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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user exhibits a high level of intellectual obsession and an intense, often painful striving for perfection, particularly regarding their self-image and control. They share Lisa's tendency toward existential melancholy and body-related anxiety, as seen in their desire for a “perfect body” and their frustration over “maintaining on 800 900 calories”. This user also mirrors Lisa’s emotional volatility and internal pressure, expressing a desperate need to be “underweight so bad” while grappling with the shame of “binging and waking up terrified.” Ultimately, their profile reflects the darker, more self-critical side of Lisa’s character, where the pursuit of an ideal leads to deep personal distress.

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Vampire33444 demonstrates Introversion (I) through a focus on internal struggles and solitary hobbies like gaming and “waiting for favoomf to tweet something” rather than social interaction. Their Sensing (S) preference is clear in their preoccupation with concrete physical metrics, such as their “BMI: 19.4” and the excitement over buying a “digital scale” to track physical data. As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are highly emotional and visceral, ranging from “I feel so guilty right now I hate myself” to intense expressions of “love” for the artist Ado. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their impulsive, spontaneous behavior, such as “debating if it's worth it eating an entire jar of Nutella” after an unplanned binge, indicating a lack of rigid structure.

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Digital artist and avid Ado fan. When I'm not chasing S-ranks in games, I'm likely experimenting with cosplay or dreaming of the perfect latte. He/Him.– @Vampire33444

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This cocktail is a sharp, bitter-sweet mix designed for someone who feels “im so freaking hard I hate this” while desperately trying to “have control”. The zero-sugar base reflects the anxiety of asking “is 800 even valid?” and the constant battle against binging on Nutella. The muddled berries represent the frustration of a camera that “doesn't want to focus” on his cuts, while the high-proof absinthe honors his love for Ado and his tendency to “lose my marbles” when weight maintenance hits. It’s a drink for someone “waiting for favoomf to tweet” while spiraling into a dream world.

Your Hogwarts House
Vampire33444 demonstrates the classic Slytherin pursuit of perfection and control, as evidenced by his bio stating “I wanna 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰ʟ I want a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺”. He is highly ambitious and goal-oriented regarding his personal transformation, explicitly setting a target weight to “unpinning at 40kg” and obsessing over the efficiency of his methods. His resourcefulness and desire for the best tools to achieve his ends are clear when he celebrates his independence, tweeting, “I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST OWN DIGITAL SCALE I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY”. This intense focus on self-preservation and the achievement of a specific, idealized self-image through calculated means aligns perfectly with the house of Slytherin.

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The user’s online presence is defined by a deep sense of self-loathing and a desperate yearning for a physical ideal, mirroring the song's themes of insecurity and alienation. Their bio explicitly references the lyrics by stating “I want a perfect body”, while their tweets reflect a constant struggle with body dysmorphia and a desire for control. They frequently express feeling inadequate, such as when they ask, “is 800 even valid? I feel like such a wannarexic”, or when they lament their appearance by saying, “I just wanna be skinny”. This obsession with an unattainable perfection and the pain of feeling like an outsider in their own skin makes the haunting, self-deprecating nature of Creep a perfect fit for their digital footprint.

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