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Your Simpsons character
They read as a sharp, media‑literate nerd with strong political opinions and niche obsessions, which aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about politics and social issues, calling out sinophobia in media (“sinophobia is genuinely so insidious i didnt even realize thats why that critique kept coming up abt mhy games...”) and criticizing shallow discourse about neurodivergence (“the internet conversation being dominated by people who were able to mask and not be noticed enough to be diagnosed is a travesty honestly”). Their mix of passionate fandom analysis and moral concern—like defending complex villains and writing quality in games (“ok maybe im glad we dont have a villain like yotsuyu in genshin if people cant even handle dottore having Reasons for what he does”, “the fact ppl were so passionate about hating him is testament to how well he was written”)—mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze her media and care deeply about ethics. Their frustration with capitalism and corporate behavior in games (“no shit theyre money hungry its a gacha game. come on..... every free to play game is money hungry”) also echoes Lisa’s anti-corporate streak. Finally, they balance being principled and genuinely earnest with being occasionally feral and meme-y (“i thibk if someone said that to me i would start biting people.”), which fits Lisa’s mix of idealism, intensity, and dorky passion more than any other main Simpson.

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They read as more Introverted (I) than extroverted: their social life is mostly framed through media and online discourse rather than in‑person events, and they mention living with parents and constraints rather than a busy social scene, e.g. “mfw i live with my chud catholic parents and cant order this kind of shit 😔”, which suggests a more inward, home‑bound focus. Their constant jumping between games, lore, politics, and meta‑discussion about fandom shows strong Intuition (N)—they're usually reacting to implications and patterns rather than concrete details, such as criticizing structural issues and biases: “sinophobia is genuinely so insidious i didnt even realize thats why that critique kept coming up abt mhy games...”. The tone is very Thinking (T)-leaning: they argue from principle, call out inconsistencies, and can be blunt or cutting, e.g. “no shit theyre money hungry its a gacha game. come on..... every free to play game is money hungry” and “you realize the guy who killed him was even further right wing right”. Their timeline feels highly Perceiving (P): impulsive, responding to whatever crosses their feed, owning missed schedules like “no i cant i missed 3 weeks again the holidays kicked my energys ass 😭 im down to the wire again” and reveling in speculation and new drops: “PLEASE GOD DO SOME ARG BULLDHIT AGAIN YESSSSS”. The blend of analytical media criticism, meta‑commentary, and playful but detached tone across topics like gacha design, political nuance, and character writing—e.g. “the fact ppl were so passionate about hating him is testament to how well he was written”—fits best with INTP: an inward, idea‑driven, analytical type who enjoys deconstructing systems and narratives while staying flexible and spontaneous rather than structured.

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Ace | early 20s EN/日本語 | talks Hoyoverse, Overwatch & gacha design. Once made a whole OC from Enkanomiya lore by accident and never looked back.– @vampirace

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The Vampire Catboy Hyperfixation Fizz is a chaotic, sparkling high-energy drink, just like Ace live-tweeting Hoyoverse brainrot and Overwatch at 3 AM. The base is red sakura-infused gin, a nod to being a ‘vampire catboy’ and their love of pretty anime boys and girls like when they go feral over Phainon — “PHAINON KIT..... HES SO PRETTTYYYY”. Matcha jasmine tonic represents their ENG/日本語 vibes and their soft but sharp analytical side when they drag bad takes about gacha and politics, like “no shit theyre money hungry its a gacha game. come on..... every free to play game is money hungry”. Pomegranate lychee syrup adds sweetness for their excitable fangirling and yuri hunger — “wheres my yuri.” — while staying a bit exotic and dramatic. A dash of smoked black tea bitters brings in the darker, biting humor of lines like “heavenly principles gotta go what the fuck” and their willingness to call out sinophobia — “sinophobia is genuinely so insidious…”. Finally, edible silver shimmer captures that over-the-top gacha sparkle and ARG excitement, like when they yell “PLEASE GOD DO SOME ARG BULLDHIT AGAIN YESSSSS” and “I H MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING OH MY GOD ITS REALLY HA0PENING”, turning the whole glass into a sparkly, retweet-heavy timeline in drink form.

Your Hogwarts House
Ace shows a strong pattern of outspoken conviction and willingness to confront things head‑on, which is very characteristic of Gryffindor. They’re bluntly political and willing to challenge people’s bad takes, like calling out shallow criticism of gacha games in “no shit theyre money hungry its a gacha game. come on..... every free to play game is money hungry” and pushing back on right‑wing narratives in “you realize the guy who killed him was even further right wing right”. Their moral courage is also visible when they criticize sinophobic discourse around Mihoyo games in “sinophobia is genuinely so insidious i didnt even realize thats why that critique kept coming up abt mhy games...” and when they flatly advocate for broader understandings of grooming in “oh you guys think grooming is just sexual... no wonder theres so many dumbass takes”. They have an impulsive, fiery tone and a taste for dramatic, almost combative phrasing, as in “i think aspec people should be allowed to start killing.” and “we have to kill miliastra bro”, which fits Gryffindor’s bold, confrontational streak more than cerebral Ravenclaw or calculating Slytherin. While they have wit and niche interests, the dominant impression is someone who leads with emotion, bravery, and a readiness to bite back at injustice—classic Gryffindor traits.

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Ace’s timeline reads like someone who fully leans into what they love and doesn’t care if it looks intense, messy, or cringe to others, which fits the defiant, unapologetic energy of Bad Reputation. They’re loudly obsessed with games and media, screaming about characters like Enjou and Phainon—“enjou mentioned im gonna chew on him” and “PHAINON KIT..... HES SO PRETTTYYYY”—in a way that says they’re not toning themselves down for anyone. They openly push back on political and social nonsense, like questioning weak labor actions in “why would a general strike last only one day that doesnt do anything. huh???” and calling out sinophobia in “sinophobia is genuinely so insidious…”. The combination of horny gremlin humor—“hes genuinely my transition goals im gonna chew on him”—and sincere media criticism—“no shit theyre money hungry its a gacha game. come on..... every free to play game is money hungry”—matches the song’s vibe of not softening your edges to be palatable. Their bio warning about being NSFW and retweet-heavy and the line about chud Catholic parents in “mfw i live with my chud catholic parents and cant order this kind of shit 😔” further echo the song’s core of resisting judgment and living loudly on their own terms.

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