Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate dedication: Calls himself “THE ONLY ROGUE MAIN EVER” in bio and repeatedly emphasizes being “THE rogue main” and “everyone’s rogue oomf,” showing deep commitment to one hero and game.
- Analytical thinker: Breaks down game design and balance issues, like critiquing lord icons and rank incentives in “this debate is so crazy because the entire premise of having a lord…” and support balance in “they don’t know what they’re doing when it comes to balancing…”.
- Self-aware humor: Frequently jokes at his own expense, e.g. “oh plat how i hate you” and “i hate any rogue player that’s not myself deadass”, showing he can laugh at his frustrations.
- Community oriented: Wants to play and coordinate with others, like asking for oomfs to play in “i wanna play rivals with oomfs” and fantasizing about a full-team comp in “lowkey want x men main oomfs to play…”.
- Constructive critic: Offers concrete suggestions instead of only venting, like explaining how Rogue could be tweaked in “rogue doesnt need a buff but she needs to be tweaked…” and advising Rogue players not to overextend in “if you are constantly losing your team fights as rogue stop overextending…”.
Weaknesses:
- High frustration: Frequently describes playing as “HELL,” “suffering,” or “deranged,” e.g. “solo queuing is hell actually” and “I LOVE SUFFERING IN COMP”, showing difficulty regulating tilt.
- Harsh judgment: Uses strong language about other players, like “some of you are genuinely so unaware… hard for me to feel bad for you when you get farmed” and “i hate any rogue player that’s not myself deadass”.
- Meta pessimism: Often frames the game state as hopeless, e.g. “it genuinely feels like HELL even going into quickplay” and “there is no way for you to actually thrive in this game as a one trick”, which can reinforce negativity.
- Risk-averse visibility: Wants to stream but is held back by fear of low viewership in “i lowkey want to start streaming but im scared no one’s gonna watch”, suggesting hesitation to take public risks.
- Reliance on venting: Many posts are emotional vents about losses, matchmaking, or balance—like the comp loss streak in “fifth match comp loss streak deranged twice oh im in hell”—which may keep focus on problems over solutions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: opinionated, analytical, and deeply passionate about their niche interests. Like Lisa info-dumping about jazz or causes she cares about, they go long on Marvel Rivals balance and Rogue tech, e.g. “rogue being b tier is like lowkey extremely incorrect, a lot of people are giving up on rogue too easily… she has an insanely high skill ceiling but requires effort and patience.” and “netease really need to get back in the stu with these character changes and reworks.”. They show a reflective, almost teacher-ish side when giving advice to other players, such as “it’s never that serious but if you are constantly losing your team fights as rogue stop overextending, it didn’t work the first time why are you doing it again….” and “there is no way for you to actually thrive in this game as a one trick and if you are going to play comp, you should know at least two characters from every class”. At the same time, they’re frustrated by how unseriously others take things, mirroring Lisa’s exasperation with Springfield, as seen in “how do you explain to marvel rivals players that quick play doesn’t translate to lose and do whatever the hell you want”. Their mix of competence, high standards, and periodic burnout, like “i haven’t played rivals in a couple of days why is it lowkey healing”, fits Lisa’s blend of gifted-kid intensity and constant disappointment with the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert (I): their social world is mostly online and game-focused, and they talk about wanting oomfs/teammates rather than broad socializing, e.g. “i wanna play rivals with oomfs” and “i lowkey want to start streaming but im scared no one’s gonna watch”, which shows a desire for connection but also self-consciousness and limited exposure. Their perspective is clearly Intuitive (N): they constantly discuss systems, design intent, and meta rather than just describing matches, as in “this debate is so crazy because the entire premise of having a lord was to learn that character… now it’s an incentive meant to promote longevity in the game to hit champ” and “moot said it before but lowkey they don’t know what they’re doing when it comes to balancing… triple support is ALWAYS going to be an issue.”. They skew Thinking (T) over Feeling: their complaints are framed as analytical critiques of balance and player behavior, e.g. “there is no way for you to actually thrive in this game as a one trick and if you are going to play comp, you should know at least two characters from every class” and “some of these support players have the survival instincts of a paper bag. they don’t ping, they don’t reposition”, using blunt, performance-based judgments. Their tone shows strong preferences and structure, fitting Judging (J): they lay down rules and standards for how people should play, like “how do you explain to marvel rivals players that quick play doesn’t translate to lose and do whatever the hell you want but rather a faster paced setting that has less restrictions than comp” and “if you are constantly losing your team fights as rogue stop overextending, it didn’t work the first time why are you doing it again…”. The combination of system-level analysis, meta focus, strategic thinking, and strong opinions about optimal play aligns best with INTJ—a strategic, theory-oriented type who applies structured judgment to complex games and fandoms, as seen in their repeated deep dives into Rogue’s kit, hero balance, and ranked dynamics.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re THE rogue main ever, but I’m trying to be the support that actually peels for you instead of going on a quickplay smurfing side quest—wanna party up and break both our loss streaks?
