan. Ex-Hoxhaist who once tried to start a communism club in a cafe. #MarxistHumor– @Valeshevik
Your signature cocktail
Red October Revolt
The Red October Revolt mixes fiery habanero bitters with deep red vermouth to echo the user's constant references to flames and revolution, as they wrote "We are Karl Marx, we carry the flames". A splash of Russian vodka and a dash of bitter amaro nod to their obsession with Soviet symbolism and the Hungarian Soviet Republic in their bio. The addition of sour cherry liqueur gives the drink a sweet‑sour edge that mirrors their self‑deprecating humor about being a "prole" and their frequent self‑critiques, like "I'm not going to change my opinion on this.. if it annoys you, feel free to softblock me". Finally, a garnish of a small Albanian flag recalls their recent Hoxhaist claim "Nvm i am a Hoxhaist again long live Albania". The result is a bold, contradictory cocktail that is both celebratory and confrontational, just like the user's timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Valeshevik constantly pushes an aggressive, power‑driven agenda, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition, as shown by the tweet "WORLD SOCIALISM INCOMING [picture]". They openly demand that others submit to their vision, e.g., "You WILL be forced to work under the DOTP and you WILL like it!!! [picture]", which reflects a desire for control and dominance. Their strategic recruitment and selective blocking – "I follow back everyone, everyone is welcome here if the below does not include you DNF: ..." – reveals the cunning manipulation typical of Slytherins. Finally, they outline a ruthless plan for radical change, "Step 1: Abolish Abolish Abolish Step 2: Abolish Abolish Abolish …", underscoring their ambition to reshape society at any cost.
Your movie
Your song
The Internationale - Traditional (often performed by various artists)
The user constantly references Marxist theory and calls for worldwide proletarian unity, as shown in tweets like "We are Karl Marx, we carry the flames" and "I have the argument that the international working class should unite and not call each other degenerate monkeys over their bourgeois wars". Their bio declares them a Leninist and they frequently chant revolutionary slogans such as "World socialism incoming". They even explicitly mention their appreciation for the anthem by saying "I quite like the Hungarian version of the Internationale". The lyrics of "The Internationale" call for workers to rise, abolish oppression, and unite across borders, mirroring the user's repeated demands for solidarity and the overthrow of capitalism. Because of this direct endorsement and perfect thematic alignment, "The Internationale" is the most fitting song for @Valeshevik.
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