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Your Simpsons character
The user’s rebellious, anti‑establishment tone ("i hate my country") and frequent "hmph." echo Bart’s iconic defiance and sarcasm. Their teenage‑style commentary on niche media ("if i had to guess, eroge mostly appeals to adolescent men…") mirrors Bart’s pop‑culture obsessions and blunt analysis. The willingness to push boundaries with provocative statements ("i will be putting my toes in the mouths of my most loyal oomfs") aligns with Bart’s penchant for shocking pranks. Dark humor and occasional suicidal jokes ("killing myself on christmas eve #true") reflect Bart’s occasional self‑destructive humor seen in episodes where he threatens extreme actions. Their engagement in gaming memes ("everyone get your tf2 stockings!!") and niche fandom references ("i won’t judge, most people never go past neco arc") fit the modern teenage persona that Bart embodies.

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The user frequently seeks interaction, e.g., 'genuine question, would any oomf have an alternator for an european model 2008 ford focus. mine's dying.', showing extraverted energy. Their topics jump between concrete requests and abstract musings like 'if you mean ACTUAL folklore... nothing interesting' and 'if i had to guess, eroge mostly appeals to adolescent men for... obvious reasons', indicating intuitive processing. Emotional language such as 'i hate my country' and 'killing myself on christmas eve #true' points to a feeling preference. The stream of varied, spontaneous posts, especially the repeated self‑promotion 'hello, i have started a strawpage and will be posting replies to your questions and drawings under this tweet.', reflects a perceiving, flexible style. Overall this pattern aligns with an ENFP type.

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Cosplay enthusiast & fan artist. Runs a Q&A strawpage for anime & game fans. Tokyo-based creator, once painted toenails for a cosplay. 🌙– @vampirefucker00

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The dark base of black vodka mirrors the user’s self‑described "i am an ancient ghoul." and the bleak sentiment in "i hate my country." A splash of yuzu liqueur nods to the love of Japanese culture and the tweet "i wanna import more things from japan." Blood orange juice adds a vivid, bloody hue that recalls the provocative line "i will be putting my toes in the mouths of my most loyal oomfs. so far, nobody." Activated charcoal gives the drink an opaque midnight look, echoing the "Type Moon" reference and the repeated promo "hello, i have started a strawpage and will be posting replies to your questions and drawings under this tweet." Finally, edible silver glitter resembles moonlight, tying together the whimsical anime fandom vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently displays ambition and a desire for personal gain, as seen in the tweet asking for "yes... can i have one million dollars and a pair of air jordan 4's". They also show a willingness to manipulate or provoke others for attention, exemplified by "if any of you catch me doing interaction bait again you better hope i get smitten on the spot". Their repeated self‑promotion of a strawpage and provocative language such as "i will be putting my toes in the mouths of my most loyal oomfs" reflect a cunning, self‑serving mindset typical of Slytherin. Additionally, the user expresses a rebellious attitude toward authority, saying "i hate my country" and showing little regard for conventional norms. These traits align best with Slytherin values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to bend rules.

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The user’s self‑identification as an “ancient ghoul” ("i am an ancient ghoul.") and their vampire‑themed handle point directly at a gothic, undead aesthetic, which is the core of Bauhaus’s classic track “Bela Lugosi’s Dead.” The song’s bleak, nocturnal atmosphere mirrors their repeated expressions of despair, such as "killing myself on christmas eve #true" and "i hate my country." Its haunting, repetitive bass line echoes the user’s obsessive promotion of a personal strawpage, much like the song’s hypnotic refrain. Moreover, the lyrics’ focus on a legendary vampire figure aligns with their Tsukihime fandom and the Arcueid Brunestud persona they adopt in their profile. Together, these elements make “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” a fitting anthem for their online persona.

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