Vamptres
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Observant: They notice small, platform-specific slights like being blocked on Spotify and specific ships sneaking onto their timeline — 'It kills me when a ship pops up on my tl when I have the ship name muted' and 'I can't even be mad bro this is true hater behavior I got blocked on SPOTIFY'.
- Protective: They actively curate their online space by blocking en masse for mental comfort — 'Everyday I go on this app I block atleast 10 people I'm sick' and wanting 'a way to mass block people'.
- Imaginative: They maintain private creative worlds and lore for their OCs: 'Crazy things happening in the lore of my ocs I haven't told anyone about' shows rich inner storytelling.
- Community-minded: Their concerns revolve around shared fandom experiences and friend groups, such as being hurt by 'Friend of 2 years blocked the entire gc' and paying attention to who follows certain public figures.
- Playful: They revel in humorous, everyday observations about food and apps — 'Do donuts classify as crispy' and the birthday candle story convey a light, self-aware humor.
Weaknesses:
- Reactive: Blocking at least ten people daily — 'Everyday I go on this app I block atleast 10 people' — suggests quick, emotionally-driven responses rather than measured solutions.
- Platform-fatigued: Frequent complaints like 'Is twitter down again this site is burning down' and 'I don't know what side of Twitter I'm on anymore' show social media burnout that undermines consistent engagement.
- Avoidant: They want a private account but 'not going through all that to make an acc again' indicates reluctance to take steps that require effort, favoring avoidance over resolution.
- FOMO-prone: Their frustration with gem hoarding — 'how do people save up so many gems in pjsk people stop gatekeeping' — reveals anxiety about missing out or being left behind in games/collecting.
- Over-sensitive: Getting deeply bothered when a friend blocks the group 'on GENSHIN AND PINTEREST OF ALL THINGS' shows they take social slights to heart, which can be emotionally draining.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa's sensitivity, moral streak, and affinity for niche culture mirror Vamptres. Like Lisa, they get exasperated by the world around them — 'Is twitter down again this site is burning down' — and care about specific communities and justice (friend-group drama, fandom etiquette). Their creative inner life ('Crazy things happening in the lore of my ocs') and tendency to curate their social environment (mass blocking) echo Lisa's selective social circle and principled stands.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits because they show a deep internal creative life, strong personal values, and selective social energy. Their worldbuilding — 'Crazy things happening in the lore of my ocs I haven't told anyone about' — points to rich introverted intuition and idealistic feeling, while their sensitivity to social slights (the friend who 'blocked the entire gc') shows Fi-driven emotional processing. They avoid large public exposure and crave curated spaces ('I want a priv account SOOOO BAAADDDDD but I'm not going through all that to make an acc again'), which is typical of introverted feelers, and their playful, sporadic engagement with the internet aligns with a perceiving preference (flexible, reactive).
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If you were a gacha, I'd save every gem — care to let me in your pity pull?'
- 'Are you an OC? Because I want to get lost in your lore for hours.'
- 'I promise I won't pop up on your timeline like a muted ship — unless you want me to.'
- 'You blew your birthday candle like the Big Bad Wolf? That's hot. Want me to help clean up the chocolate?'
- 'I can't mass block my feelings for you, but I can single-block everyone else if you ask nicely.'
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Your new Twitter bio
He/Him | fandom kid & reluctant timeline gardener | Genshin/PJSK nerd • OC lore hoarder | I block for self-care • proship (DNI) | Here for donuts, drama, and bookmarking posts until I watch the thing– @Vamptres
Your signature cocktail
Muted Timeline
The 'Muted Timeline' balances sweet fandom cravings and a filter-for-your-feed vibe: matcha vodka nods to gamer/anime culture, yuzu soda keeps it bright like bookmarked content waiting to be judged later, and a donut-syrup rim winks at the tweet 'Do donuts classify as crispy'. The garnish of candied ginger adds a little bite — like their daily blocking habit ('Everyday I go on this app I block atleast 10 people'). It’s cute, slightly bitter, and curated to taste.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Vamptres fits Hufflepuff through loyalty, protectiveness, and a down-to-earth approach to belonging. Their distress when a friend 'blocked the entire gc' and their attachment to fandom communities shows a strong loyalty to small groups. They also show the Hufflepuff tendency to protect and defend their space: 'Everyday I go on this app I block atleast 10 people' reads like self-care and boundary-setting rather than aggression. Their creative, patient building of OC lore — 'Crazy things happening in the lore of my ocs I haven't told anyone about' — aligns with the house's steady, nurturing creativity. They're not seeking glory like Gryffindor or scheming for advantage like Slytherin, but they fiercely value friendship and comfort.
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Your song
Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham's 'Welcome to the Internet' captures the exact chaotic, overwhelming, and sometimes horrifying relationship Vamptres has with platforms: tweets like 'Is twitter down again this site is burning down' and 'I don't know what side of Twitter I'm on anymore' echo the song's manic tour of the online world. The track's mix of dark humor and sharp observation fits Vamptres' blend of memes, complaints, and boundary-setting.
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