Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Interrogative: Seeks practical advice like eyeliner tips via “ok let’s all be serious here for a second. i need advice...”
- Devoted: Shows sustained passion for Arcane characters across numerous posts such as “ngl i wish mel was pregnant in season two...”
- Protective: Defends marginalized portrayals, e.g., calling out ableism in “i can’t believe i have to say this but making a disabled character asexual...”
- Supportive: Amplifies friends’ needs, urging kindness in “can everyone please send @snoozeeroo_ some love?...”
- Humorous: Blends sardonic wit and fandom references such as “the golgi apparatus has a trans face...”
Weaknesses:
- Abrasive: Threatens harshness toward dissenters in “im this 🤏 close to being incredibly mean...”
- Judgmental: Publicly scolds fandoms, e.g., “being a caitlyn fan while calling viktor a eugenicist...”
- Impulsive: Mentions risky ideas like “found food that definitely had botulism and i lowkey debated...”
- Confrontational: Advocates extreme reactions such as “every person who pretends their dog is a service dog... should be publicly executed”
- Fixated: Heavy single-fandom focus limits breadth, illustrated by repeated Arcane-centric posts like “meljayvik as pinnipeds...”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa’s blend of intellect, social conscience, and niche fandoms mirrors Julian’s earnest Arcane meta and moral takes, like calling out fandom misogyny in “this is gonna get me shot BUT, maddie experiences much worse fandom misogyny in comparison to caitlyn 🤷”. Their cerebral passion for queer-coded character analysis is pure Lisa energy, shown when they defend disabled Jayvik headcanons in “I LOVE AMPUTEE JAYCE I LOVE WHEELCHAIR VIKTOR I LOVE DISABLED JAYVIK”. The emotional candor and quirky self-awareness—e.g., “damn i just learned i have a dismissive attachment style and now a lot of things make sense”—echo Lisa’s introspective diary moments. Even their passionate pleas for authentic representation in “we need more mainstream queer content written by queer people” feel like Lisa’s righteous crusades. Finally, their artsy, detail-obsessed vibe—debating Viktor wedding dresses in “this is the viktor wedding dress #ToMe”—aligns with Lisa’s artistic flair and unwavering opinions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show Extraversion through constant engagement with fandom discourse and humorous oversharing, e.g., “having oomfs is crazy cause what do you mean some guy on here has seen what came out of my nose after surgery”. Their posts emphasize speculative themes, hypotheticals, and metaphor-rich takes, favoring Intuition, exemplified by “meljay as pinnipeds… jayce walrus mel sea lion and viktor seal…”. They prioritize values and empathy over cold logic—an F trait—seen in emotional defenses like “fujoshis need to feel more shame for how they treat gay men”. Finally, the impulsive tone, shifting interests, and lack of structured plans point to Perceiving, as in “i need advice… how does a person (me) with light eyes wear eyeliner…” and spontaneous AU prompts such as “bear hybrid jayce… kitty hybrid viktor…”.
Some pickup lines for you
- If eight is your Viktor wedding dress, can I be the tailor who gets fitted for forever right beside you?
- Between meljay pinnipeds and kitty hybrid Viktor, I’m just trying to be the mammal you hibernate with this winter.
- You wanting culvers and cheddar bay biscuits has me wondering if I can be the entrée that finally satisfies the craving.
- If Ekko’s your only asexual Arcane option, let me audition as the demisexual DLC—slow burn, high lore, zero infantilization.
- You said southern Jayce calling Viktor “puddin’” would heal you; mind if I whisper it while we queue up the Arcane art book together?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Arcane lore analyst with a soft spot for culvers runs and catcouncil theories; once debated giving myself botulism over leftovers and chose mascara instead.– @vampirelexapro
Your signature cocktail
Meljay Mint Madness
Absinthe mist conjures their Bowie-esque he/him glam while nodding to the gleefully dramatic ranting in “i would say they would be friends but i think theyd be too anxious…”. Hibiscus gin mirrors the florid devotion to Arcane politics from “i need advice… eyeliner…” and “LET MEN BE MASCULINE!!!!!!”, giving a fierce magenta punch. Charred grapefruit bitters capture their spicy hot takes like “every person who pretends their dog is a service dog… should be publicly executed”. Elderflower tonic sweetens the unapologetic softness behind “meljay are so incredible together…”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
“im this 🤏 close to being incredibly mean to those people who cannot cope when artists and writers depict viktor as a gnc trans man” shows an outspoken willingness to challenge others head-on, a classic Gryffindor hallmark of bold confrontation. Their readiness to publicly call out ableist tropes—“i can’t believe i have to say this but making a disabled character asexual is NOT woke at all! its infantilization! which is ableism!”—reflects courage in defending marginalized groups even when unpopular. Equally, the tweet “ngl the people who excuse others for having nazi/racist/generally bigoted phases... why are you so quick to excuse this?” underscores a fearless commitment to moral convictions. Together these quotes illustrate someone who instinctively jumps into the fray to defend what they believe is right, embodying Gryffindor boldness more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Heroes - David Bowie
Heroes captures julian’s glam-infused self-image and devotion to defiant, multifaceted queerness, mirroring their bio of being “he/him but like in a david bowie way.” Their exuberant defense of art deco Zaun aesthetics and complex Arcane ships, such as “melvik 💜💜💜” and “everyone will get more catcouncil pilled in 2026”, aligns with the song’s optimistic resistance. They revel in androgyny and trans narratives—see “viktor in postcanon fanart for some reason: hello my name is viktor and i am still stick thin despite giving birth to four kids”—which echoes Bowie’s own gender-bending ethos. Their fierce support of disabled and trans representation, like “I LOVE AMPUTEE JAYCE I LOVE WHEELCHAIR VIKTOR I LOVE DISABLED JAYVIK”, matches the song’s mantra of heroism through authenticity. Even their sardonic commentary, such as “LET MEN BE MASCULINE!!!!!!”, reflects Bowie’s playful challenge of norms, cementing Heroes as their perfect anthem.
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