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Your Simpsons character
Judas/Alex embodies the passionate, artistic, and socially conscious spirit of Lisa Simpson. Much like Lisa’s dedication to music and theater, the user is deeply involved in performing arts, noting that they “had my first voice lesson tonight” and are frequently in rehearsals for shows like Newsies. They share Lisa's intellectual side and high academic standards, mentioning they “passed all of my mocks despite missing so much content” and expressing a love for The Great Gatsby. Furthermore, their bio's support for Palestine and their frustration with authority figures—like the teacher who “used ai for the questions”—mirrors Lisa’s frequent protests and moral integrity. Ultimately, their blend of being a “theatre 🤤” nerd and a principled outsider makes Lisa the perfect match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Judas leans toward Introversion, often tweeting about solitary hobbies like gaming or reading at home, and explicitly noting, “I feel like if 8 did come out my confidence would skyrocket but I'm also too much of a pussy to come out”. Their Intuition is seen in their deep immersion in musical theatre and fiction, reflecting on how “Gay angsty Hamilton fanfiction is what made me realise I was trans”. They exhibit strong Feeling traits through emotional venting and personal values, such as their attachment to “character themed playlists” and strong stances on social issues like Palestine. Finally, they show a clear Perceiving preference, struggling with organization and deadlines, as seen when they ask followers to “Bully me Into learning my lines 💔” or mention their constantly “fucked” sleep schedule.

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Aspiring musical theatre performer with a Victorian child's immune system. When I’m not learning lines for Heathers, I’m accidentally tasting SPF lip balm.– @VampireP0ison

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures a 'he/they/star' with a flair for the dramatic and a “Victorian child” immune system. The strawberry base honors their belief that “Strawberry milk is the best milk,” while a smokey finish recalls the frustration of when they “reek of smoke” at their mum's boyfriend's place. The champagne topper adds a celebratory touch for someone who “downed 2 glasses” at midnight, and the green garnish is a must because “fingernails green cus SALLY BOWLES.” Served in a glass that looks like it's from a “theatre 🤤” production, it’s a drink as vibrant and slightly chaotic as their 4 AM sleep schedule.

Your Hogwarts House
Judas/Alex embodies the kindness and loyalty of a Hufflepuff, particularly through their deep appreciation for their drama teacher, whom they describe as “genuinely the sweetest person I know”. Despite struggling with a “shitty ass immune system”, they remain dedicated to their community and artistic passions, such as being “soooo exvited” for theatre and showing consistent support for their friends, or “oomfs”. Their sense of fairness is evident in their vocal frustration with authority figures who cut corners, like a teacher who used AI because it is “LITERALLY your job” to do the work. Ultimately, their open-hearted nature and value for interpersonal warmth, like finding a family member's cousin “awesomesauce” for being kind, solidify them as a true Hufflepuff.

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Judas/Alex is an avid theater enthusiast who describes their life through the lens of performance, noting that “there's nothing she can teach me in terms of musical theatre because my tone and pitch and shit are all really good”. This song captures the dramatic flair of a performer who spends their time “going to the theatre ON my birthday” and preparing for shows like Newsies, Heathers, and Cabaret. Their bio and tweets emphasize a flair for the dramatic, from dealing with a “Victorian child” immune system to claiming “newspapers were actually invented for newsies”. The song's high energy and theatrical focus mirror their constant engagement with drama rehearsals and “voice lessons”.

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