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Your Simpsons character
The mix of chaotic humor, food obsession, and impulsive emotional swings lines up most with Homer Simpson. They constantly talk about food and silly cravings in a very over-the-top way, like “just made another bowl of cereal… I LOVE MILK #milkenjoyer”, “cheeburber mmmm”, and “i fucking love milk oh my god”, which feels very Homer-esque. The self-deprecating but oddly confident tone — “i’m gonna be a hot dad idc, but i’m also gonna look like a dead beat” — mirrors Homer’s blend of laziness and weird self-belief. They also bounce between exhaustion, depressive episodes, and sudden bursts of motivation, like “i can feel my self getting weaker :( i hate depressive episodes…” followed by “HOLY DHIT IM GOING TO THE GYM IM BACK IN THE GYM”, which fits Homer’s dramatic mood swings. Finally, the horny, crude humor in tweets such as “abs hurt, arms sore, dick is in a pretzel. life is good” and “i’m a perv idc” captures Homer’s often inappropriate, but ultimately endearing, vibe.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly seek interaction and attention, like “yo bros, i may not be a girl but i am a cool guy FOLLOW ME BRUH” and engaging their followers directly with “anyways how are YOUR guy’s days going or night”. Their interests and expressions show Intuition over Sensing: they dramatize and imagine scenarios such as “when i’m out in a city i look at random building windows pretending like i see a sniper that’s about to assassinate me”, and reflect on identity and nostalgia in “thinking back to when i used XD when i was in middle school. i was part of the blueprint” rather than focusing only on raw facts. Their decision‑making reads as Feeling: they react strongly to interpersonal dynamics and injustice, calling someone “scum of the earth” in “the whole situation with the rivals steamer girl… pmo @cecefps you’re scum of the earth” and openly discussing how movies trigger their father issues in “i just watched a movie that unnecessarily reminded me of my father issues”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: they’re spontaneous and a bit chaotic, joking about procrastination in “why am i so lazy to do my pinned lmfao” and impulsively celebrating changes in routine like “HOLY DHIT IM GOING TO THE GYM IM BACK IN THE GYM”. The combination of high-energy social engagement, imaginative inner world, emotional openness, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.

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Cold-weather enjoyer, gym returnee, movie overthinker. Once poured a whole gallon of milk into a nearly empty cereal bowl and called it self‑care.– @vampyristhatyou

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a chilly, chaotic hug in a glass—just like someone who proudly declares “i’m gonna be a hot dad idc, but i’m also gonna look like a dead beat”. The spiced rum is for their slightly unhinged, horny gremlin side that tweets things like “im a perv idc” and “cums”. The ice-cold whole milk honors the unabashed #milkenjoyer who screams “I LOVE MILK #milkenjoyer” and “i fucking love milk oh my god”. Mango purée represents the fruity, playful sweetness of someone who “literally eat out mangoes like there’s no tomorrow” and wants mochi at random hours. A hit of coffee liqueur captures their exhausted, still-grinding vibe from posts like “i’m so fucking exhausted” and gym/back pain chronicles, while a dash of sea salt nods to the bitter edge of their depressive episodes and movie-triggered father issues in “i can feel my self getting weaker :( i hate depressive episodes” and “reminded me of my father issues”, balancing all that sweetness into something a little too real—yet still fun enough to drink again.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, friendliness, and steady effort more than anything else. Their enthusiasm for getting friends into things they enjoy, like when they say “I CONVINCED MY FRIENDS TO PLAY DANGANRONPA YESSSS”, reflects a social, loyal energy that wants to share fun rather than one‑upping others. They also care about their coworkers and social circle, joking affectionately about a gay coworker’s compliment in “if i was a stripper he’d throw money on me all night 😭 idk wether to be scared or thankful”, which shows warmth and openness instead of guarded self‑preservation. Their ongoing grind mentality is classic Hufflepuff: they drag themselves back to the gym despite depressive episodes in “this one has lasted far too long im going to force my self to go back to the gym next week” and then celebrate being “BACK IN THE GYM” in “HOLY DHIT IM GOING TO THE GYM IM BACK IN THE GYM”. Even their playful self‑description as a future “hot dad” and desire to connect with people online in “yo bros, i may not be a girl but i am a cool guy FOLLOW ME BRUH” suggests someone who values being dependable, approachable, and kind over being cerebral (Ravenclaw), ruthless (Slytherin), or glory‑driven (Gryffindor).

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The best fit for them is “Mr. Brightside” because they literally reference it with “i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been feeing just fine gotta gotta get out”, directly quoting the opening line. The song’s mix of manic energy, self-deprecation, and emotional overthinking matches their timeline, where they swing between joking about body image like “i’m never eating pumpkin seeds again i feel so fucking fat jesus christ” and hyping themselves up with “HOLY DHIT IM GOING TO THE GYM IM BACK IN THE GYM”. Like the song’s narrator, they oscillate between confidence and insecurity, seen in tweets such as “i can feel my self getting weaker :( i hate depressive episodes this one has lasted far too long” while still clowning around with “yo bros, i may not be a girl but i am a cool guy FOLLOW ME BRUH”. The constant mix of chaotic humor, emotional oversharing, and dramatic inner monologue mirrors the anxious, spiraling yet anthemic tone of Mr. Brightside perfectly.

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