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Your Simpsons character
Based on the user's aggressive, rebellious tone and frequent bragging, they most closely resemble Bart Simpson. The tweets such as "I would 100% do that if someone ragebaited me" and "We need to cancel @naobeano because IN FACT i am VERY tuff!! 👿🔪☠️⚰️" show a confrontational, mischievous attitude typical of Bart's schoolyard antics. Their self‑promotion ("877 people and i’m the greatest of them all") and dramatic complaints ("THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!!!!!") echo Bart's tendency to exaggerate and seek attention. Moreover, the frequent use of slang, memes ("Oomf") and a defiant stance about restrictions ("Why tf does my 560€/month dorm not feel the required to provide unrestricted internet access?") mirrors Bart’s habit of flouting authority and using edgy humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows extraverted behavior by frequently addressing others and seeking attention, e.g., 'We need to cancel @naobeano because IN FACT i am VERY tuff!! 👿🔪☠️⚰️' and '877 people and i'm the greatest of them all'. Their language is highly imaginative and metaphorical, as seen in 'If you think about it socks are kinda freaky because they kinda are like condoms for your delicious little feet', indicating an intuitive style. They make decisions based on personal values and strong emotions, illustrated by 'THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!!!!! 💔💔💔' and 'Starting to think some people had too comfy lives to ever understand empathy or suffering', pointing to a feeling preference. Their tweets are spontaneous, unstructured, and often use slang like 'Oomf might just be cringe...' and 'I have no idea where shit went but i feel like it really doesn't matter', reflecting a perceiving lifestyle. Altogether this pattern aligns with an ENFP type.

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Innsbruck student, internet freedom advocate, meme curator, OOMF fan. Once spent 5 hrs on a train only to find the Wi‑Fi was coffee.– @vampiric_cow

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures the dark, edgy vibe of Friday SILVERHAND, blending black vodka for the 'evil bitch' aura and smoky mezcal to echo the "VERY tuff!! 👿🔪☠️⚰️" tweet. The bitter coffee liqueur reflects their frustration with the internet, as in "Why tf does my 560€/month dorm not feel the required to provide unrestricted internet access?" while the chili‑infused simple syrup adds a punch of 'oomf' intensity from lines like "Oomf so needy..." and "I am wagging rn". A splash of grenadine gives a burst of 'blood' reminiscent of the dramatic "THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!!!!! 💔💔💔💔💔💔". Finally, the cinnamon stick garnish represents the wagging tail and the chaotic energy of "THIS IS GETTING INFINITLEY WORSE AFTER LIKE 20 SECONDS".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently displays ambition and a desire for dominance, as seen in tweets like "877 people and i'm the greatest of them all" and "We need to cancel @naobeano because IN FACT i am VERY tuff!! 👿🔪☠️⚰️". Their self‑identification as "evil bitch" and the recurring theme of being the greatest reflect Slytherin's hallmark traits of ambition, cunning, and a willingness to assert power. This aggressive, self‑promoting tone aligns more closely with Slytherin than the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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The bio "evil bitch" and tweets like "HELL YEAH!!!!!!" and "We need to cancel @naobeano because IN FACT i am VERY tuff!! 👿🔪☠️⚰️" show a self‑styled villain vibe that matches the line “I’m the bad guy.” Their frustration with restrictions, for example "Why tf does my 560€/month dorm not feel the required to provide unrestricted internet access?", mirrors the song’s rebellious swagger. The boastful claim "877 people and i’m the greatest of them all" fits the confident, mischievous tone of the track. Additionally, the mix of sarcasm and aggression in tweets like "I hate this fcking website" and "THEY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!!!!!" aligns with the dark, tongue‑in‑cheek attitude of Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy.”

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