Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Frequently uses edgy, absurd jokes like the running “Sexo no…” bits (“Sexo no consultório do dentista extraindo seu siso”, “Sexo no verdurao municipal”).
- Self-awareness: Shows awareness of their own flaws and image, e.g. “eu amo ser reconhecido pelo meu esforço em ser ruim S2” and joking about being “o diabo” (“Eu sou o diabo e vc me deve sua alma”).
- Creative sarcasm: Uses inventive, sarcastic comparisons like “porra o holocausto foi ruinzao tbm” and “Qualquer resposta diferente de afogado é mentira”.
- Expressive honesty: Openly expresses frustration and physical discomfort, e.g. intense diarrhea posts like “meudeus eu vou desmaiar cagando n é possivel” and “ESSA DESGRAÇA DE CAGANEIRA N PASSA Q ODIO”.
- Playful exaggeration: Frequently dramatizes situations for comedic effect, such as “tomara que hj as 8 eu sofra um acidente fatal” or “meudeus que mulher bonita vou me matar na frente dela”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Often directs insults and aggression toward others, e.g. “Seu unico talento é ser uma puta do caralho” and “Vao se foder bando de vagabundo”.
- Shock reliance: Leans heavily on shock value and taboo scenarios (e.g. sex jokes about clinics and religious places: “Sexo no banheiro da clinica de crianças com câncer”, “Sexo na mesquita ortodoxa”).
- Self-destructive talk: Uses extreme self-harm imagery as humor, like “tomara que hj as 8 eu sofra um acidente fatal” and threatening to “me matar na frente dela” (“meudeus que mulher bonita vou me matar na frente dela”).
- Insensitive comparisons: Makes light of serious topics, such as the Holocaust (“porra o holocausto foi ruinzao tbm”) and genocide energy (“energia positiva de um genocidio”).
- Crude expression: Communication is often very vulgar, filled with swearing and body-function details, like the long diarrhea/vomiting thread (“meudeus eu nunca chegie tao perto da morte por caganeira”) and “palmas rpa quem n consegue levantar de tanto q se caga e vomita”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user’s profile and timeline match Bart Simpson most closely: irreverent, chaotic, and constantly pushing boundaries with dark humor and over-the-top reactions. Their flair for crude jokes and taboo scenarios – like the running gag of “Sexo no …” in tweets such as “Sexo no banheiro da clinica de crianças com câncer” and “Sexo no verdurao municipal” – mirrors Bart’s love of pranks that go too far. The user also leans into theatrical self‑pity and exaggerated suffering, as in “meudeus eu nunca chegie tao perto da morte por caganeira” and “tomara que hj as 8 eu sofra um acidente fatal”, which fits Bart’s dramatic, attention‑grabbing attitude. Their aggressive, mocking tone toward others – for instance “Seu unico talento é ser uma puta do caralho” and “Vao se foder bando de vagabundo” – recalls Bart’s rebellious, confrontational streak. Even the bio “𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓸 𝓮 𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓸” reinforces a bratty, grudge‑holding persona similar to Bart’s long list of feuds and schemes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as more Extroverted (E) than introverted: most tweets are loud, performative reactions meant to entertain an audience, like “Sexo no banheiro da clinica de crianças com câncer” and “Personagens que eu rebentava escondido: Godofredo do castelo ratimbum”, which are clearly crafted for shock and laughs rather than private reflection. Their humor and thinking style lean strongly Intuitive (N), favoring absurd, conceptual or hyperbolic takes over concrete detail, such as “americanos explicando QUALQUER COISA: 'imagine um macdonalds'” and the surreal line “a novinha vem sentando e roçando a buceta no bico da glock SIM, parem de ir contra os ensinamentos antigos.”. They seem clearly Thinking (T) over Feeling: their style is blunt, cutting and often confrontational, e.g. “Seu unico talento é ser uma puta do caralho” and “Vao se foder bando de vagabundo”, showing low concern for harmony and high tolerance for offensive jokes. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and in-the-moment—swinging from diarrhea live-reporting like “meudeus eu vou desmaiar cagando n é possivel” to random threats like “amanha irei me urinar na fila do caixa rapido isso é uma ameaça”—with no sign of long-term planning or structured goals. Taken together, the provocative humor, love of absurdity, argumentative tone, and spontaneous posting style best fit ENTP: the irreverent, chaotic debater archetype who lives in ideas, jokes, and boundary-pushing scenarios.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the body can build a whole human in 9 months but your ankle never healed in 4 years — if you let me take you out, I promise the only thing giving out will be your patience for my terrible jokes, not your ligaments.
