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The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly independent, driven, and academically oriented but also very emotional and self-aware. She shows strong ambition and pride in her achievements, like juggling multiple jobs and studies, seen in tweets such as “3 trabajos, bitches, tengo 3 TRABAJOS. Fuck yeah” and “Estoy en otro país, trabajando, adaptándome, sobreviviendo. Mis profesores: de quién es este sustitutorio, delegada?”, which mirrors Lisa’s overachiever side. Her reflections on independence and not wanting to be reduced to someone’s wife, like “Amo mucho mi carrera como para venirme a ser la esposa de alguien ✋😪” and “Siempre he sido muy independiente…”, match Lisa’s feminist, future-focused mindset. She also shows emotional resilience and complex family dynamics, similar to Lisa’s relationship with her parents, as in “la gente piensa que es fácil hacerme llorar?... ya no me haya dicho mi mamá. I mean, I’m trained af”. At the same time, her humor, self-deprecation, and chaotic social life (e.g., “Chismeando de mis chisme favorito: mi propia vida” and “Sacándole el jugo al pretty privilege…”) give her that Lisa-core mix of being both serious and playfully dramatic.

Your MBTI personality Type
She reads as an Extrovert (E): she thrives on social energy, multiple jobs, and constant interaction, bragging a bit but playfully about being host in a disco “por bonita” and juggling several roles, e.g. “3 trabajos, bitches, tengo 3 TRABAJOS. Fuck yeah” and “Amigos, conseguí chamba de host en una disco, por bonita. Ama me persigue”. She leans Intuitive (N): she often abstracts from concrete events into broader reflections about independence, gender roles, and purpose, like “Ocultar mis logros para que mis hermanos no se sientan mal, tendrá que ver con el hecho de que soy mujer? 🤨” and “Y si el propósito fueron los amigos que hice en la cola de la embajada?”. Her values-first, empathy-heavy tone is clearly Feeling (F): she frames issues in terms of emotional impact and fairness, e.g. calling out dishonest classmates in “Solo imagínate: pedir un trabajo a otra persona con engaños…” and talking about emotional resilience from her mom’s treatment in “no hay cosa mala… que ya no me haya dicho mi mamá. I mean, I’m trained af🤷🏻♀️”. She seems Judging (J) in how structured and goal-driven she is – organizing multiple jobs, a J1 program, and studies, proud that “Conseguí 4 trabajos a los 3 días de llegar,en un lugar donde NADIE consigue trabajo” and using running as a coping routine in “Mi Vida se cae a pedazos, yo: hora de ir a correr”. Overall, an ENFJ fit matches her mix of outgoing charisma, people-orientation, moral commentary, and structured hustle, plus her self-concept as someone who leads her own life: “Siempre he sido muy independiente… cargando con la responsabilidad de llevar las riendas”.

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Peruvian law student on Work & Travel, juggling 3 jobs, pretty privilege & mommy issues. Once got extra McDonald’s just for doing mental math.– @valita_peru

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a pisco base for her Peruvian roots and unapologetic independence, like when she says she loves her career too much to just be someone’s wife: “Amo mucho mi carrera como para venirme a ser la esposa de alguien ✋😪”. A splash of tequila nods to the Mexican warmth and chaos she embraced at her second job: “Ustedes no se imaginen las señoras y señores mexicanos tan dulces… Arriba México, cabrenes💗”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a bright but slightly bitter edge, echoing her mix of sweetness and brutal honesty about men and responsibility: “La mayoría de los hombres tienen esta costumbre de hacer algo totalmente malo…” and “Siempre he sido muy independiente…”. Elderflower liqueur represents the soft, romantic side that gets flowers and BMW pick-ups yet still jokes about not getting married: “Life is good cuando me llenan de Flores” and “Casarme? Tengo 22, o sea 17😭”. A kick of spicy ginger syrup captures the hustle and resilient attitude of the girl with 3+ jobs and 36‑hour shifts: “3 trabajos, bitches, tengo 3 TRABAJOS. Fuck yeah” and “Acabo de hacer un shift de 36 horas con 1 de sueño”. Finally, sparkling water with edible flowers reflects the surreal, pretty-privilege fantasy vibe of her WAT in Lake Tahoe: “El Wat es algo curioso, es como jugar a ser un adulto totalmente independiente por tres meses. Vives una fanstasia…” and “Sacándole el jugo al pretty privilege”.

Your Hogwarts House
They are extremely ambitious, proud of outworking everyone, and very strategic about turning every situation to their advantage. For example, they flex about securing multiple jobs in a hyper-competitive context: “El que busca, encuentra. (Conseguí 4 trabajos a los 3 días de llegar,en un lugar donde NADIE consigue trabajo) cierren telones” and later: “3 trabajos, bitches, tengo 3 TRABAJOS. Fuck yeah”. They openly acknowledge and weaponize their looks and social skills for opportunities, like getting hired "por bonita" as a club host: “Amigos, conseguí chamba de host en una disco, por bonita. Ama me persigue” and enjoying perks from "pretty privilege": “Sacándole el jugo al pretty privilege, recibiendo doble porción de todo en McDonald’s, gracias gringo 🙏”. There’s also a strong thread of self-preservation and boundary-setting, like wanting distance from her mother for her own well-being: “Honestamente es tan pero tan aliviánate estar lejos de mi mamá 🙏 (si dios quiere, llego y me mudo fr)” and refusing to sacrifice her career to become "the wife of someone": “Amo mucho mi carrera como para venirme a ser la esposa de alguien ✋😪”. While there are hardworking Hufflepuff and witty Ravenclaw traits, the dominant combination of ambition, calculated use of advantages, resilience, and a clear drive to climb further aligns her most strongly with Slytherin.

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Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits them because they’re constantly leveling up through experiences, relationships, and work, using everything as lore and growth — for example they say this work and travel "me ha sumado + 1 000 000 de Lore" “Este work and travel me ha sumado + 1 000 000 de Lore csmr”. The song’s independence and self-focus match lines like “Amo mucho mi carrera como para venirme a ser la esposa de alguien ✋😪” and “Creo que no me caso”. They openly dissect their own life as drama and gossip, just like Ariana turning heartbreak into an era: “Chismeando de mis chisme favorito: mi propia vida”. The song’s theme of gratitude toward past relationships and moving forward also resonates with their mix of hurt and humor about men, like “no señor, me sacaron 1 L de plasma y me mintió un varón 🙏” and their decision to stay focused on themselves while still being playful and romantic. Overall, thank u, next captures their confident, self-aware, glow-up energy — learning from chaos, laughing at it, and then using it as fuel for the next chapter.

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