- Since you’re in a polycule with opium trade and fat trade, I’m just wondering if there’s an opening for a fourth: emotional support strat main who actually stands on point and shoots down Rocket beacons.
- You hate every rogue player that’s not yourself, but hear me out: queue with me once, I’ll spam heals, swap off meta when you ask, and maybe you’ll finally like one (1) other rogue enjoyer.
- You’re over there debating rogue buffs, complaining about Namor reworks, and reading people for only watching X‑Men ’97—clearly you’ve got the braincell in this lobby. Can I duo with you so my MMR and my taste both go up?
- You said you’re scared to start streaming because no one will watch, but I already main you like you’re my favorite hero—put ‘vampmetery’ live and I promise I’ll be in chat harder than you hardstuck in plat.
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Marvel Rivals enjoyer, Rogue specialist, part-time ranked masochist. Once lost 4 placements in a row and still queued again.– @vampmetery
Your signature cocktail
THE Rogue Main Ever Negroni (Ranked Queue Remix)
This drink hits hard and ranked, built on overproof rye to reflect how he dives into comp and refuses to drop Rogue even in hell lobbies, like when he said “solo queuing is hell actually” and still queued anyway. The bitter orange amaro mirrors his love–hate relationship with Marvel Rivals quick play, as seen in “why was quick match so ass today it felt like we either steamrolled or got shat on”. Herbal liqueur stands in for the layered, slightly arcane brain of a guy who can break down balance, tiers, and reworks while declaring “i am THE rogue main”. A spicy chili kick captures his sharp, occasionally unhinged read on other players—like calling out the player base as “braindead” and supports with “the survival instincts of a paper bag” in this rant. Finally, the charcoal X garnish nods to his X-Men fixation and Rogue worship, from wanting to be “everyone’s rogue oomf” in this tweet to fantasizing about an all-mutant squad in “imagine how gaggy it’d be to have a team of rogue emma wanda storm jean”, making the drink look as dramatic and cracked as his ranked grind.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strong, almost aggressive sense of competitive ambition and identity: they call themself "THE ONLY ROGUE MAIN EVER" in their bio and double down with “i am THE rogue main” and “i need to become everyone’s rogue oomf”, which is very Slytherin-coded self-branding. Their focus on climbing and outperforming others appears repeatedly in ranked/comp complaints like “oh plat how i hate you”, “i wouldn’t say i’m hardstuck plat but i want to so badly rank up and know that i can”, and “can user scorpio venus on hit game marvel rivals make the rogue leaderboard???”. They’re also bluntly critical and willing to call people out when play or design is bad, e.g. “some of these support players have the survival instincts of a paper bag” and “NETEASE really need to get back in the stu with these character changes and reworks”, which reflects Slytherin’s sharp, unsentimental practicality. Despite the salt, they’re very strategic and meta-aware, arguing that “there is no way for you to actually thrive in this game as a one trick and if you are going to play comp, you should know at least two characters from every class”, and dissecting design/balance choices in detail. This mix of ambition, self-mythologizing, competitive drive, and tactical thinking fits Slytherin much more strongly than the other houses, even though there are minor overlaps with Ravenclaw’s analysis and Hufflepuff’s loyalty to Rogue as a character.
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Your song
Dress You Up - Madonna
The best fit for them is “Dress You Up” by Madonna, both for the playful confidence and the very specific Rogue/X‑Men fixation. They literally ask, “who do i need to kidnap to make me a rogue edit to dress you up by madonna”, which shows they already associate that song with their Rogue persona. The track’s flirty, fashion‑forward energy mirrors how they talk about skins and aesthetics in Marvel Rivals, like when they complain that “every single skin of hers has been a failure besides her launch skin and it’s actually sad”. Its upbeat, determined vibe also matches their grindy, slightly dramatic comp mindset, from “oh plat how i hate you” to asserting “i am THE rogue main”. All together, it feels like the soundtrack of someone who wants to be everyone’s stylish, lethal Rogue oomf while suffering and slaying in ranked.
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