- You, vomiting and almost passing out from diarrhea, still live-tweeting "mdur3us eu vou morrer"… I need that level of commitment in my life. Come suffer a Monster rio sabor maracujá comigo e a gente vê quem desmaia primeiro.
- As a fellow believer that Shrek is the ultimate movie about prejudice and that THOR decides who’s right, I think the gods already shipped us — it’s basically Hotel Transilvânia but we skip the drama and go straight to the happy ending.
- You bullied the whole world (goalkeepers, caminhoneiros, americanos explicando com McDonald’s) and still managed to be ‘just a little girl’ in one tweet — I’m not saying I’m into vindicativo e rancoroso, but I’d definitely let you ruin my life a little.
- If you can catch tilápia with farinha, survive cursed triangles mágicos, and still laugh about ‘sexo no banheiro da clinica de crianças com câncer’, I’m convinced: you’re chaotic enough for me. Let’s start simple — coffee, no Glock, no maldição, just us.
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Chernobyl exile with strong opinions, weak ankles & a talent for bad ideas. Once tasted 15W40 by accident and still showed up to work on time.– @vamp_bhx
Your signature cocktail
Vingativo High Voltage ☣
This cocktail runs on spite and meme-fueled adrenaline, just like when they declare “eu amo ser reconhecido pelo meu esforço em ser ruim S2”. The cachaça with burnt orange peel is strong and a little scorched, echoing rants like “meudeus eu nunca chegie tao perto da morte por caganeira” and that eternally injured ankle in “MEU TORNOZELO NUNCA MAIS VAI SER O MESMO”. The black energy drink channels their chaotic late-night timeline and Monster opinions from “primeiro q o Monster rio devia ter sabor de maracuja”. Lime juice keeps it sharp and acidic, perfect for someone who says things like “Seu unico talento é ser uma puta do caralho” and still sounds kind of funny. A dash of smoked chili bitters and an activated charcoal rim give it that apocalyptic Chernobyl-zone vibe from their location and the occult drama in “Eu sou o diabo e vc me deve sua alma”. It’s bitter, dark, and weirdly energizing—a drink for someone who would absolutely toast to “tomara que hj as 8 eu sofra um acidente fatal” and then live-tweet it.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user’s tone and self‑presentation strongly align with Slytherin’s vengeful, sharp-edged nature; their bio literally reads “𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓸 𝓮 𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓸” (vindictive and rancorous), which is classic Slytherin energy. They repeatedly show a willingness to strike first and hit hard verbally, e.g. “Seu unico talento é ser uma puta do caralho” and “jesus cristo, eu prefiro dar um beijo grego numa onça do que ver esse rosto novamente”, emphasizing a ruthless, cutting style rather than Hufflepuff-style kindness. There is also a persistent dark humor and comfort with taboo or shocking scenarios, like the series of "Sexo no…" tweets such as “Sexo no banheiro da clinica de crianças com câncer” and “Sexo na mesquita ortodoxa”, showing a disregard for social norms that fits Slytherin’s boundary-pushing nature. Their self-preservation and fatalistic dramatization under stress (e.g. “meudeus eu nunca chegie tao perto da morte por caganeira” and “tomara que hj as 8 eu sofra um acidente fatal”) come across less as noble bravery and more as dark, theatrical cynicism. Finally, the mocking, strategic disdain for others’ behavior and systems, like “Aí pq n sei oq só lavo meu carro com v floc, floc floc vai toma no cu fodasse lava essa merda com ypê neutro”, shows a cynical, anti-naïve mindset typical of Slytherins who pride themselves on seeing through pretenses.
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Bad Habit - Steve Lacy
The best fit is Bad Habit by Steve Lacy, because it captures a mix of sarcasm, self‑sabotage, and chaotic emotional energy that shows up constantly in their timeline. They oscillate between dark humor and genuine exhaustion, like when they say “tomara que hj as 8 eu sofra um acidente fatal” and complain about being unrecognized despite effort in “o cara se esforça igual uma cadela e n tem reconhecimento nenhum”. That same restless frustration and irony echoes the song’s vibe of wanting more from life but tripping over your own habits. Their bio, “𝓥𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓸 𝓮 𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓸,” plus tweets like “eu amo ser reconhecido pelo meu esforço em ser ruim S2”, show a self-aware, slightly toxic edge that matches the song’s confessional, messy tone. Even their over-the-top bodily-meltdown posts such as “meudeus eu nunca chegie tao perto da morte por caganeira” feel like someone constantly narrating their own downfall with a soundtrack playing in the background, exactly the energy of Bad Habit.
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