Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic sensibility: As a Libra, they appreciate “aesthetic sense” and enjoy baking “earl grey lavender cake”.
- Community focused: They actively check in on their followers, asking “i miss my oomfs where are you” when the timeline is quiet.
- Theatrical background: They have a history in drama club, performing as an eel in The Little Mermaid and miss the rush of “theater group”.
- Thrifty shopper: They enjoy finding unique pieces at secondhand stores, recently sharing a “Thrift haul” and visiting a “goodwill”.
- Openly communicative: They maintain a “strawpage pinned post” to encourage questions and feedback from their mutuals.
Weaknesses:
- Disorganized sleep schedule: They frequently report poor rest, such as “only sleep like 2 hrs” or sleeping for “13 hours” and still being drowsy.
- Oversharing tendency: They admit to using their main account as a “less tmi version of what a priv would be” for personal medical and physical details.
- Poor financial management: They often lament their financial state, exclaiming “WHY MUST I BE POOR” and wishing for a “free bag of chips”.
- Excessive indecisiveness: In line with their zodiac sign, they struggle with choices, like being unable to “decide what kind of incense” to light.
- Physical clumsiness: They often suffer from unexplained physical ailments, noting “so many mystery bruises” and various aches.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Valentine shares Lisa’s deep passion for the arts and intellectual pursuits, frequently reminiscing about being in “drama club” and expressing a “yearn for the rush of being in an underfunded theater group.” Like Lisa, they possess a strong moral compass regarding character integrity, becoming frustrated when a fanfic “completely removes viktors disability”. They also reflect Lisa’s sophisticated, slightly eccentric tastes, such as an appreciation for “earl grey lavender cake” and choosing between specific “frankincense/myrrh resin” or copal. Both are sensitive, artistic souls who often feel a bit out of place, yet remain fiercely dedicated to their specific interests and aesthetics.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Valentine exhibits Introversion (I) through their self-described solitary activities like “meowing to entertain myself” while home alone and missing their online friends because their “tl is too quiet.” Their Intuition (N) is evident in their fixation on fictional headcanons and spiritual sensitivity, such as discussing “the white lady” ghost in their hallway or “yearning” for aesthetic experiences. They lead with Feeling (F), often expressing strong emotional reactions like “im gonna cry???” or using vivid, visceral language to describe their passions for characters. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is shown through their self-confessed “indecisive” nature as a Libra and a spontaneous, somewhat disorganized daily life where they “forget it was an option” and deal with “mystery bruises.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Sims? Because I’m willing to sit here and ignore everything else in the world until you finally open up to me.
- I might not be a 'commune Viktor,' but I promise I’m just as seductive and I'll even let you keep your shoes on... unless you don't want to.
- Is your name Viktor? Because even if it takes ages for me to grow on you, I’m willing to wait as long as it took for that mage beard to come in.
- I heard you’re a Libra who loves aesthetic pleasures—luckily for you, I’m great at making decisions, starting with the one where I take you out for macarons.
- I’m no 'white lady' in the hallway, but I’d love to be the next spooky thing that keeps you up at night—ideally while we’re both wearing batwing hoodies.
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Your new Twitter bio
They/He | 21 | Libra. Former theatre kid with a passion for baking, arcane theories, and thrifted gothic fashion. Once an eel in The Little Mermaid; still spooky.– @vamp_valentines
Your signature cocktail
The Arcane Seducteur
This experimental, 'spooky-comfy' drink captures V’s obsession with Arcane and their self-described 'vampire' aesthetic. The Fireball represents the temptation they feel when “Fireball in the fridge is tempting me like the devil”, while the pomegranate base nods to their snack of choice: “Mmm pommy granate”. The sophisticated lavender-infused syrup recalls the “earl grey lavender cake” they've baked, balancing their chaotic energy with Libra-inspired 'aesthetic sense.' Finally, the silver glitter and sharp garnish pay homage to their favorite 'fictional man' and their shared “little pointy / snaggle tooth”, creating a look that is—in their words—“cuntiest bitch in this goodwill” levels of stylish.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Valentine embodies the Hufflepuff spirit through their deep appreciation for comfort, fairness, and simple pleasures. They explicitly identify with their Libra sign, noting that they are “supposed to be the peacekeepers or like fairness really”, which aligns perfectly with the house’s core value of justice. Their loyalty to their community is evident in their frequent check-ins with friends, such as when they tweet, “i miss my oomfs where are you my tl is too quiet”. Furthermore, their gentle and nostalgic nature is highlighted by their love for sentimental items, like the “little plushies/puppets” they kept from drama club. Valentine's focus on cozy aesthetics and their “easy way to be comfy” demonstrates a classic Hufflepuff preference for a warm, grounded lifestyle.
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Your song
Valentine, Texas - Mitski
The song's blend of eerie vulnerability and longing perfectly captures Valentine’s online persona, which oscillates between spooky aesthetics and intense yearning for fictional characters. Their obsession with Arcane's Viktor and Jayce is a central theme, exemplified when they post, “Waiterrr more viktor fingering jayce pls” or admit “Commune viktor was so seductive i wouldve cracked like an egg”. The track's moody atmosphere aligns with their self-described “vaugely spooky” style and their mention of a “long fancy nightgown” that makes them feel like a “hot vampire.” Ultimately, the song mirrors their Libra nature of seeking “pleasures and aesthetic sense” while dealing with a chaotic, “spiritually sensitive” daily life.
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