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Bart Simpson is the quintessential mischievous, rebellious teen who thrives on chaos and disrespect for authority, just like this user’s frequent anti‑establishment outbursts such as "fuck Britain fuck France and fuck Canada too" and "I’m a colonizer from Britain and the Dec 19th wordle is my favorite wordle." The user’s love of food ("I want flan so bad", "Might eat more pepperoni") mirrors Bart’s constant cravings for pizza and donuts. Their erratic pop‑culture obsessions ("I love newjeans, i hate hybe, love hybe idols") and random meme‑style statements ("The way we are ALL cracking him 😂😂😂") echo Bart’s tendency to spout nonsensical, attention‑seeking lines. Finally, the user’s aggressive trolling and harassment ("Local British ho is currently 5 seconds away from calling me a blackie") fit Bart’s habit of bullying classmates and provoking others for fun.

Your MBTI personality Type
The account shows strong Extraversion, constantly seeking interaction and posting openly, as in the tweet "BTW CHAT DONT DM ME ON TWITTER BECOZ MY DMS ARE BROKEN... MESSAGE ME ON DISCORD PLSSSS". Their focus on big‑picture, abstract ideas such as historical colonization ("Once you research Haiti’s history, you’ll never stop wanting to beat the shit outta France") and imaginative creations ("Should I make a fictkin yandere flag…for fictkins who’s kins are yanderes…") points to an Intuitive (N) preference. Emotional, value‑driven language dominates, evident in statements like "fuck Britain fuck France and fuck Canada too" and "Calling a SWANA woman isra*li ..." indicating a Feeling (F) orientation. The overall posting style is spontaneous and scattered, hopping from "I want flan so bad" to angry rants, reflecting a Perceiving (P) attitude. These traits together align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Anime & fandom fan, indie artist & writer. Got a JongKook keychain at the mall—still hunting merch. Passionate about alt fashion & social justice. 🌈– @VAMPiRIC_DYKE

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This drink, named 'VAMPiRIC's Neon Nightshade', blends black vodka (the vampiric side of the user) with pomegranate juice for a blood‑red splash, echoing the '🩸' in their name. A splash of yuzu liqueur pays homage to their Japanese fandom, as they tweet "Got a JongKook keychain and Hatsune Miku wallet at the mall yesterday!!!!". The spicy chili‑infused syrup captures their fiery political rants like "fuck Britain fuck France and fuck Canada too" and "Once you research Haiti’s history, you’ll never stop wanting to beat the shit out of France". A fizz of ginger beer adds the chaotic energy of their endless meme‑filled streams, reminiscent of "I miss when people could tweet like this without people thinking and asking if you used ChatGPT".

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets reveal a ruthless, self‑serving drive and a willingness to use any means to dominate or intimidate, hallmarks of Slytherin. They openly threaten others ("Mizu, i genuinely want you dead") and brag about beating former colonizers ("Once you research Haiti’s history, you’ll never stop wanting to beat the shit outta France"). They also flaunt a provocative self‑identification ("I am a colonizer from Britain and the Dec 19th wordle is my favorite wordle") and use sensational language to incite controversy ("Report this racist, Anti indigenous, lolicon, colonialist, harasser, rapey (admitted she wants to rape her ex/have her ex raped), porn addict plssss :3"). This combination of ambition, cunning aggression, and disregard for moral constraints aligns best with Slytherin.

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The raw, confrontational energy of Rage Against the Machine's 'Killing in the Name' mirrors VAMPiRIC_DYKE's frequent outbursts against perceived oppressors, such as the tweet 'fuck Britain fuck France and fuck Canada too (canada didnt do shit im js mad they got free healthcare)'. Their self‑described anti‑colonial stance—'I am a colonizer from Britain and the Dec 19th wordle is my favorite wordle'—parodies the very power structures the song attacks. The repeated refrain 'Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me' aligns with their defiant language in posts like 'Calling a SWANA woman isra*li...' and 'I’m a diehard bunny btw.'. The song's critique of institutional authority also resonates with their frustration toward platform moderation, evident in 'I’d love to post selfies here but AI ruined that…sigh.'. Overall, the aggressive protest anthem captures the user's chaotic, rebellious, and anti‑establishment vibe.

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