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First Horseman's role as a commentator on current events, with a focus on legal and political issues, aligns him with Kent Brockman, the news anchor for Channel 6. Like Brockman, First Horseman often expresses skepticism and cynicism towards those he perceives as ideologically opposed, as seen in his tweet about the 'Jack Reacher' actor, 'That interview with the fake&ghey Jack Reacher actor where he espouses shitlib talking points is another leaf in this book.' Both characters are known for their sharp wit and tendency to deliver biting commentary, often with a touch of sarcasm, as illustrated by First Horseman's remark about the 'Neil Gorsuch' steak incident: 'This is getting progressively more ridiculous. Next week it's gonna be 'Neil Gorsuch was seen using a salad fork to eat a steak! This is low class and thus Trumpian behavior which demonstrates bias! Recuse now!!' Durbin has no shame.'

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Conservative legal commentator, classical music enthusiast, and admirer of the Founding Fathers. Not affiliated with any political party or organization.– @vandevanterfan

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First Horseman's sharp wit, cunning intellect, and unwavering loyalty to his beliefs align him with Slytherin. He often dissects arguments with a keen eye for flaws, as seen in his critique of the 'court packing' argument, 'This argument for court packing always cracks me up. It is presented as this neutral, procedural fix, but when confronted with the obvious point that Trump / GW Bush could've done it on this basis and appointed those four justices, the arguer blusters and complains about RWers.' He also exhibits a strong sense of ambition, striving to expose what he perceives as hypocrisy and deceit, as shown in his tweet about the 'common sense gun control' agenda, 'This not a mailer list plea feels compelled to trot out the dumb 'common sense gun control' wishlist rather than argue for straight repeal of 2A, which Newsome and team blue want.' His unwavering commitment to his principles, even when facing opposition, reflects the Slytherin value of ambition and resourcefulness.

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First Horseman's often cynical observations about the state of American culture and politics, coupled with his fondness for classical music, resonate with the themes of 'The Sound of Silence.' The song's lyrics, which depict a world consumed by noise and superficiality, reflect First Horseman's concerns about the decline of traditional values and the rise of what he perceives as liberal excesses. His frequent critiques of the media and the political establishment, as seen in his tweets about the COVID-19 pandemic and the 'gerrymandering' criticism, align with the song's message of disillusionment and the need for deeper meaning in a world increasingly dominated by noise and distraction.

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